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It was a typical morning in the Gadget household. Brain was outside doing his business, and Penny was sitting at the table pouring herself a glass of orange juice, and Gadget was making pancakes.

"Did you sleep well Penny?" He asked.

"Yes I did, Uncle Gadget." She replied, her uncle's T-shirt fluttering as she sat back down. She didn't need pajamas yet, her uncle's shirt covered her body well enough.

"Go go gadget hand!" Said Gadget, holding a plate in one hand and the newspaper in the other. He needed to grab a spatula and thought his Gadget hand would be useful. Like always, the gadget he tried to use does not come out. Out popped the hand, but it was the Gadget Mallet. Like always, he had no control over it, so he stepped back so he wouldn't hit something, then WHAM! Smacked Penny on the back of the head, knocking her out cold.

Gadget gasped in fright, the mallet pulling itself back inside his hat. He went over to her and lifted her from the chair.

"Penny! Penny! Wake up!" But she was barely breathing. That's when Gadget noticed, through the loose shirt, her tiny bosom, just starting to bud. He stared at them for a full minute, wondering why he hadn't noticed before.

His face went flush, he didn't know what he should do. Should he take her to the hospital? But then they'd probably deem him unfit to take care of her, that he was a danger to her. So he did the next to logical thing, laid her in the bed, hoping she'd wake up soon. There was no blood, so he thought she'd be fine.

An hour later, nothing. Brain was laying at the foot of the bed, whimpering. Gadget came in to check on her. He sat on the side of the bed and shook her, but she didn't move. She was breathing, but she wasn't responding to anything. He got more and more worried. But he couldn't help but remember how he felt when saw her chest. So small, but still so...so what? Innocent? Perfect? ....arousing? Yes, he didn't like it, but he was aroused by the sight of her.

"All right," he said, "I'll look one more time, and this time I wont react that way. It just caught me off guard, that's all." So he peeked again. Oh god they were just the same as he remembered them. Her nipples a pale pink, barely distinguishable from the rest of her flesh. He felt it...a rise in his pants. It's been years since becoming a cyborg freak of nature that he felt something so basely human. Much of his body had been replaced, but some of them weren't, and this one...was working.

He began to rub her chest, just to touch it. It was so soft, yet so hard. He saw her panties, white as snow. Not once did he ever think of her this way, but now it was as if nothing he could do could prevent him from thinking this way.

Brain started to growl, and this startled Gadget. He grabbed Brain by the collar and drug him outside. He didn't know what would happen, but the last thing Gadget wanted was a witness.

Gadget came back, seeing Penny still unconscious. He sat back down and unbuttoned the shirt covering his niece's body. He lifted her up and slipped the shirt off. Oh god she was so clean, so innocent. He just looked at her in awe, wondering how he could have gone this long and hadn't noticed. The human flesh in his pants was hard. He was very aware of this.

He stopped. So far it wasn't so bad what he was doing, so if he stopped now, he would be just fine. His hands, however, wouldn't stop. They slowly took the panties off. He lost his breath when he saw her small slit, barely even there.

He lost it. All his inhibitions went out the window. He tore his clothes clean off. His body was white and slim, with the smallest hint of muscle. His throbbing manhood, his cock, was swollen and throbbing. "My god" he thought "This brings back memories."

He picked his niece up, her head bobbing back and forth, no muscle reflexes at all. He kissed her tiny breasts. He sucks on her nipples. He grinds his dick along the crack of her ass. Oh god, he could have came then, but he knew he didn't want to.

If she hadn't woken up yet, he figured she wouldn't for a long time. He stuck one finger in his niece, feeling her inside. "So..so smooth" he thought, moving his finger back and forth. He wanted so badly to be in her, he was so scared she'd wake up at any minute.

He began to kiss her breasts, while putting the tip of his dick inside her. "Oh god!" he thought, feeling her crotch seem to grab hold of him. He pushed deeper inside, up to the balls he was. He began to fuck her. He knew he would never look at her the same, but he didn't care at this point. All he wanted was pleasure, with all the world saving he's done he deserved it.

Just then, Penny woke up. "Uh, uh! Uncle Gadget!!!" She yelled. Gadget stopped, speechless. What was he supposed to say? But then he noticed something. She didn't jump off him. She could have, but she didn't.

"I..I...uh.." He started to say.

"Uncle, if you wanted me, you should have just said so." She replied, starting to move up and down herself, moaning a little. Gadget was flabbergasted, he never, ever expected his niece to act this way.

"You're a little whore Penny" he said, getting back into it.

"Yes Uncle, fuck me!" She said. And he did. He pounded her hard. He laid her on the bed and got on top of her. He fucked her in the missionary position. "Fuck me!" She kept yelling, Gadget getting more and more excited every time. "I'm coming Uncle!" she yelled, moaning.

He lost it. He was about to cum, and as he did, his Gadget Mallet came out again, swinging erraticly. Penny had here eyes closed, so she didn't see it. As he came, the mallet pulled back, and on his first spurt the mallet smashed down on her face, caving it in, with one eye popped out the socket and dangling by the nerve. "Oh no!" Gadget though, but he couldn't control it. He spurt again, and this time the mallet hit so hard her brain was visible, some of it on the mallet, and some coming out of her ear. The only thing that still looked like Penny was her pigtails, though bloody and filled with brain matter.

He shuddered a few more time, as the last of his cum dribbled out, the mallet not hitting so hard, but frequently and mostly just bushing the bone and brain and flesh mixture on the bed.

"Oh god oh god oh god oh god" he said, "What am I going to do!?!" He knew that they would soon find out and they would take him to prison, or worse yet, kill him. He didn't want to do that, so he decided to kill himself. He went into the kitchen and drank some Draino from under the sink. With the metal parts in him, he knew it would be delayed, but his vital organs would be eaten away within 30 minutes.

He went in the room where his niece's body lay there, dripping with blood and brain pieces. He just stared at her, wondering....will there be an afterlife for him? He noticed that the stump of her neck....he could see her esophagus, staring at him, mocking him. So he decided. He was going to fuck the throat with a hand mixer. He was going to go out with a bang, and he couldn't think of another way.

As he stuck the beaters in and turned it on, the Chief appeared from the trashcan.

"GOOD LORD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO GADGET!?" Chief yelled. "GO AWAY CHIEF! I NEED TO FINISH THIS WITH THE APPLIANCE!" "No Gadget, you are the appliance" And then Gadget was a toaster.

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At 5/20/08 05:43 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: His throbbing manhood, his cock, was swollen and throbbing.

NO WAI!

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At 5/20/08 05:43 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:
"GOOD LORD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO GADGET!?" Chief yelled. "GO AWAY CHIEF! I NEED TO FINISH THIS WITH THE APPLIANCE!" "No Gadget, you are the appliance" And then Gadget was a toaster.

Hahahaha that's so cool!

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At 5/20/08 05:54 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:
At 5/20/08 05:43 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: His throbbing manhood, his cock, was swollen and throbbing.
NO WAI!

That comes out of his hat too.


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Posted at: 7/24/08 02:48 AM

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Dude, that's awkward.

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Posted at: 7/30/08 04:52 PM

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This is one of the better story threads I have seen in a while, so hopefully i won't get banned for slightly bumping this if i do because i noticed that somebody else bumped it before me but it may have been a few minutes since i opened this thread, because when i lurk i open multiple threads at once in tab-clicking.

Besides that explanation to the mods, this is one of the better story threads I have seen in a while, although it's still a little bit disgusting but nothing i can't handle.


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I wasn't expecting the beginning, middle or end.


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lol well that was a good read


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WTF?

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This needs to be bumped. I love the ending, it reminds me of Arby 'n' The Chief.

And then John was an alien, the end.

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At 6/22/09 12:50 PM, blakemo wrote: This needs to be bumped. I love the ending, it reminds me of Arby 'n' The Chief.

And then John was an alien, the end.

you stupid moron, its from "doom: repercussions of evil"

anyway, great story

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Seems like a funny story, but I didn't think story threads were allowed anymore.

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WTF some sort of inspector gadget sex story, why would you go there.

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At 6/22/09 01:04 PM, HuntersMoon wrote:
At 6/22/09 12:50 PM, blakemo wrote: This needs to be bumped. I love the ending, it reminds me of Arby 'n' The Chief.

And then John was an alien, the end.
you stupid moron, its from "doom: repercussions of evil"

Oh, sorry. I saw it on A'n'C.

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I collected EVERY piece of this guy from McDonald's.

Inspector Gadget.

RAWR.

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At 6/22/09 01:04 PM, HuntersMoon wrote:
At 6/22/09 12:50 PM, blakemo wrote: This needs to be bumped. I love the ending, it reminds me of Arby 'n' The Chief.

And then John was an alien, the end.
you stupid moron, its from "doom: repercussions of evil"

anyway, great story

No, the line from DRoE was "And then John was a zombie, The End."

NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS

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At 6/22/09 12:50 PM, blakemo wrote: This needs to be bumped. I love the ending, it reminds me of Arby 'n' The Chief.

And then John was an alien, the end.

thats for bumping this thread

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You should make this into flash

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For those of you who think this is both original and funny, it's not. I actually think it's been posted here on more than one occasion in the past even.

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Cool story bro.

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At 6/22/09 07:38 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: For those of you who think this is both original and funny, it's not. I actually think it's been posted here on more than one occasion in the past even.

wow he really shot this thread down

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Very well written! Except at the end. I wanted Penny to get pregnant.

Thanks to QuikFox for the sig.

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Cool story, bro!

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At 6/22/09 07:38 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: For those of you who think this is both original and funny, it's not. I actually think it's been posted here on more than one occasion in the past even.

yeah theres alot of copypasta stories my fave is this one

The Girl Next Door
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

that was fucking funny

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that was fucking funny

Cool thread hijack, bro.

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At 6/22/09 07:38 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: For those of you who think this is both original and funny, it's not. I actually think it's been posted here on more than one occasion in the past even.

you've done to this thread what your name describes...

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i came four times

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