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At 5/6/08 09:00 AM, Angry-Banana wrote: Is that Freddie Mercury piledriving a shark right there?

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AWESOME!!

LAWL dude i hope you're being sarcastic or something cuz thats IS NOT Freddy Mercury, thats haggar from final fight. ME HAGGAR! ME SODOMIZE YOU! lol just j/k haggar is actually very intelligent, i mean he IS the mayor of the city.

Yeah, a great deal of people are claiming to avoid the collab because they've never played the games...despite us clearly saying "Your submission doesn't have to revolve around the Metal Gear plot/story, so long as it's Metal-Gear related in general (uses MGS characters, themes, gimmicks, etc.)". I'd prefer it if people were just straight up and said they didn't feel like making one.

For example - I know very little about Transformers, but I still managed to make something for Blamformers, as I WANTED to. All I did was use the characters to make it apply. A Metal Gear submission would take absolutely no effort, here watch, I'll help somebody out and write a script really fast off the top of my head:

VAMP IS SUCKING OTACON'S DICK, RIGHT

OTACON: OWEEE, I FELT TEETH THAT TIME BE CAREFUL!

VAMP: SORRY BABY JUST TRYING TO KILL 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE! *WINKS AT CAMERA*

(Get it? Because Vamp is a LITERALLY GAY VAMPIRE? AND OTACON LOOKS LIKE A QUEER?)

OPTIONAL ENDING 1:
OTACON SPILLS HIS BALLS IN VAMP'S HAIR. VAMP TOUCHES IT AND SAYS 'BY THE GODS I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!'

OPTIONAL ENDING 2:
OTACON PRESSES HIS DICK UP INSIDE VAMP'S FOREHEAD BULLETHOLE SCAR AND BUSTS A LOAD THAT SHOOTS IN 8 DIRECTIONS DUE TO THE PRESSURE. VAMP SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL AND FLAPS HIS TONGUE AROUND.

That GOLDEN script doesn't require having played any of the games - just a quick glance at character art and the knowledge we've given you. You can't tell me that everyone draws blank ideas by staring at pictures of AN UNHAPPY MAN WHO OBVIOUSLY CONTROLS HORNETS, THIS FAT EXPLOSIVES EXPERT ON ROLLERBLADES NAMED FATMAN (FOR SERIOUS) or THIS NINJA CYBORG...will not purchase it. It would take all of 10 seconds of thought, 2 minutes of research, and the rest up to effort.

And New999, get death you sensitive ass queer. Everything I said was (although blunt) completely necessary and true...I have never seen such an epic failure from the community before. It's not meant to be a direct insult, moreso a wake-up call because I feel as if we're slipping. Well, partially an insult. Either way, why am I explaining myself to a dude who has yet to discover what to do when his pee pee gets hard? BEAT IT FAG. (AND YOU BEAT IT, FAG.)

...and keep in mind that although this topic did come from me, I'm not exactly speaking based on my personal opinions alone. fucking ching chang chong

It really saddens me to see that the Metal Gear collaboration is a disaster. You might have to move the due date up a couple weeks, or so, in order to rectify the situation. While I have never played a Metal Gear game in my life, Jeff's post indicates that you don't have to play the game in order to make fun of it (it does it to itself).

I am thinking of making a submission where Snake shoves a stick of Dynamite up Fatman's Ass, the resulting explosion propels Fatman forward into a metal beam, and his dick gets ripped off. The problem is that my flash skills are underdeveloped and, as a NGer with a clue, I don't want to waste other people's time with sub-par animations (especially the Staff's). So if there are any animators out there with worth their copy of flash, than please, get out and make fun of this! It has too much potential to become a failure.

You know what sucks Stamper?, having a hilarious idea and not having the talent to animate it.

What we need are the minds of the most hilarious people here, and the skills of our best animators.
I need to organize something on Paltalk.

At 5/5/08 09:12 PM, El-Sammo wrote: Woah... that must be bad. As every fucking submission up to the last one in Blamformers sucked so much cock. You seriously telling me that you can't just fill up the collab with Metal Gear having a metal penis, or metal gear standing on stuff and saying "my bad!"?

P.S. I stand by my cardboard box joke.

I loved the Blamformers collab, the "my bad" joke was one of the best.

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: Seriously, if we released this 'collab' right now with all the best pieces, it'd be 2 minutes long and most people would cut it off halfway through.

My second enrty had better be in the first half, it is good!

honestly, when using a cardboard joke it's like your not even trying. try something ORIGINAL, ya know something that's NOT a cardboard box joke or an intercom joke or something like that. you could have snake in a fast food restaurant ordering something but make it comical. seriously I didnt need to think that out properly and already thats original in its self!

for the love of god, please dont over use the joke, cus after a while it gets really shitty!

Stamper, dude, firstly most people don't know the game. I know you said they just need a gist of the game but jesus titty fucking christ, the only stand-out character is Snake. All Snake fucking does really is say Metal Gear, talk to his ear and crawl around in a fuckign cardboard box.

Apart from the hardcore fans, the only thing people know about any of the god damn characters is that the guy is in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

So if you assume that 20% of NG users are metal gear solid fans and about 2% of those cunts can actually make a cartoon then you've got some pretty fucking slim pickings. Transformers is completely god damn different to Metal Gear Solid as most of the NG users grew up with the show and it just got turned into a fucking hollywood blockbuster.

So the reason you've got so many fucking shitty submissions is because there are very little people who know MGS well enough to do a good flash and the people who know it a little but know flash, can't because you've put restrictions on the things they actually know.

But it does sound like you are in dire straits right now so I guess I'll help you urge the MMA community to rally together like they did with blamformers and just have metal gear growing a dick or some shit.

At 5/6/08 11:02 AM, El-Sammo wrote: Stamper, dude, firstly most people don't know the game. I know you said they just need a gist of the game but jesus titty fucking christ, the only stand-out character is Snake. All Snake fucking does really is say Metal Gear, talk to his ear and crawl around in a fuckign cardboard box.

Apart from the hardcore fans, the only thing people know about any of the god damn characters is that the guy is in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

So if you assume that 20% of NG users are metal gear solid fans and about 2% of those cunts can actually make a cartoon then you've got some pretty fucking slim pickings. Transformers is completely god damn different to Metal Gear Solid as most of the NG users grew up with the show and it just got turned into a fucking hollywood blockbuster.

So the reason you've got so many fucking shitty submissions is because there are very little people who know MGS well enough to do a good flash and the people who know it a little but know flash, can't because you've put restrictions on the things they actually know.

But it does sound like you are in dire straits right now so I guess I'll help you urge the MMA community to rally together like they did with blamformers and just have metal gear growing a dick or some shit.

pretty wrong there my friend. yu do know what stamper said, right? he said it doesn't neciserally need to be evolved around metal gear ya know. It could be based on everyday to day situations such as going to the shops and seeing a mysterious guy at the counter (solid snake) or ordering some food in a drive-thru (solid snake).

what stampers trying to say is, you dont NEED to have a box joke in it, you dont NEED to have an intercom joke, it could be ANYTHING, heck even if it completely rips off solid snake. obviously it has to be good in terms of art as well). sure not a lot of people dont know metal gear solid, but so what? yu dont really need to know what its about really, its just as simple as putting snake in a real life situation, or even put him in a funny comical act that doesny evolve boxes or intercom stuff.

At 5/6/08 11:21 AM, diamond-armada wrote:

At 5/6/08 11:02 AM, El-Sammo wrote:

:: pretty wrong there my friend. yu do know what stamper said, right?

Yeah, I think the gist was to make cock jokes.

At 5/6/08 11:41 AM, OdHero wrote:

At 5/6/08 11:21 AM, diamond-armada wrote:

At 5/6/08 11:02 AM, El-Sammo wrote: pretty wrong there my friend. yu do know what stamper said, right?

Yeah, I think the gist was to make cock jokes.

Are there any other kind?

At 5/6/08 08:03 AM, Nicolesgw wrote: textwalls ftw.

alot of the things you mentioned where already done, read utahs and stampers posts. everything mentioned was already covered. I agree with the NG is lazy part, what can ya do. we try to come up with interesting ideas to get the community involved. sometimes it works other times it doesn't.

either way doing something is better than nothing. cause its really easy to huddle up in some dark forum chastising everything NG does, but its alot harder do something about it.

God there are a lot of comments to this I hope this gets seen. I have some wicked ideas for collab entries but I don't have flash and I can't draw for shit. If someone would like "storyboards" of some funny non-box-related ideas hit me up in my PM box. Thanks guys!

Weeelll, I was too busy working on another collab, but I seriously would've submitted one if I had the time.

At 5/5/08 09:08 PM, Sabotage wrote: What are "CARDBOARD BOX JOKES"? They sound like something I really want to send.

The Protagonist of the Metal Gear Solid series hides under cardboard boxes from his enemies. People think this is pretty funny and make jokes about it.

I would do something, but i have NO FUCKING CLUE about it. NONE AT ALL. i dont know any themes, gimmicks or characters. so yeah...

and also...

At 5/6/08 03:29 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Ummm... ummm... OK, how bout this... errr... Solid Snake... on... a plane?

LOL WIN

If only it was a COD4 or GTA or CS or Quake or UT collab....

:sorry for double post :|

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: Alright before I begin - Luis has announced the winners for the Pico art contest, and neatly organized them onto a slick page - go check em' out! Some really good stuff in there, great job fellas!

Second - hit Tom's latest post for the Pico Day 2008 winners, just in case you've missed it!

OKAY...

I actually am going to enter this thing, I dunno how long I could make a flash with 15 days especially with the most important tests of my life starting in 10, but I could tottally make something awesome!

But I want payment from you stamper, im the nob who keeps spamming your PS3 account asking for a game of cod4 lol, so I want a game (only if I actually finish lol, and it will be good, cos im kewl =D )

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: Alright before I begin - Luis has announced the winners for the Pico art contest, and neatly organized them onto a slick page - go check em' out! Some really good stuff in there, great job fellas!

Some pretty good ones there, I really liked danomano65's Tankmen picture. Great job!

OKAY...

So far this collab has been an absolute disaster that we regret more and more as the deadline draws closer. There, I said it.

Really? So it'll suck instead of be brilliant and epic?

All the best are probably going to use all their time, and come in at the last few days.

Sorry Stamper and Jonny but i completely suck at flash. If i was any good i would get my ass in gear and make a star. Even though i hate Matal Gear Solid.

At 5/6/08 01:21 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 5/5/08 08:58 PM, Stamper wrote: So far this collab has been an absolute disaster that we regret more and more as the deadline draws closer. There, I said it.

Really? So it'll suck instead of be brilliant and epic?

Sadly yes, if people won't read any of these posts and such.

At 5/6/08 11:02 AM, El-Sammo wrote: Stamper, dude, firstly most people don't know the game. I know you said they just need a gist of the game but jesus titty fucking christ, the only stand-out character is Snake. All Snake fucking does really is say Metal Gear, talk to his ear and crawl around in a fuckign cardboard box.

Apart from the hardcore fans, the only thing people know about any of the god damn characters is that the guy is in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

So if you assume that 20% of NG users are metal gear solid fans and about 2% of those cunts can actually make a cartoon then you've got some pretty fucking slim pickings. Transformers is completely god damn different to Metal Gear Solid as most of the NG users grew up with the show and it just got turned into a fucking hollywood blockbuster.

So the reason you've got so many fucking shitty submissions is because there are very little people who know MGS well enough to do a good flash and the people who know it a little but know flash, can't because you've put restrictions on the things they actually know.

But it does sound like you are in dire straits right now so I guess I'll help you urge the MMA community to rally together like they did with blamformers and just have metal gear growing a dick or some shit.

How does a character like this not stand out?!

I've never played any of them, and could probably tell you every boss from MGS1 and MGS3, and what they do. I actually went to a bunch of different sites and read up on them and learned how fucking awesome every character in the series is.

Another idea for anyone willing to animate it:

The Fury is totally boning some chick, with the big helmet and jetpack still on. She asks him how its going, and he says he's right about to bust a nut. Then when he does, he yells "THE FURY!" and explodes. It doesn't even have to be him, it could be any of the bosses in MGS3. And that's just an idea in the same vein as Stampers. Like he said, that didn't take long at all to come up with.

Other crazy bosses:

The Fear: he can bend himself in insane ways and has a long ass tongue.

The Pain: he's full of hornets and jumps around a lot.

The End: an old sniper who's just a little odd...

Those are just four bosses, and they're all from the same game. They barely scratch the surface of important characters, too

My final note is: stop bitching that Stamper hurt your feelings. If you care at all about this collab, make a part, a good part. If not, don't even come to this thread.

Ah, another one of them "straight to DVD" movies.

I'd buy that shit, yo.

Ive never played any of the metal gears in my life so i cant contribute anything :"((((

At 5/6/08 02:47 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Ive never played any of the metal gears in my life so i cant contribute anything :"((((

WHY DID YOU POST THAT?! WHY DID YOU POST THAT?!

Stamper is always happeh, even while ranting!

I got an idea. So there this person, his name is Jake Snake. Jake Snake have to defeat the metal gears that once Solid Snake fought. DAMN! THIS IS GETTING ME HOT!

My part has a cardboard box bit, but it´s only like 10 seconds. The rest should be good. Should be finished soon.

i do not get the scale