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just gods little shitlets who get everything.
i dunno if im doing this right lol.
Gotta fill hell up with people other than Lawyers. Assuming you classify homosexuals as "people"
Whats the difference between the Jews and hitler?
The Jews went to hell after they died, hitler became a saint
LOL TOO FAR LOLOL NAZI HEIL
The July London bombings. At least the holes in the floor made an easier entrance to the underground than the previous system.
At 10/13/06 09:22 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Don't get all pissed off and annoyed ok, it's just for shits and giggles. If anyone gets offended, i'll laugh at you, and probably swear and call you a faggot.
Now let's get the party started.
When all the jews were burned, atleast the kids got to play in some nice 'snow'.
whats the diff between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doenst cry when you put it in the oven.
lmao so horrible
God damn the indians suck
At 10/13/06 11:09 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: The July London bombings. At least the holes in the floor made an easier entrance to the underground than the previous system.
lol, well said.
this would be the link to the [CC] london underground movie but i can't be bothered.
At 10/13/06 09:50 AM, Unheard wrote: looks like one less mouth never to be fed
Damn, that line killed me.
At 10/13/06 11:13 AM, MickTheChampion wrote:At 10/13/06 09:45 AM, Insert-Pie wrote:Dodi Al Fayed's last thought must have been "I wanted to fuck Di under a bridge, not die under a fucking bridge!"
Q: What do Princess Diana and mobile phones have in common?
A: Thy both die in tunnels.
What the fuck was he doing fucking the princess under a fucking bridge then?
At 10/13/06 11:29 AM, Shakezoola wrote:At 10/13/06 11:28 AM, Mabuse wrote: September 11thYOU WENT TOO FAR 911 BUY THE KEYCHAINS NEVER FORGET!
Those douchebag kids in coach throwing peanuts at each other deserved it.
Hahaha, fuck the keychains, and I've almost forgotten it already.
I am really disappointed that the lady that used her baby as a weapon didnt chain two together and make baby-chucks!
At 10/13/06 09:28 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Princess Diana's death.
I don't need to make fun of it, it's already hilarious.
For those of you who find Princess Di's death funny, I urge you to check out the song, "Lady Died" by The Dave Brockie Experience (Dave Brockie is better known as Oderus Urungus, the lead singer of GWAR).
So why does everybody fucking cry?
Oh Lady Di...
You've got your boyfriend's tieclip wedged in your eye
People get fucked up every damn day
She gets our pity so why don't they
But she was so pretty, a real superstar
Always wear your seatbelt when you ride in a car
Oh Lady Di...
You've got a hubcap stuck in your thigh
Oh Lady Di...
Sucking your fine Arabian Stallion dry
On the grave a withered rose
Think how much she's decomposed
Her death has no meaning, it just doesn't matter
I'd like to see her fucking head on a platter
Lady Di's corpse is going on tour
Fuck a million midgets with your suppurating sore
You'd fuck a million midgets or more
Maybe your driver should have taken some no-doz
I've been all over the internet but still can't find the autopsy photos
If your mother was involved in a fatal car crash
That killed three people
Where the driver was drunk and on drugs
And where she wasn't wearing a seat belt
People would say she was a dumbass who had it coming
But just because Lady Di was a princess
She gets treated like royalty!
Q: How did we know Princess Diana had clean hair?
A: They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
(Head and Shoulders is a popular shampoo, in case you don't have it in your country)
My insane friend told me this one:
Q: Where do you send a Jew who's got Attention Deficit Disorder?
A: A concentration camp.
He wasn't a good driver anyways.
At 10/13/06 12:12 PM, W31RD0 wrote: Livecorpse.
He killed himself, what a fucking faggot coward!
More like deadcorpse!
Chernobyl may have caused a power loss and many deaths, but look what we get out of it!