i had a war to in 5th grade it was called the WACE civil war right after i was began my rule as the leader of the 5th grade half of the 5th grade seprated from us under the rule of jerfrey mcsounlom oh he was a good oppent but not good enough the 1st battle was EPIC the WACE sepratists lined up on the play ground not i sign of me or my army in sight then i counted down 3 2 1 ATTTACK
we had them coored pelching them with dodge balls they where surrouned then i said STOP jefry had come on the feild (by the way i was the oldest in 5th grade i was 13 when this happened) he walkes up to me this is madness how about we settale this once and for all let me be the leader he said madness?...THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! i kick jeffrey over on the ground contunie the fight
we battle for 1 hour of our 2 hour recces finley jeffry surronderd we on won jeffry had been put in jail my final words oof the figght where one stick can be broken many sticks can not i made this pic in hounr of that battle

I remember those days well.....
I can't believe we got in trouble for that retard of a kid.

Best story of '07.

did teachers not stop you?

Ah, smells of bullshit anyway, but nicely written

this...is...AWESOME,but a little long
9/10

Make that into a kid's book-without the swearing, of course.

Give me 10% of the money. :D

At 6/13/07 09:20 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: I didn't read it

0/10

me too.

At 8/1/08 06:10 PM, valium9 wrote: did teachers not stop you?

Ah, smells of bullshit anyway, but nicely written

They did stop us. Read the last paragraph.

In 4 & 5th grade we all made fort out of wood chips, it all started out as one big thing called the Empire, then the gathering place ,were lots of bushes were decided to break apart, and then people took sides, and then when the winter came there was many city states warring with each other... i wish we still had recess in highschool...

This was a fucking masterpiece.

10/10

Pssh. You think you served like a hero? Back in the 8th Grade Anarchic Resistance, I was the guy that planned everything. I was the brains and the supplier of beads. We were a super-group, we were the Yarbirds of anarchy and rebellion.

I started the Bead day stuff, I was the first guy to be asked to do the food fight (sadly, I refused.)
And in Senior year, we're bringing it back.

Hm...

Reading this brought back memories.

I believe fifth grade was the year of the "Great Dodgeball Massacre".. The day I dodged foam bullets by curling backwards in slow motion.