At 10/13/06 10:00 AM, Mr-Pope wrote: 2 LESS MANC SLAGS.

these two girls were brutally raped and murdered by their school caretaker, Ian Huntley, who

Ahhhhh man.....that's low. But that's what this topics about. ;)

Bubos bodies were liying in the streets infecting shit.....

what were the last words of Princess Di?

Holy shit im gunaa get smashed!

Space Shuttle Columbia.

May they rest in pieces.

At 10/15/06 06:29 PM, Dralnur wrote: Space Shuttle Columbia.

May they rest in pieces.

They looked like a bunch of retards anyway.

I find myself laughing at far too many of these (especially the Diana jokes)
I'm a terrible, terrible person.

I find it hard to laugh at this tragedy...

At least the producers of " Gigli " will get some media attention.

Battle of the Somme....atleast Britain has something to brag about

The Tianeman Square Massacre-

Atleast it meant less kittens got made into stir fry

AIds Aids, SAARS, is a good viration of Duck Duck Goose. I came up with the game in med school, in my dream last night..... then I ran into a wall and a few desks, and pushed a gurney of a dead dude we were autopsing into the path of the person who I slapped "S.A.R.S" on head. ha ha ha ha. What a great dream.

At 10/13/06 09:26 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: September 11th

Country music stars needed something new to sing about anyway.

my buddy, on a school trip to New York, got a picture taken in front of where the 2 towers used to be, with his 2 thumbs in the air.

He got the dirtiest looks.

At 10/15/06 06:57 PM, The-Happy-Cheese-Guy wrote: The Tianeman Square Massacre-

Atleast it meant less kittens got made into stir fry

>> and dogs too can't forget about the dogs.

u heartless bastard. lol

There's this handicapped mutant boy. Who looks like a skinny mutated version of Garth, from Wayne's World. He has black emo glasses, and by the way he has his hand as he walks. I can tell he's handicapped. Normally I don't make fun of handicapped people if they're mean to me, as they're not sentient enough to know what they are saying. But For those who are sentient enough, and they're negative to me. When I haven't done anything to them. I treat them like shit.

This mutant boy. I often call to his face: Plague Rat, or SARS rat, because he looks like a rat with those chewed up ears. (think of an ugly 50s rat in a gang, that always says "yeahhhhh"), that hides behind the leader or something. (or the rat creature from return of Jedi). Plague rat that's a good one.

Anyways, another handicapped person I make fun of is this fat bastard in a wheel chair (he looks like the Anti-numa numa dude in the numa collections here). He has black emo glasses, fat, and pretty angry looking. I say to him "I WORSHIP the ground you CAN'T WALK ON". and then he has a sad emo face. The managers are with me on this one, because those two boys are pretty poisonous. They have such a poisonous chi around them.

I am suprised no one has broken out the dead baby jokes where Edmund when you need 'im

Aw hell might as well give in.

Q: What does every little german boy want for X-mas?

A: A G.I. Jew Doll in an Easy bake Oven.

We're making future serial killers in this topic.

But hey, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!

Try to guess what PPl in a hurricane are singing..

LET'S TWIST AGAIN LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!!!!!

Fifteen hundred people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under us.

Titanic passengers were trying to become American, but failed the immergration test, so they became CANADIAN instead (the victims were burried in Nova Scotia). CANADIAN. ha ha ha ha.

At 10/16/06 02:38 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Titanic passengers were trying to become American, but failed the immergration test, so they became CANADIAN instead (the victims were burried in Nova Scotia). CANADIAN. ha ha ha ha.

I lol'd.

Or Atlantins.

Lemme take another crack at this...

The next series of survivor should send a sports team in a plane crashing into the Andes mountains. Outlast, Outplay, Outlive.

At 10/13/06 09:34 AM, Insert-Pie wrote:

At 10/13/06 09:28 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Princess Diana's death.

I don't need to make fun of it, it's already hilarious.

Q: What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

A: Thier last big hit was the wall

thats actually quite sick but it's hilarious i shouldnt be laughing but i cannot help myself i am a sick twisted person. but i dont care

What do you call something that is dead, yellow and in water...........

AN ASIAN!

At 10/13/06 10:29 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Q: What's the differene between Jews and Pizzas?

A: Pizzas don't scream when you throw them in the oven.

Q: Whats the diffrence between a balck dude and a pizza?

A: A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Most of these really fucking suck.

Tragedy... Atleast we got to see some pretty looking chicks.

World trade center- looks like the stock market just crashed.

Hiroshima - Owned.

I'm being an asshole and I love it!

At 10/16/06 11:00 AM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: I'm being an asshole and I love it!

Awesome.

September 11+Benny Hill=awesome.

(Plane and building engage in hilarious Benny Hill chase scene!)

Thanks to the tsunami the little kids in Indonesia were finally allowed on the expensive tourist beaches..... but only if they would die there.