At 10/16/06 11:00 AM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: I'm being an asshole and I love it!

Best post on this page by far. I fucking love it.

I WON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE.

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?

A: The 91st floor.

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the people who jumped out of buildings on 9/11?

A: Their ankles.

The FBI has just identified the man who trained the 9/11 hijackers:
Dale Earnhardt

Q: Why they dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC?
A: They have found 5000 extra pairs of hands.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

Knock,Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's pink and smells of Holly?

A: Ian Huntley's cock.

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

A: He got his gas bill.

Fucking Africans, get the fuck out if you can't get something edible out of the ground.

Stop wasting our food and money.