funny
One day, king got lost en route to boredom and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely bloody man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing north, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 12 yards, go past the ass - be careful it's a bit deadly on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 1 km until you come across the pig sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty yellow at this time of night.
With that, king tipped his bucket to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his flying fish. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled darkly and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact tom fulp! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
this was great fun i hope that you make another one