Art Contest, Ng Talent, Ebaynuma

[Stamper]

First and foremost...poxpower started a HOT NEW OFFICIAL ART CONTEST. It's seriously slipping under the radar, so get busy! EVERYONE is welcome to submit a piece, so don't be shy if you're a new guy...and feel free to invite people over to join in on the fun! The more, the merrier. And oh yeah, don't worry - all the cash prizes are legit. Almost TOO legit. To quit. GO GO GO GO GO!

Second, 'The Greatest Story Never Told' has a metric ton of NG regulars as finalists, including:

'The Composer' by Jazza
'Jinas 1: A New Friend' by AloneInTheDark
'These are the Boring Bits' by JoeDavis
'Joey's Bright Idea' by ZekeySpaceyLizard
'trans fat' by KibitzCo
'Objectionable Apparatus 2' by Kol-Belov
'Kite Plight' by Onelani
'The Stranger Forest' by Belka
'Oxygen' by Notorious
'Hug me to the Skies' by SpikeVallentine

If you haven't seen any of these films yet, check em' out! All of these guys are exceptional artists and storytellers, and but a fraction of the talent on NG!

Speaking of NG's own...Gary Brolsma (Numa Numa Dance) is ePawning an extremely important piece of American, no, WORLD HISTORY. Want it? YOU KNOW YOU DO.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie wItem&item=250213632795
Free tip...if you're the highest bidder at the end of the auction, YOU GET THE ITEM!!!

AAAND finally...since news is getting bumped pretty hard lately, I'll re-cap the most important shit in case someone missed it:
1. Tom just posted the best of January winners. If you value this information, go read it.
2. AOL IS A BURDEN TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HUMAN RACE. STOP USING IT. NO, SERIOUSLY.
3. MindChamber died.

That should be everything. Have a safe and happy Black History Month!

[NeonFlame126]

Cool I hope we get some good submissions.

[DarkSoldier]

I might submit piece for the art contest..

[POWER-RANGER-PINK]

Oh joy, another contest. Pity I suck at art ;_;

When will the shirts from the NG Shirt art contest be buyable?

[Winned]

Wee, black history month.

[BlueHippo]

That shirt could fit me if I actually WAS a hippo... sheesh.

I think you guys at the office should buy it and put it up with all the other crap you guys have.

Also, make a new Blacktastic song for February :(

sorry stamper, I'll fuck off now....

[citricsquid]

Does it still smell of sweat?

[AdamJack]

I was actually wondering recently if there was going to be an Art Contest soon. It's been a long time since the last one.

[Aeonstars]

I like art contests.

[JoxskornerStudios01]

At 2/13/08 05:07 PM, Aeonstars wrote: I like art contests.

me to.

[Roastmasters]

Eh what was I thinking, why would i eneter that I suck :(

[bobmoo]

I like art

[luka]

You should seriously stop saying people are dead. It shocks me for a second each and every time. :P

[Fezz]

OMG MINDCHAMBER IS DEEEEEEEEAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!

first page.

[The-evil-bucket]

Sweet, Newgrounds users for the masses.

[TripleDK]

At 2/13/08 05:08 PM, luka wrote: You should seriously stop saying people are dead. It shocks me for a second each and every time. :P

Are you sure he's faking? :P

[sirtom93]

I might submit aswell. Looks cool stamper.

[KupaMan]

At 2/13/08 05:04 PM, citricsquid wrote: Does it still smell of sweat?

I hope so. If I'm throwing down 350 clams, I better smell him on it to the ends of time.

[Afro-Ninja]

at least he's not pawning it for a pure cash profit

can I cut off my hair and sell it?

[Deadly-Shadow]

At 2/13/08 05:01 PM, Stamper wrote: Speaking of NG's own...Gary Brolsma (Numa Numa Dance) is ePawning an extremely important piece of American, no, WORLD HISTORY. Want it? YOU KNOW YOU DO.

I find it a bit odd that he links to YouTube instead of Newgrounds, cosidering the fact that it was submited here first.

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 2/13/08 05:01 PM, Stamper wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie wItem&item=250213632795

Current bid: US $355.00
HAHAHA, what, are all the bidders also fat internet nerds?

Free tip...if you're the highest bidder at the end of the auction, YOU GET THE ITEM!!!

ALERT THE MEDIA!

3. MindChamber died.

Did I happen to miss something here?

[SoulMaster71]

At 2/13/08 05:09 PM, TripleDK wrote:

At 2/13/08 05:08 PM, luka wrote: You should seriously stop saying people are dead. It shocks me for a second each and every time. :P

Are you sure he's faking? :P

Dude, we're talking about Stamper here. The biggest joker (and one of the funniest) on Newgrounds.

[ngmastah]

*Sigh* Pox's thread not getting bumped is another sign that the Art Forum is dieing.

[MetalDart]

That's a shame for Gary Brolsma and his family. He should keep the shirt though, it's a very important part of HIS life, he should keep it. But, he is doing a very charitable thing.

That 20,000 dollar contest should help pay for his family.

[zer0gravity1]

Sweet, i just got flash and photoshop cs3, so i'll submit some art.

[Rig]

I wish MY shirts would sell for $350. :(

[steph2568]

MINDCHAMBER IS WHAT???

[doomshock]

ill see

[BlueHippo]

At 2/13/08 05:13 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote: at least he's not pawning it for a pure cash profit

can I cut off my hair and sell it?

Only if it will retain it's shape on another person's head :0

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 2/13/08 05:01 PM, Stamper wrote: First and foremost...poxpower started a HOT NEW OFFICIAL ART CONTEST. It's seriously slipping under the radar, so get busy!

Jesus christ, that looks impossible D: