Some Christian guy came up to me earlier, and we had an interesting conversation. He asked me, "Son, do you believe in God?" I said, "No.". He laughed, and said, "But...what if you died tomorrow, what will happen?" And i said:

"If i died tomorrow, i'll have my body donated to the University of Buffalo to be used for scientific research. After two years of being dissected, i will be cremated and stuffed into a little bottle for all of my family to look at. Pretty cool huh?"

He look shocked, and then he said, "But son, what will happen to your soul?". I said.

"I don't have a soul. My physical being is operated by a mass of gelotenous fleshy substance inside my skull, which sends nerological signals that maintains homeostatis and regulates by body temperature. This "Soul" you speak of, is merely a fabrication of the imagination. A mystical being does not exist within me, for i am just a mass of flesh, blood, and bones, which is the result of thousands of years of evolution. Jesus was human, Hitler was human, we're all human. No sense in praising one human and hating another, we're all the same."

He walked away.

Did i say somthing wrong...?

It wasnt what you said, its how you said it that offended him

no, you were pretty much spot on.

How the fuck would you phrase that so well? Do you memorize it just incase one day you run into some religious guy?

it really didn't sound that intelligent, he probably just realized that you were a snide noob who should be permabanned from life.

My philosophy is Descartian Realistic. therefore, I know not.

Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.

At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.

Everything you just said was spot on.

At 4/15/08 03:37 PM, Matt1010 wrote: How the fuck would you phrase that so well? Do you memorize it just incase one day you run into some religious guy?

No idea, i just started saying words, and that's what came out of my mouth. As i was riding home, i kept repeating what i said in my head, so i could remember and write it down later.

This obviously neve happened you can all stfu and go away

At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.

He was holding a stapler and a stack of papers that said "Anti-Gay". I dunno if that counts as a "good deed"...

Spot on,but we was probably just really offended.

At 4/15/08 03:42 PM, Elios wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.

He was holding a stapler and a stack of papers that said "Anti-Gay". I dunno if that counts as a "good deed"...

His bible says its wrong to be gay! Did he walk away or did he not? He knew you were an immature twat and respected that and walked away.

At 4/15/08 03:40 PM, mranarchy wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: Serves him right for enjoying a meaningful life full of good deeds and wanted to share it with others.

IE-telling everyone else why they are wrong and should despise their own existence unless they conform to his belief system

Nice exaduration you got there.

At 4/15/08 03:40 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: witty counter argument

I actually had a conversatation strikingly similar to that not too long ago, believe it or not.

I'm dead serious.

I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Just saying.

Wow, you're pretty much a dick.

Let others believe in what they believe in, instead of being a dick-head and shutting them down.
Wars and shit happen because people (like Hitler) make everyone else wrong. Also I totally doubt you actually even had this conversation because of it's idiocy and how you sound like a robot when talking about your "soul".

Have fun flaming me.

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, HahaBears wrote: Wow, you're pretty much a dick.

Let others believe in what they believe in, instead of being a dick-head and shutting them down.
Wars and shit happen because people (like Hitler) make everyone else wrong. Also I totally doubt you actually even had this conversation because of it's idiocy and how you sound like a robot when talking about your "soul".

Have fun flaming me.

WOOHOO great way to put it HAHABears, this guy is a fucking liar who had the whole conversation in his head and then came to post it on NG and some day hopes he can have this well thought out battle of words.

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, HahaBears wrote: Wow, you're pretty much a dick.

Directed at the OP btw

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, darknessdweller wrote: No soul, huh? Hey, I'm Christian!!!!! So, are you saying my religion is imaginatory, or sumthin'?

Oh no, not at all! I repect other peoples ideas and beliefs. I just stated MY ideas and beliefs. Apparently he did not like them.

Epic Zing!

Ive had the same thing happen many times to me.
Too bad I dont memorize anything clever to say.

Most of the time theres people telling me to accept jesus into my life.
Me: Why?
Them: because blah blah blah bible references
Me: ok, cya.

Im agnostic , there could be a god in one form or another. But I dont like christianity, even though technically I am a christian. Once I made my conformation I left religion for good. If it works for others fine, but I get annoyed when people tell you that you need it.

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Typical religious behaviour.

lol.

At 4/15/08 03:52 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Typical religious behaviour.

lol.

I am a violent person. I have no problem admitting that.

I think he walked away because you made his brain asplode

At 4/15/08 03:53 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
Come on, you can tell us. Did you make this up?

Honestly, this is true. Right now, i wish it wasn't, because now i realize i probably hurt this guy's feelings. This all happened a few hours ago when i was returning "Full Metal Jacket" to BlockBuster. This sort of stuff happens in my town often. Lots of people staple "anti-abortion" "anti-gay" posters on the phone poles. My town is very, VERY religious. And i have no idea why.

I speak only the truth, and what i believe in. Some people agree, most don't, and that's fine with me.

At 4/15/08 03:55 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:52 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Typical religious behaviour.

*Protestant behaviour.

I came up with about 37 different responses to this. Unfortunately, they all boiled down to "Get out of my face you dirty Finnian." So I'll just not say anything.

woops.

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:40 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Just saying.

Did you ask yourself "what would Jesus do?"

At 4/15/08 04:12 PM, MrFlopz wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 4/15/08 03:40 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

I'd also like to point out that the only three hardcore, outspoken about it atheists I know are unintelligent douchebags that I have beat up on multiple occassions for mocking my beliefs.

Just saying.

Did you ask yourself "what would Jesus do?"

That depends on wether these people were threatening me with death or filling my church with fruit stalls.

I'd compare it to the latter.

He figured you sold your soul, and didn't wanna mess with the devil.

At 4/15/08 04:07 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I call BS.

Fanatics are never quick to silence.

You got that right! My town never shuts up! Fanatics are crazy, i'm just a smart-ass who came up with a funny response.

And nobody laughed......