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I asked a Christian man...

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:13:55


At 4/16/08 12:08 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: I just want to go up to you right now and high five you.

You did a good job today.

Thanks! I gotta say, i didn't expect this to happen today! Lot's of people put up a good fight. Usually religion threads end with "I AM A MOD, THIS THREAD IS LOCK DUE TO STUPID!"

But, lots of good points and well thought responses were made. Bravo everyone. Bravo.


Do what now...?

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:15:39


hmm. Obviously that didnt happen, and your just trying to sound smart with this post... but anyway. Theres no proof that there is no such thing as a soul, so fuck you.


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:19:34


I disbelieve that there are invisible cats that walk around. I disbelieve that there are 27 planets instead of 9-10. You can't see the other ones though. So they're not there.

I disbelieve in dark matter.

I disbelieve in parallel universes.

Black holes? Fucking ridiculous.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:27:04


At 4/15/08 03:34 PM, Elios wrote:
Did i say somthing wrong...?

i should keep this with me at att times so i can say it to anyone thats asks


derp derp derp derp derp

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:29:11


At 4/16/08 12:15 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: hmm. Obviously that didnt happen

Your proof of this is _________

and your just trying to sound smart with this post

I sound smart with all my posts!

Theres no proof that there is no such thing as a soul,

Not yet, but we're gettin' close!

so fuck you.

Aww i thought you were cool....


Do what now...?

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:30:23


At 4/16/08 12:29 AM, Elios wrote: Not yet, but we're gettin' close!

32 grams.

Dark matter.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:32:57


At 4/16/08 12:15 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Theres no proof that there is no such thing as a soul,

Nor is there any proof that there is

so fuck you.

Same to you, sir.


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:33:32


At 4/16/08 12:32 AM, Thimbles wrote:
Nor is there any proof that there is

Life itself.

Knock on wood.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:35:24


At 4/16/08 12:29 AM, Elios wrote: Your proof of this is _________

Is that people generally dont spontaneously ask others if they believe in god..

I sound smart with all my posts!

Thats true...

Not yet, but we're gettin' close!

Not really.... and i guess it depends what you consider a soul...

Aww i thought you were cool....

farty whale butts


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:38:53


At 4/16/08 12:33 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 4/16/08 12:32 AM, Thimbles wrote:
Nor is there any proof that there is
Life itself.

Read the fourth paragraph on the OP post. But hey, if you believe in some sort of magical Jew in the sky that created this "soul", that's not my problem.


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:39:33


At 4/16/08 12:35 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Is that people generally dont spontaneously ask others if they believe in god..

Aha! Generally, people don't. But that doesn't mean 100% of them don't. I merely had an enounter with someone who does spontaneously ask other of their beliefs!

farty whale butts

Ha! Ok you're cool again.


Do what now...?

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:40:24


Nj Elios.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:41:14


At 4/16/08 12:38 AM, Thimbles wrote:
Read the fourth paragraph on the OP post. But hey, if you believe in some sort of magical Jew in the sky that created this "soul", that's not my problem.

we were talking about the soul?

which is basically like, your life force or something. the change you effect in the world. your frequency of pattern.

I don't know what religious crap YOU are talking about.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:45:20


At 4/15/08 03:34 PM, Elios wrote:
Did i say somthing wrong...?

I pretty much guess you overwhelmed him with your overly high intellectual level against the Christian's rather low levels.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 00:47:03


At 4/16/08 12:41 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 4/16/08 12:38 AM, Thimbles wrote:
Read the fourth paragraph on the OP post. But hey, if you believe in some sort of magical Jew in the sky that created this "soul", that's not my problem.
we were talking about the soul?

Well, yes. Read a little ways' up the thread and you'll see.

I don't know what religious crap YOU are talking about.

Ok, ok. A misunderstanding on both sides.


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 01:28:23


science is a facet of god's existence. just like we are. spokes on a bike. spinning around. don't pop it.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 01:28:25


At 4/15/08 03:42 PM, Elios wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.
He was holding a stapler and a stack of papers that said "Anti-Gay". I dunno if that counts as a "good deed"...

Couldn't he just whip out some Gay-b-Gone?

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 17:01:05


At 4/16/08 12:45 AM, muncheh wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:34 PM, Elios wrote:
Did i say somthing wrong...?
I pretty much guess you overwhelmed him with your overly high intellectual level against the Christian's rather low levels.

Low levels of intelligence?

Try me.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 17:31:15


At 4/15/08 03:43 PM, TightRope wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:42 PM, Elios wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.
He was holding a stapler and a stack of papers that said "Anti-Gay". I dunno if that counts as a "good deed"...
His bible says its wrong to be gay! Did he walk away or did he not? He knew you were an immature twat and respected that and walked away.

So its mature to be a f*cking HOMOPHOBE now?
Seriously ppl this anti-gay crap is anoying! When i see 2 guys making out i dont want to watch okay IM not gay, but im not a HOMOPHOBE.

Freaking god has to go against everything doesnt he?

(\__/) This is Bunny.

(o.O) Bunny doesn't like you

(") (") Bunny doesn't care what you think of him.

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 17:55:49


At 4/15/08 11:22 PM, Zilliano wrote:
At 4/15/08 11:18 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/15/08 10:58 PM, Grammer wrote: God exists, and you are wrong
Would it be wrong of me to say "prove it"?
Would it be wrong of me to say "prove evolution?"

Not really, because it's not hard. I can post them if you would like me to.

At 4/16/08 01:26 AM, Grammer wrote:
At 4/15/08 11:18 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/15/08 10:58 PM, Grammer wrote: God exists, and you are wrong
Would it be wrong of me to say "prove it"?
Also, just because it can't be proven, doesn't mean it's wrong.

Actually, it does. Using your logic I can say lepricons exist. I can't positively say that a lepricon has never nor will never exist but I can assert that claim that I disbelieve in lepricons because we have no physical evidence that they exist.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 18:19:04


At 4/15/08 04:58 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:
At 4/15/08 04:52 PM, Atgod88 wrote: He was prolly a priest and though you were hot.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT! Because *snort* some priests have shown themselves to be pedophiles! Not only are you making a witty reference to current events, but you are in fact using the sharp blade of wit to demonstrate the man as a contemptible person! Well played sir! Well played!

Or maybe cuz u compared hitler to jesus.
Yeah, what a twat, getting offended by something offensive.

At least hitler rebuilt the economy post WWI, jesus spread lies and was nailed to a cross like every liar should be.
If you're trolling, you're being successful. That comment pisses me off in many ways. It is not only stupid, but arrogant, an infuriating combination.

Wow, take something personal? I was making stupid witty comments that were funny to me, im not expressing my true feelings about religion, im not gonna go into what i believe happend with Jesus and that stuff, im not atheist, i think scientifically but, im criminally insane, i think about everything, soooo i wasnt being funny to make jokes about ur religion, the comment about priests, is more true then most might thing though.

I'll underline this because it seems important.

CATHOLIC CHURCHES HAVE MOLESTATION INSURANCE FOR THEIR PRIESTS

That means the religion fears lawsuits because they cannot keep some of their holy ones chained down, which is terrible in my opinion, so don't bitch about someone making a joke about priests and rape.

You are my first flamer, and the first time ive flamed back.

Go talk to ur priest because ur a flamer and thats against ur religion. He might forgive you if you can prove it.

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 18:36:44


At 4/15/08 03:44 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:40 PM, mranarchy wrote:
At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.
IE-telling everyone else why they are wrong and should despise their own existence unless they conform to his belief system
Nice exaduration you got there.

exaduration my ass ........................................
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the cake is a lie numb nuts

not gay just a funy site i made

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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 18:57:28


At 4/16/08 05:55 PM, Brick-top wrote:
Actually, it does. Using your logic I can say lepricons exist. I can't positively say that a lepricon has never nor will never exist but I can assert that claim that I disbelieve in lepricons because we have no physical evidence that they exist.

Philosophically everything exists. If I think about a thought, isn't that thought existing? What are the boundaries of that thought?

Who knows.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 19:29:01


Excuse me while I masturbate all over this thread.

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 19:32:08


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Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 19:42:50


Good job, thread starter!

Religious people should keep their religions to themselves. Anyone who tries to tell you that you have a soul, there is a god, there is an afterlife, ect. should go back to reading their fairy tales and leave us intelligent people alone. My grandparents are religious, and I have already deconverted my grandfather. He finnally saw how idiotic his beliefs are after all these years! Only if everyone could be deconverted!

Response to I asked a Christian man... 2008-04-16 19:47:24


At 4/16/08 07:42 PM, MARINO wrote: Good job, thread starter!

Religious people should keep their religions to themselves. Anyone who tries to tell you that you have a soul, there is a god, there is an afterlife, ect. should go back to reading their fairy tales and leave us intelligent people alone. My grandparents are religious, and I have already deconverted my grandfather. He finnally saw how idiotic his beliefs are after all these years! Only if everyone could be deconverted!

Why thank you, thread poster!

Though i've never gone to the extremes of de-converting someone, i wholly agree with your statement.


Do what now...?

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