"Hey all of you Skanky, Dogs I'm a Cat looking for a Smelly night out with you! I love to Fist and I play Sex. I hope you're a Slutty person cause we would be Shagging alll night long. We would do it like Angelina Jolie and Your mum after a night of Pisss. If you're not Dirty and ready to Anal then don't bother."
Okay, what else can this do?
Ross found themselves on the floor outside of The Pub feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Ross decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Horny bouncer at the door. Ross wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Are you gay?' to which the bouncer, Jacobs replied 'Bend over, bitch' with a look of Stinky.
"By this point, Ross had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Retarded Dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Ross who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Shag the object which teleported them to The Pub, which was filled with many people, all looking very Tiny, Ross wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Bed, what had happend? Ross didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Masturbating fastly.
End?"
Hee hee, one more XD
"One day, Ross got lost en route to Derpsville and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Speedy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Fuck only knows, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 1337 yards, go past the Twat - be careful it's a bit Ugly on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for Fucking ages away until you come across the Dog sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Perverted at this time of night.
With that, Ross tipped Camo Cap to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Flying DeLorean. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Dim-witted and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Naughty Bastard! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!"
TROLOLOLOLOOLOL LOVE IT
