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Fifth grade war

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 21:25:55


You should write an auto-biography when you get a little older.


~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 21:26:31


ya lost me ay "my".

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 21:35:11


Great writing. I could visualize the whole thing because of how descriptive it was. This could make a great flash movie.

If only my fifth grade year was like that. It would have been kick ass just because the sixth graders at the time, now our seniors, would have been crazy to fight.
Bravo. 10/10

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 22:22:10


!!!!!!!!!!i wish my fith grade was like that it would be so coll but i got suspended for throwing a snowball in qwinter i dought i could start a war and 10/10 it ruled i loved it make a book on it ill type it for you dude we will make tons of $ so here go on myspace and go on my file its the same name as my username here


The sentence bellow is a lie.

The sentence above is the truth.

Figure that out.

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 22:36:01


Wow, you threw balls around in 5th grade, and somehow that turned into the best years of your life.

Pathetic. =(

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 22:38:32


So much better then all the shitty fantasy stories some of the regulars write around here.

Great job, made me remember all the gerat years in recess.


Denver Nuggets 07/08 NBA champions baby!

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 22:42:50


Great story. 10 out of fucking 10. My 5th grade wasn't that great but in 4th grade the boys and girls used to do things like that. We would all run around the big field while the girls would try to capture us and turn them to their side. They would keep us in the prison and if they needed more soldiers they would send us out to spy on and capture our former teammates. Sometimes you didn't know if the guy on your team was leading you right to the enemy for a suprise attack. It was good times...good times.


I bomb atomically

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 22:49:21


At 6/13/07 09:20 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: I didn't read it

0/10

Go back and read it.

9/10.

Epic.

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 23:06:00


At 6/13/07 09:20 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: I didn't read it

0/10

are you fucking retarded?? You rated something that you didnt have the fucking balls to read! Go fuck yourself and think the next time you rate something >:[

i think i took it a little to seriously...btw awesome story no Sparta reference so thats why you get 9/10

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Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 23:08:02


At 6/13/07 11:06 PM, Sephiroth29910 wrote:
btw awesome story no Sparta reference

Heh, I did have a Sparta reference, it just wasn't THIS IS SPARTAAA or TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-13 23:22:06


Wow that was really interesting. My 5th grade did something like that except the goal was for your faction to hold on to this one particular ball. It was really fun until we one kid cried to his mom (a recess monitor). Of course my side was the one that got in trouble. We got a lecture about how we were "harassing" them and how this was "gang activity".

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-27 08:15:01


Nice read. I enjoyed it.

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-27 17:21:37


I wish my Gr 5 was that exciting

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-27 17:32:00


Therefore, the fag did what he could to be the downfall of the ball wars.

Why does that sound SO wrong?

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-28 13:13:27


At 6/27/07 05:32 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Therefore, the fag did what he could to be the downfall of the ball wars.

Why does that sound SO wrong?

When reflecting on the wars in sixth grade someone would always point out "Tee hee, ball wars."

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-28 13:31:12


oook... weird story

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-06-29 23:01:05


9/10
PWNED

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-07-02 02:04:07


felt like i was reading a fucking war story.. the thing is that i was :DD

11/10

6/5

in other words IT WAS FUCKING GOOD

reminded me of the golden days

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-07-06 20:15:58


makes me think of school (im still there) it reminds me of the massive "wars" between chavs and skaters lolz. about 20 people on each team beating the s**t outta each other, and proper fights, not play fighting =S i only ever joined in a couple of times...

Response to Fifth grade war 2007-12-18 11:58:01


What a waste of 5minutes.


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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 03:50:31


At 6/13/07 10:36 PM, Rallard wrote: Wow, you threw balls around in 5th grade, and somehow that turned into the best years of your life.

Pathetic. =(

...You didn't read the story thoroughly,did you? You need to learn how to appreciate writing you fag.

Nice story btw,It was an intresting read,and someone REALLY should make a flash movie,no wait,esries out of this :D

A comical version of wars out on the treacherous battleground.... The kids would be all proper and address their general formally... I can imagine it now :)

I'm glad i clicked that link in your signature xD


Hairo.

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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 05:36:16


Wow! Brilliant story! 10/10! I wish my ...... uh I didn't have grades I had Ps. I wish I could do that! someone has to make a flash about it!


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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 07:09:43


Dont let this die D:


Hairo.

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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 07:30:54


that was the best story ever ;D 10/10 i guess... i wonder if that happened for real

Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 07:53:19


So that still means you're still in fifth grade?


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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 08:31:59


Is fifth grade always filled with war?
In my fifth grade we fought in the snow against everyone else! Behind our school was a steep hill and below it a small forest, at the end of each fight we used to throw/roll people down the hill, almost like a sign of victory :P


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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 08:40:14


At 3/30/08 07:53 AM, Zergzealot wrote: So that still means you're still in fifth grade?

You most likely didn't read the whole thing.


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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 09:15:34


Give this to your english teacher. Tell her you made it up though XP
Good story.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 09:36:08


It's every Guy V.S. every Girl in my grade. My school's so small and we've all been together so long we've started to hate each other's guts.

Response to Fifth grade war 2008-03-30 09:36:38


Good story. Make a movie out of it.


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