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One day, turdface got lost en route to mars and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely muffled man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing HELL, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 92 yards, go past the fuck - be careful it's a bit hidden on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 299 until you come across the elefuckafunt sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty penis-shaped at this time of night.
With that, turdface tipped his shithead to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his roflcopter. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled giant and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact ballbagchin! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
This made me lolz my 5 r belong to this