REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
In the Stall.
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At 3/24/07 12:45 AM, MadCow wrote: Heh, you and your silly stories make me giggle ^–^
omg how ken you say dat?
This is SOO GROSS!!
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At 3/27/07 02:00 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: Your shameless bumping makes me a bit sick.
Who de frick RU??? Its a gross piece of CRAP!!!
At 3/27/07 02:01 AM, RINKACHICHI wrote:At 3/27/07 02:00 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: Your shameless bumping makes me a bit sick.Who de frick RU??? Its a gross piece of CRAP!!!
Wow, this guy kinda screams "alt" doesn't he?
:|
"Shit-propelled trio."
Brilliance in every sense of the word.
At 3/30/07 01:27 AM, Serphyas wrote: "Shit-propelled trio."
Brilliance in every sense of the word.
And certainly not unpleasant.
Screenshot of Sam's face:
At 4/10/07 09:43 PM, JunkyCow wrote: OH MY GOD. this has been done before. every single thread i read like this is worse than the last, and cofirms further my theory that every single person on the BBS except me was abused as a child. Italian. laxative. Jesus christ, i think i'm going to throw up.
Wow, haha. didn't know it would have such a profound effect.
At least mine has the best line ever written—the one about Rohyphenol towards the beginning. Haha, I love that line, and it took me while come up with.
Sorry for any malignant tumors in your brain that I've caused to burst with my erotic imagery. :P
Even worst than the first one.
This story made me sad.
At least in the other one, most of your story made sense. The first was better written.
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Gamertag - chunky2
At 4/16/07 03:45 AM, Ares-Lord-Of-War wrote: Even worst than the first one.
This story made me sad.
At least in the other one, most of your story made sense. The first was better written.
Who the fuck are you?
Anyways, this thread contains the best opening, ever. And it's better written than number one, but not as funny.
The Doctor: I've been alone ever since, but not anymore. Don't you see, all we've got is each other.
The Master: Are you asking me out on a date?
At 4/17/07 01:22 AM, Bolo wrote:At 4/16/07 03:45 AM, Ares-Lord-Of-War wrote: Even worst than the first one.Who the fuck are you?
This story made me sad.
At least in the other one, most of your story made sense. The first was better written.
Anyways, this thread contains the best opening, ever. And it's better written than number one, but not as funny.
Uh, no.
And better written? I'm surprised that no-one else has noticed that the date rape drug he wrote about, "rohyphenol", is actually called "rohypnol". So, yeah.
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Gamertag - chunky2
At 4/17/07 04:17 AM, Ares-Lord-Of-War wrote: Uh, no.
Uhh, yes.
And better written? I'm surprised that no-one else has noticed that the date rape drug he wrote about, "rohyphenol", is actually called "rohypnol". So, yeah.
BECUZ SPELLIG ARRORS R VAR UNCOMMN.!!11
At 5/14/07 06:57 PM, ZachMM wrote: nice poetry. it looked like poetry anyway.
That's an interesting way to view it. I hadn't really considered that before.
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This signature makes use of various clichés and/or 'emotional' lyrics/quotes, hopefully it makes me appear deep.
no...way... that was complete shit in a good way (lol bad pun)
At 3/14/07 02:26 AM, Bolo wrote: I love Italian food.
This may actually be the best story on newgrounds
At 7/31/07 10:41 PM, IrishLaddie wrote: HAH! HAHAHAH! ONLY TWO PAGES! HAH!
Oh cruel irony...
At 7/31/07 10:41 PM, IrishLaddie wrote: HAH! HAHAHAH! ONLY TWO PAGES! HAH!
Purposeful? Funny, either way.
