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At 5/5/08 09:25 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: honesty, there's a few pretty good ones, but we could really use A LOT more.

too bad. mine's a codec conversation while snake is in a box.
also it's 42 seconds long.

where is Haggar from?
I have seen it some where before but not sure where

Jeff said he laughed really hard at mine. No card board boxes at all.
I think I am in the clear.
:3

At 5/6/08 12:04 AM, WolfBlitz2 wrote: where is Haggar from?
I have seen it some where before but not sure where

Final Fight

If you submitted a flash, and can't even make a funny with an insane sadomasochistic bisexual turncoat Russian Colonel, a filthy cowboy who double-triple-crosses everyone, and a guy who kills himself in a fight to the death with himself (technically) and doesn't lose, you are a fucking moron.

At 5/5/08 09:09 PM, Aerosphere wrote:

At 5/5/08 09:06 PM, HaXoR1500 wrote: wow......

What a terrible first post.

so im a new grounds noob! > : ( atleast i didnt say stamper wuz gay and other stupid comments...

Thats sucks.
I would honestly do something if I had ever played the stupid game.

DAMN YOU.

damn, sorry to hear it's still a flop as of now. Hopefully the real animators are holding out to the last few days to perfect their work? I almost feel like it's my duty to try and animate something short and sweet and I'm a programmer, hope this thing ends up in better condition then it is now.

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: I have never, in my ENTIRE time here at NG, seen so many poor, lazy, WORTHLESS submissions in such great quantity.

Even though I didn't submit anything, I give you my most humble and greatest apologies for the lack of creativity and work from the Newgrounds community. Now I feel bad for being busy with school and life :(

ouch. Well here's a still from my submisison, only about 1/4th or so the way done right now., but hoping it'll calm Stamper down.

yes Stamper, Its box FREE.

Sorry gaiz, I've never played a metal gear game.

not that I'd be able to produce anything worthwhile even if I had.

At 5/6/08 01:03 AM, BoMToons wrote: Sorry gaiz, I've never played a metal gear game.

not that I'd be able to produce anything worthwhile even if I had.

You can make a Cardboard Box game! It'll work pretty well :)

Hahahaha shit, I`m sorry to hear that fags.

But I do believe the good submissions are just taking more time, and will be given to you pretty much upon deadline. Good things require more time, right ?

Anyway, I was expecting another great collab, like the Transformers one, I still hope this will turn out alright. And if everything fails, I can at least look at the NG staffs movies, those always bring joy to my old soviet heart.

My best fucking wishes, but you had it coming, you asked NG users for help. That`s like playing Russian roulette WITH A FUCKING MINIGUN.

I only wish I were better at flash than I am now, since I have an awesome joke on MGS2. but as Stamper has said, and I agree completely, I'm not just gonna slap a shitty submission together just so that they can look at that. If anything, I would wait until even after the collab came out, giving me more time, and make an extended version. I'm big on quality work, and I hate hypocracy, so I may not be able to get a submission on here.

And by the way things sound: I looks like there might not be a collab.

At 5/6/08 01:06 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: My best fucking wishes, but you had it coming, you asked NG users for help. That`s like playing Russian roulette WITH A FUCKING MINIGUN.

hahahaha. good comparison.

and yeah, i think all the good ones are just waiting till the 20th. don't put that gun to your head just yet!

I'll try to make a good part, but I have a lot of stuff to do in May. This is a very busy month for me.

I hope that this collab will end up being good, regardless of the parts you have received so far!

Haha.

If it's anything like you said, my piece is going to blow all the others away.
First prize, here I come.

Though technically box-joke-less, my part features a box. I will quadruple the effort now, and remove the box. Snake can be going commando... If box's are to Snake as undergarments are to normal human beings, that is.

Really fucking nervous I won't get in, though.

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: IMPORTANT REMINDER - THERE'S ONLY 15 DAYS LEFT TO SUBMIT A METAL GEAR COLLAB PIECE. This should be more than enough time if you haven't started yet.

So far this collab has been an absolute disaster that we regret more and more as the deadline draws closer. There, I said it.

Hehehe what did you expect? You're asking for help from a lot of people that use the same jokes over and over again. Originality is something that has slowly died in the world :(

Wow, it feels like I'm getting yelled at by a parent or a teacher! I actually feel kinda guilty, but I am still hard at work on mine. Luckily, I have avoided boxes, codecs, and have something based off of MGS3. The only thing I'm worried about is if I will get it in on time! I really hope I finish in 15 days, with finals and all!

At 5/5/08 11:40 PM, KupaMan wrote: YOU HAVE FAILED ME, NEWGROUNDS COMMUNITY!

I'm going to go eat a bucket of ice-cream with Stamper and Utah now.

You told me that you'd be disappointed with me if I didn't take part in this collaboration.

I'm sorry to fail you kind sir, but I've never played the game before.

Sadly I could most probably tell you the entire base plot to the game just from knowledge gained from satire here on Newgrounds. Kinda says a lot, doesn't it?

At 5/6/08 02:18 AM, RubberNinja wrote: Sadly I could most probably tell you the entire base plot to the game just from knowledge gained from satire here on Newgrounds. Kinda says a lot, doesn't it?

Me too. And seriously, I've never even touched Metal Gear.

I'm very tempted to hire it out and go for something, but I'm paranoid I just won't have time to finish my schoolwork as well...

Shit I didn't know it's this bad, but don't cancel the project! I'm still working on mine! It'll be funny, promise!

Blamformers was pretty shit

I love MGS. And would contribute some worked out stuff. If i only could use flash...

Ummm... ummm... OK, how bout this... errr... Solid Snake... on... a plane?

mindif i?
JOIN IN ON THE CONTROVERSy??

Heya shirt baby ;D

Shampoo commercial. Ever think of making that Stamper? You have the skill and the voice, why not? Geez.

At 5/6/08 04:32 AM, Sawdust wrote: Shampoo commercial. Ever think of making that Stamper? You have the skill and the voice, why not? Geez.

From Xmanne, on the PalTalk chat:

WOULD YOU LIKE FLAWLESS, SHINY HAIR? WOULD YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO ORGASM OVER IT? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A GOD? THEN USE METAL GEAR SHAMPOO. PACKED WITH MINERALS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOUR HAIR 100% AWESOME. GUARANTEED TO MAKE WOMEN BOW DOWN TO YOU AND START HANDING OUT SEXUAL FAVORS. SO BUY IT NOW, OR RISK LIVING A LIFE OF MISERABLE EXISTENCE.

I like Darkside7000's idea of Snake on a Plane. That'd be awesome.