I've got 18 years on me

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

Through my 18 years, I've been through at least 4 different states, 10 different countries, and 3 different continents.

Through my 18 years, I've lived with a Genesis, PS1, PS2, an Xbox, and a Wii.

Through my 18 years, I've had seven large pets, two of which I had left with another family, two of which I had seen die, one of which was a part of a pet food poisoning scare.

Through my 18 years, I've lived through technology frustration, and I can predict that it's not over yet.

Through my 18 years, I've seen the Clinton scancal, Bush in office, and 9/11 from the TV.

Through my 18 years, I've had multiple illnesses and two surgeries, all of which were somewhat painful to bear.

Through my 18 years, I've gone from always being the nice guy to having hardened my attitude, yet I still hardly start conversations with anyone.

So...what now?

Happy Birthday to me?

[HeartbreakHoldout]

You could word this topic anyway you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you had to make your own birthday thread.

Happy birthday!

[Nikenick]

Happy 18th birthday!

[Rebbay]

And many moooore....

[Viridis]

Happy 18th Man! Have a good one!! :D

[Lucy]

Happy Birthday.

[dearion]

In my 17 years I've sat on my ass and watched anime.

[UnknownFear]

Happy Birthday

[toastofwar6789]

This aint your eHarmony profile boy!

Happy Birthday!

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 7/9/08 08:27 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You could word this topic anyway you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you had to make your own birthday thread.

Oh right, I forgot that only the 'cool kids' get their threads made by their friends.
Screw that.

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, DarkSytze wrote: happy virgin birthday (seeing you didn't include sex.)

Uh, yeah, kind of because that would've been illegal?

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, dearion wrote: In my 17 years I've sat on my ass and watched anime.

And you're proud of it. I can see it.

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, Lucy wrote: Happy Birthday.
At 7/9/08 08:34 AM, UnknownFear wrote: Happy Birthday

omg ban for clone posting
Yeah, thanks anyway guys.

[Randy74]

Today is your birthday!?

[skinnyeddy]

Happy Birthday to you!

At 7/9/08 08:25 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: Through my 18 years, I've lived with a Genesis, PS1, PS2, an Xbox, and a Wii.

Sadly, you FAILED at the last hurdle by buying a Wii.

[Fro]

This is the third birthday thread that I have posted in today. Have a good day and happy birthday.

[lnstinct]

Fuck you, you're a hybrid.

[Chumbawamba]

At 7/9/08 08:40 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, DarkSytze wrote: happy virgin birthday (seeing you didn't include sex.)

Uh, yeah, kind of because that would've been illegal?

How? :o

Congrats though. I haven't been 18 for too long either (April 30). Don't get hooked on the lottery. You'll get fucked over in the long run.

[Geohunter]

Get the man a lap dance! Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a huge pair of titties in your face!

[MyMonkey]

I dont believe you. Though what you wrote could easily be true, it's its weakpoint. Something so "normal" that people think its got to be true, well I'm not falling into that.

False Conversation
Hidden agendum
You think we're stupid, how dare you
The rug has not been pulled
Over our eyes you fool
We can see right through

Tip-toeing villian
Eyes in the ceiling
Your false intentions have warn thin
But we've been in your room and in your closet too
We've got one on you

Lies make it better
Lies are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed
Lies

Inside an office, a fallen angel
A smilin boomer with snake eyes
Creates the latest trends
And i just cant pretend
Dont call me your friend

When all these
Lies make it better
Lies are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed

Lies they make it better
Lies they are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed
LIES!

Lies will come back to haunt you
Bulletproof your limosine
Lies will come back to haunt you
Hit and run, a broken dream

Lies make it better
Lies are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies to wake up to
Lies from the altar
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed

Lies they make it better
Lies they are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed

Lies

[Ragnarokia]

Congratulations you are 11 months older than me, or is it closer to 10, either way happy birthday you old git, now die before me.

[NGCA]

At 7/9/08 08:40 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, DarkSytze wrote: happy virgin birthday (seeing you didn't include sex.)

Uh, yeah, kind of because that would've been illegal?

Only if you paid for it or took it by force.

Like a real man.

[SuperFlonic]

At 7/9/08 10:46 AM, NGCA wrote:

At 7/9/08 08:40 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 7/9/08 08:32 AM, DarkSytze wrote: happy virgin birthday (seeing you didn't include sex.)

Uh, yeah, kind of because that would've been illegal?

Only if you paid for it or took it by force.

Like a real man.

^^ 17 year old.

<< 15 year old...

Just kidding.

[videogamer0810]

Hey, that's great, man. Have a happy 17th birthday.

[lilcheeselad]

Happy birthday

[Sk8erGirl14]

Happy Birthday!

Through my 14.5 years, I've been to 3 states, 2 countries, and 2 continents.

Through my 14.5 years, I've lived with a PS1 and PS2.

Through my 14.5 years, I have had 5 pets, 1 dog, and 4 kittens.

Through my 14.5 years, I've owned two skateboard decks (because I don't stomp on them when I land like most guys)

[Joshiwa]

Happy birthday. So are you getting that plastic surgery you were telling me about?

[KingCurts]

Ha Ha go get kicked out of your parents house like I did.

[denose2003]

So you're legal?

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 7/9/08 09:30 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: We share a birthday?
Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse.

Yeah, I was just thinking about that.

Happy 18th, be sure to do everything you can legally do when you reach 18 in one entire day. All of it.

I wish.

At 7/9/08 10:06 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Congrats though. I haven't been 18 for too long either (April 30). Don't get hooked on the lottery. You'll get fucked over in the long run.

First realization of that came to me when I got five lottery tickets as a Christmas gift, and none of them were winners. :(

At 7/9/08 11:01 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: Hey, that's great, man. Have a happy 17th birthday.

Get your numbers straight, foo.

At 7/9/08 11:39 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Happy birthday. So are you getting that plastic surgery you were telling me about?

When have I ever said anything about plastic surgery?
And no.

At 7/9/08 08:43 AM, skinnyeddy wrote: Sadly, you FAILED at the last hurdle by buying a Wii.

Oh, so it's MY fault that it came as a Christmas gift, is it?
Besides, I'm not one who has to put up with underage teens on Halo 3.

At 7/9/08 11:51 AM, denose2003 wrote: So you're legal?

Uh, yeah?

At 7/9/08 11:52 AM, MrFinland wrote: Life well spent eh?

Could've been worse.

And thanks again to those who wished me a happy one.

[Racoonmario]

Happy Birthday.

[lazyyMitch]

At 7/9/08 11:51 AM, denose2003 wrote: So you're legal?

He's legal

[kidd25]

so you die first right?