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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 11:35:02


At 1/19/09 11:16 AM, Crusher117 wrote:
At 1/19/09 09:15 AM, perfect-insanity wrote: Perfect-Insanity's argument
My argument.

Corollary- If offered, in contrast to the above, I would accept. Im sure the admins are wary of the NGPD and whatnot, and that's not to say that im better than anyone else in here, but pride for the cause prevails over power trip.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 12:02:07


I believe that same guy that Phobo was talking about a few posts back is at it again, watch this submission get changed the second it's passed


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 12:22:31


At 1/19/09 11:27 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

However, ex-NGPD'ers like Rohan could stand a good chance so there's something to look forward to.

:D :D :D :D :D

Lol, lemme through my hat into this debate. My stance remains the same as it was when this issue last arose; while in theory the portal mod system could work, I am sure the admins would be wary of handing that much power over the definitive part of NG. While I'm not saying that any such mods would abuse their powers or make bad calls, allowing a regular user to have so much control of the Portal may not be a good thing.

What I suggested a few months ago was that A (i.e. one, no more) admin was appointed as a full-time Portal guardian of sorts. I know that Wade occasionally purges the Portal, but with everything else he does he cannot be expected to be omnipresent with regards to this. However, if there were an admin whose sole purpose was to delete spammy flashes, and deal with flagged submissions (which at a rate of 2-3 flagged flashes a day must really pile up on Wade, to the point where they may just be left to sit in limbo) I feel that Portal maintenance and protection would become 100 times more regular and efficient.

The debate rages on...

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 12:54:43


At 1/19/09 12:22 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 1/19/09 11:27 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
However, ex-NGPD'ers like Rohan could stand a good chance so there's something to look forward to.

D :D :D :D :D
Rohan's argument

Why one user? Should it have to fall to one user's opinion on whether or not something is spam?
Im not trying to state that Wade's role is simple, but Regular Users differ from Admins in just that. We're here by choice, they're here for employment. That's the problem with the Portal Mod system, that ultimately, its up to the mods choice. Certainly, Admins are going to hunt for the most responsible user, or, barring that, just pick one of their own to do it. But then what? Who's part of the site will suffer because they have to keep constant vigil over the trash? If we were to have a portal mod system, we should set it to 5 mods. 1 person contacts the mods with a flash that is believed to be spammy. The submission in question goes to "Administrative" Review, and the mods each view it and cast a vote for whether or not it's spammy. Then, it's released back into the Under Judgement stage. No ties, no conflict of intrest, and all Wade has to do is re-release it back into the portal.

Thats only hypothetical. :D

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 13:32:48


Crusher117 is right, we have to let it be up to the individuals' choice to blam, but we have to have the judgment, as I said before, to make the right vote regarding spam submissions.

I propose we "spam-profile" users. Look at people like Snaws before all of his work got deleted. He had, what, 52 spam submissions in a matter of two months? Look in the spammer-in-questions' flash submission history. If they all got titles like "FUCK YOU N***ER!" and "DD are Faggots" or the likes, what do you think they make?

Once again, this is in no way mass-voting, as barely any of us seem to be online at the same time to coordinate one in the first place. Use common sense when viewing flashes in the Flash Portal, and obviously check back every once and a while for the Flagship Spam which are proudly emblazoned in brackets.

To me, those are like turkey shoots...but they still somehow pass anyway.

If we can bundle up, and put all of those blam/protect points to use, make it more of a head-hunting game....every man for them self can try to down spam on their own. No coordination. No alert. Just act. Do this "by the book"

If it's just a crappy sprite flash, or a lame short animation, we kind of have a sort-of moral obligation to drop a review on how they can make it better. We have time...it's not like those Under Judgment flashes shuffle along quickly.

But if it's hateful, obscene, effortless, repetitive spam? Something that you know beyond a shadow of a doubt does not belong on the portal?

Simply, Act.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 13:40:46


Damn, 5 days and all this happens? I hope I'm not expected to read every detail.

Assholes in the portal, admins, portal mods, rohan, got that much.

I think portal mods wouldn't do much. You get a 14 days ban if two of your flashes are blammed on the same day. This being stated, just charge up you blam cannons and fire at spam, it's not hard. I've also seen a lot of "Anti ...." flashes. To me, these are just as bad the the group flashes they're against, if not worse.

The best that'll happen is that we keep trying and blamming the spam. The admins have noticed, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8938 12.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 13:45:07


I suppose, regardless of what we agree and disagree on, that we should at least have an idea of what constitutes spam
Take a look at This

That, to me, is spammy. I downvoted it. This is in no means a call to blam, but this is what most spam tends to look like.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 14:49:46


At 1/19/09 12:02 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9352
I believe that same guy that Phobo was talking about a few posts back is at it again, watch this submission get changed the second it's passed

Well, now it's "sup squf"

The flash itself isn't particularly hateful, but it is no-doubt blamworthy material that passed judgement under the guise of something else. Good find, perfect-insanity.

We should post suspects here with a brief summary of what the flash was about while it's under judgement. Screen shots of the flash itself would be helpful as well to further solidify evidence.

Then, provided with a link, if we check back and it's a false alarm, it's okay. If it's a trojan horse spam, we flag it.

This entire process would be a lot easier if you could blow whistles on flashes after they've passed judgment. Perhaps that'll be included with the update to the site in March?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 14:56:50


Speaking of name-change spam flashes, keep an eye on this one. It's purest crap spam of the highest order, but if it does pass, then I'm sure that like ALL other flashes by this author, be changed to "[DD] Naruto SEX" or something like that.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 15:01:34


At 1/19/09 02:56 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9380
Speaking of name-change spam flashes, keep an eye on this one. It's purest crap spam of the highest order, but if it does pass, then I'm sure that like ALL other flashes by this author, be changed to "[DD] Naruto SEX" or something like that.

Wow, that one's not even subtle. Nicely done...

I'd like Tail's thoughts on all of this. Should we start a branch-off thread in a similar style to RageVI's thread, or could that be too easily taken out of context, hurting our reputation as the NGPD?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 15:32:53


I'd like Tail's thoughts on all of this. Should we start a branch-off thread in a similar style to RageVI's thread, or could that be too easily taken out of context, hurting our reputation as the NGPD?

Hmmm...That's a tough one...I'm sure Tails would squeal with glee to be able to mark something and have it Blamed in seconds (We're his secret police already) , but I really would like to see Flashes that have Cartoon Penis Drawn in the middle and Seizure-Causing Back Round with Ear-Shattering Heavy Metal Music playing (and any others of this kind) taken off the market.

In meh opinion, the thread wouldn't work out, but we can try and report as many as we can here at the NGPD.

I fuckin hate the Kitty Krew, Faggot Federation, and clubs that are just plain spam. They claim its art, but I think its just a No-Life Community with a bunch of kids whom suck at flash and think they're hardasses because they can do whatever and offend anyone they want on the internet.
/rant

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 16:01:33


Hey I was just reading through some of the recent posts and am glad to see that there are alot of dedicated portal guards trying to help the site. I think the best way this problem could be solved by the admins would be allowing us to flag spam submissions and making it impossible to change flash when it's submitted.

I suppose the only way we as users could help, would be making an MSN network to alarm each other but that would mean breaking the rules. I think our best bet is waiting for the admins to choose a solution.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 16:10:30


At 1/19/09 03:01 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 1/19/09 02:56 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 9380
Speaking of name-change spam flashes, keep an eye on this one. It's purest crap spam of the highest order, but if it does pass, then I'm sure that like ALL other flashes by this author, be changed to "[DD] Naruto SEX" or something like that.
Wow, that one's not even subtle. Nicely done...

I'd like Tail's thoughts on all of this. Should we start a branch-off thread in a similar style to RageVI's thread, or could that be too easily taken out of context, hurting our reputation as the NGPD?

Ive asked mods about this, and they shot it down. Unfortunately, I wish now that I saved the PMs I got back, but I recently deleted my inbox.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 16:34:39


All this talk of name and file change spam really makes me think back to when I first joined the force, and even before that time. That kind of spam has been going on for long, and I think it's finally time to take action, like the rest of you do. Usually with spam, after it's passed judgement there is nothing we can do but ignore the spam, as making a big deal out of it is exactly what the spammers want us to do, though every day users make angry reviews on Flashes that do nothing but give the spammers a source for amusement and sometimes deters the users from Newgrounds. With this type of spam, it is more than just a way for people to piss of other members, it's getting around the guidelines by swapping to complete different Flash. I have also realized that some of the original files Pornomon submits are stolen, and I have seen several of them submitted into the portal on earlier dates, though blowing the whistle wouldn't work at all since the file will be changed to something entirely different by the time it gets through to the mods or admins, so it will just waste their time.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 17:35:05


What if the admins read this? Would it spur another roundabout of debate before it gets swept under the rug or would action sequence? The only idea we really spitballed was the Portal Mod, after all, but that should be worked out before employed. Im not worried about an admin actually reading this, but i'm a bit thoughtful as to what may or may not end up happening.

Spam does suck, but all we can do is make the choice of downvoting it or not. Im not calling for a mass-vote, nor am I bashing those who wouldnt blam it on whatever grounds.

What do we do to those who do spam though? What could we do to them? IP ban? Account Deletion? Block them from submitting? All of those are extreme and time consuming. The point of the voting system was to separate the good from the bad, by our hands. Do we need to call admins and mods in to handle our problem? If users are to be modded to handle this, fine. If we decide to ask existing mods to handle this, fine. But what will our votes count for? The honest votes, not the crew votes. The honest votes that actually laughed/enjoyed the shit that we call shit. Are they ignored? Are they wasted?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 17:46:57


At 1/19/09 05:35 PM, Crusher117 wrote: What if the admins read this?

To be honest, if an admin read this then they probably wouldn't take any notice. What we're discussing is possibilities of the site in the future, and what the current situation of spam may or may not develop into, and if administrators are going to create a portal moderation scheme then they would do so regardless of what a small band of members think, they would do what the majority of the site would call for. Even if we were assigned portal moderators, there would still be a problem, we're just thinning the river down from the whole site in a small trickle to a small selection of people, though running at a high speed, metaphorically.

Spam does suck, but all we can do is make the choice of downvoting it or not. Im not calling for a mass-vote, nor am I bashing those who wouldnt blam it on whatever grounds.

The phrase 'Spam Does Suck' is a little too general. Some spam is actually very artistic stuff, take Zekey's stuff for example. He spams the portal, though many if his submissions are creative and well created.

What do we do to those who do spam though? What could we do to them? IP ban?

This has been done before, however the users can get around it via Tor. The amount of people using Tor around the time of the DD wipeout was astonishing.

Account Deletion?

Been done. Users use Tor and new accounts to get around it.

Block them from submitting?

If you've had two submissions blammed in a week you get a short ban from the portal.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 18:37:39


I had a few ideas, but there seems to be very little that can be done.

I know there are many who say, ban the user. But then people argue that they can get around it by making a new account or other things.

But what if they added a new flag button just for spam? In theory it could work, but I wonder how well?

Lastly, instead of banning an account, or preventing an account from submitting, maybe they can secretly put a thing on an account that makes it look like the persons submissions are under judgment, but in reality will be blammed no matter what the score. This way the blammer won't know to change his account.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 19:25:49


Well. On an unrelated note, the FFF has been kafuckied by Wadolf. Is this the first step of open Spam Warfare, or a means to an end?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 19:31:09


At 1/19/09 07:25 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Well. On an unrelated note, the FFF has been kafuckied by Wadolf. Is this the first step of open Spam Warfare, or a means to an end?

Where is this great news? You must show me to this wonder passing!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 19:38:21


I have read the last page of posts for posterity, and what I'm getting is this: How do we maintain the individual Newgrounder's freedoms, while still lessening the effect of spam? This is all just speculation at this point but nevertheless, the portal mod idea doesn't float, the portal admin sounds promising, I like this idea best, but it will probably be shot down upon proposal. What I propose is a compromise, don't give the power over the portal to one person, and don't leave it all to the masses. Instead, spread the power evenly to the masses, and grant certain exemplary individuals, say the top 500 ranked B/P-ers or something, the ability to flag spam as any one would an abusive flash

Probably should have saved this message for the roster, all well :P

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 19:40:50


At 1/19/09 07:31 PM, hawkkid777 wrote:
At 1/19/09 07:25 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Well. On an unrelated note, the FFF has been kafuckied by Wadolf. Is this the first step of open Spam Warfare, or a means to an end?
Where is this great news? You must show me to this wonder passing!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1019 371


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 20:46:51


here's the real proof of the fall of the FFF

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1019 400


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 20:47:50


NGPD Roster -Monday January 19, 2009

My twentieth roster, a somewhat meaningful milestone, to me anyway
Some excitement this week, both on the lists and IRL
Exam week got off to a good start with a snow day, the nation to the South of mine gets a new leader tomorrow
and my mother got her gallbladder removed
Click here I found the first vid rather funny, check it out
And if anyone wants to try some new tunes check out Silent Waters by Amorphis

~perfect-insanity~

Rank Ups

Eroth221, Police Captain

Top 5 Gainers

mwmike - 115
Eroth221 - 87
pigeonmaster88 - 79
fish1892 - 74
hawkkid777 - 77

Entering the List

MrAngel, Police Lieutenent

Leaving the List

none

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Damned if I could pronounce it

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || __ || [ 2188 ] || [ 0079 ] || [ 011.2 ] || pigeonmaster88, Police Captain
>>> 02 || __ || [ 2004 ] || [ 0087 ] || [ 012.4 ] || Eroth221, Police Captain
>>> 03 || __ || [ 1920 ] || [ 0016 ] || [ 002.3 ] || Spartan204, Police Lieutenant
>>> 04 || +1 || [ 1904 ] || [ 0025 ] || [ 003.6 ] || sinskae, Police Lieutenent
>>> 05 || - 1 || [ 1898 ] || [ 0005 ] || [ 000.7 ] || Crusher117, Police Lieutenent
>>> 06 || __ || [ 1690 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || MrAngel, Police Lieutenent
>>> 07 || __ || [ 1619 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || TailsPrower, Police Lieutenant
>>> 08 || __ || [ 1450 ] || [ 0012 ] || [ 001.7 ] || NeonFlame126, Police Sergeant
>>> 09 || __ || [ 1413 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.4 ] || Gu-rrilla, Police Sergeant
>>> 10 || __ || [ 1227 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || PowerPrower, Police Sergeant
>>> 11 || __ || [ 1042 ] || [ 0115 ] || [ 016.4 ] || mwmike, Police Sergeant
>>> 12 || __ || [ 0966 ] || [ 0074 ] || [ 010.6 ] || fish1892, Police Officer
>>> 13 || __ || [ 0860 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || ZiggyZack99, Police Officer
>>> 14 || __ || [ 0851 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || xthesnafx, Police Officer
>>> 15 || __ || [ 0795 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || JimmyDimples, Police Officer
>>> 16 || __ || [ 0609 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Lebastic, Police Officer
>>> 17 || __ || [ 0599 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || SonicSheep, Police Officer
>>> 18 || +2 || [ 0595 ] || [ 0077 ] || [ 011.0 ] || hawkkid777, Police Officer
>>> 19 || - 1 || [ 0579 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || MrCrawford, Police Officer
>>> 20 || - 1 || [ 0557 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || RS200, Police Officer
>>> 21 || __ || [ 0464 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Dejanus, Portal Security

Apprentices

>>> 22 || __ || [ 1715 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Phobotech, Portal Lieutenent

Link to Previous Roster


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 20:54:59


Sorry for the double post, but I'll forget if I don't do it now. I just had an idea as dubious as those trojan spam flashes, the next time a big group of spammers pops up, what if somebody were to join them, stay with me here, and instead of spamming, could they not also delete some of the submissions? An undercover mission of sorts. Anyway, if this makes sense please let me know, I'm not completely sure how their operation works so this could well be impossible


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 22:09:03


At 1/19/09 08:47 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: NGPD Roster -Monday January 19, 2009

Rank Ups

Eroth221, Police Captain

Top 5 Gainers

mwmike - 115
Eroth221 - 87
pigeonmaster88 - 79
fish1892 - 74
hawkkid777 - 77
>>> 02 || __ || [ 2004 ] || [ 0087 ] || [ 012.4 ] || Eroth221, Police Captain

Oh come on!!!! Why must you get me so excited for nothing!!!!!! You really had me going on the rank up. I do not have 2004 at the moment. I have 1989 B/P points. But I will rank up soon!!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-19 23:19:15


perfect-insanity.

A sting?

Looking up at that thread "The FFF situation" by Wade, we could screen-cap developing spam-crew's threads for evidence on their plots to mass-vote, and turn them in.

Under the guise of an alt, I take it? It'd have to be...very incognito.

Fuck me sideways, that's brilliant.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-20 01:06:38


Portal Security SlntCobra1 requesting permission to join the NGPD, sir!

*side note*

I am currently majoring in criminal justice to be a CSI in the future.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-20 03:44:50


Hey, looks like I'll have a buddy apprentice by my side for the next few days! Welcome, fish!

but the reason I came to post here, gentlemen.

MY FIRST REAL FLASH!

I'd be much appreciated if you gave my P.O.S. a good review based on what you saw! Any and all constructive criticism is welcome! BE BRUTAL!

Thanks!

And welcome again, SlntCobra1!


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Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-20 06:33:27


At 1/20/09 01:06 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Portal Security SlntCobra1 requesting permission to join the NGPD, sir!

*side note*

I am currently majoring in criminal justice to be a CSI in the future.

Well, due to time constraints, ill make this brief.
Posts- Technically, you have enough, but a lower post count doesnt always belay experience, more often, it belays reticence.
Rank- You need to be at least Police Officer BP rank to apply.

After you rank up to PO, check back! Im sure you'll be put into probation!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-01-20 10:12:52


At 1/19/09 08:54 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: what if somebody were to join them, stay with me here, and instead of spamming, could they not also delete some of the submissions?

That sounds like a brilliant idea, though you can't delete a Flash unless you were the one who submitted it. If you're just co-authored it makes no difference at all. I think that attacking spam crews from the inside is a good concept, though. I'd volunteer to help you with that.

At 1/20/09 01:06 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Portal Security SlntCobra1 requesting permission to join the NGPD, sir!

Well, you pass at the first two requirements, though I'm not sure that you'd pass in the post quality area. The majority of your posts are short one-liners that contribute little to the thread. Since Tails isn't here, we're going to have to make a vote. I'm sorry, but I have to say no. There is still chance though.

At 1/20/09 06:33 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Rank- You need to be at least Police Officer BP rank to apply.

Actually, portal security is acceptable. If you have anything under that, then it's not permitted though. By badge, he would pass.


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