Metzizah b'peh

[LardLord]

All Jewish baby boys are required to have the foreskin from their penises cut off, or "circumcised," when they are a few days old. This has been going on for thousands of years, as it was ordained in the Talmud, the Jew version of the Holy Bible.

According to scholars, a key part of the circumcising process is called "Metzizah b'peh." This is the part of the ceremony when the "mohel" (the rabbi performing the act) removes the blood from the baby's penis, in the area where the skin has been cut. The Talmud demands that the rabbi must remove the blood by placing the penis in his mouth, sucking off any blood that's there. Meanwhile the baby screams in pain and fear.

Yes, the Talmud orders Jews to GIVE INFANTS BLOWJOBS. As if having their dicks mutilated wasn't enough, they must suffer further sexual abuse from an old man with a long beard. This means that every single rabbi who performs circumcision is a pedophile. Naturally, as an adult, the baby will go on to abuse other children, whether or not he becomes a rabbi.

According to this article, this behavior led to a Rabbi giving seven infants Herpes, from which they subsequently died.

Thanks Jews.

[guitargod777]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! great now to reliagions have touched litte boys......who's next? musliums oh wait they blow themselves up never mind

[SephirothFreidel677]

YES!!! Finally us catholics aren't the only creepy ones!!!

[Bovineoverlord]

Wait- how can you die from herpes? Herpes is just the occasional cold sore, which goes away in a few days.

[guitargod777]

these are friggen infants were talking about here! they probably can't even survive a cold that young.

[SephirothFreidel677]

I think that pregnant women with herpes who give it to their newborns, can potentially kill them.

[Xtesh]

At 8/25/07 01:55 AM, SephirothFreidel677 wrote: YES!!! Finally us catholics aren't the only creepy ones!!!

Catholics have nothing on Certain Baptist groups in West Virginia.

[LardLord]

At 8/25/07 01:58 AM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Wait- how can you die from herpes? Herpes is just the occasional cold sore, which goes away in a few days.

In newborns, herpes can cause serious damage: death, neurological damage, mental retardation, and blindness.

[I-Bot]

My robotic sensors indicate that Rabbis are henceforth: dangerous pedophiles.

[LardLord]

At 8/25/07 02:04 AM, Xtesh wrote:

At 8/25/07 01:55 AM, SephirothFreidel677 wrote: YES!!! Finally us catholics aren't the only creepy ones!!!

Catholics have nothing on Certain Baptist groups in West Virginia.

Evangelicals are certainly creepy in their devotion, but come on-- compare that to this Jewish ritual..

[LardLord]

I've gotta say, after finding out about this, I understand why Hitler went fucking berserk.

[RockinPunk]

Buh-ZING!

[Hagridgrounds]

At 8/25/07 01:55 AM, SephirothFreidel677 wrote: YES!!! Finally us catholics aren't the only creepy ones!!!

Since when was the catholic faith the only religion founded for purposes such as pedophilia and lying to get money from old people? Last I checked, all religions were.

[Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2]

At 8/27/07 01:36 AM, Hagridgrounds wrote:

At 8/25/07 01:55 AM, SephirothFreidel677 wrote: YES!!! Finally us catholics aren't the only creepy ones!!!

Since when was the catholic faith the only religion founded for purposes such as pedophilia and lying to get money from old people? Last I checked, all religions were.

Except Satanism.

[Hagridgrounds]

At 8/27/07 01:38 AM, Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2 wrote:

Except Satanism.

:)

[Hagridgrounds]

Indeed >:D

[cellardoor6]

Only some ultra-Orthodox Hasidic still Jews practice that.

It was used because thousands of years ago, that was the only way they knew how to get rid of the blood and stop the bleeding after the circumcision. Jews use modern methods to do it now.

[Dr-Worm]

Um, I'm pretty sure my rabbi used a gauze pad, not his mouth, you ignorant dumbass.

[LardLord]

At 8/27/07 02:12 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: Um, I'm pretty sure my rabbi used a gauze pad, not his mouth, you ignorant dumbass.

How would you know? You were an infant.

I wonder how it would feel to be sucked off by a creepy old Jew.

[Paradox]

That's it, I'm becoming a rabbi!

[Poppa-Boogaloo]

Religion is awesome.

[Kyuumi]

That is disgusting! PEDOPHILES!!!!

I bet Pedobear is a rabbi! xD

[Poppa-Boogaloo]

I bet the parents of all those dead babys were queing up outside the Rabbi's office the next day, demanding a refund.

"Vat? You call dat a Briss? You come ink, eat my Gafaggadah and kill my child (who would have run da family buishinesh, I'll have you know) I demand a refund! Mort! Get my paperwork! Schtandink around like shum kinda Gafilta Fisch aeedy..."

I smell a sitcom.

[risbolla]

I read it on the internet so it must be true.

[Socrates]

circumcission isn't dick mutilation.

[LardLord]

At 9/27/07 01:55 PM, Socrates wrote: circumcission isn't dick mutilation.

You're right, it's only slicing off a chunk of flesh from your penis.

[blackchaos93]

At 8/25/07 01:49 AM, LardLord wrote: According to this article, this behavior led to a Rabbi giving seven infants Herpes, from which they subsequently died.

I love Jewish people and I don't have anything against them... but this is just fucking gross.

[Corky-D]

At 8/27/07 01:19 AM, LardLord wrote: I've gotta say, after finding out about this, I understand why Hitler went fucking berserk.

He was beserk to begin with./

[Bolo]

Rabbi guy all on that Dick !

Watch him Crank all on that Stick !

Watch him Crank that Jewish Boy,

Then Circumsize, and lick !

[fli]

I'm not circumcized, and I wouldn't do that to my son.
However, I don't see anything wrong with circumcision but I don't think Jews suck the blood out. I've had Jewish friends and they weren't done this. But I've heard of other sects who do this.

But certainly, the law just come in if parents insist a rabbi to do this. Not because it maybe a sexualized acts, but I've heard cases in which infants have gotten STD's and infections.

Then that becomes a health issue.