Scientists have discovered a procedure to summon the powers of the Gods into a central location.
This procedure was first observed through unimaginable complex steps to slowly, but effectively summon our overlord's fiery wrath into a safe, usable, entertaining display of heat and light. This amazing discovery has been dubbed "fire" by religious scientist Dr. Mike Brown of the local hunting grounds, whose research is partly funded by NASIA (Northern Atlantis Scientific Institute (of) Advancement).
This phenomenon is a typical member of the "light and heat" godly wrath, but its typical size in relation to the known powers of our Lord(s) clearly indicates that they can regulate their powers, Brown said. Currently about 97 times more powerful than the great sphere in the sky, in terms of heat, Brown also suspects that possible implications would be to quickly and more effectively cook our food.
"The second procedure test outcome will be visible for another five hours until the tree under it disappears completely, which the 'flames' cannot survive without" said Brown, who made the discovery with colleagues Chad Trujillo, of the and David Rinowitz of the same institution.
The story continues to develop, so I'll have more on it later.
