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At 5/13/08 09:02 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/13/08 01:23 PM, Coop83 wrote:
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Tyler Johnston is allegedly deceased. It is with this in mind that I propose that we add him to a hall of fame, dedicated to brothers and sisters who are sadly no longer with us, having given up their [social] lives to fight in the battleground that is the portal.

How does that sound?
I heard about Major-punk, and it's saddening to think that he died. I think we should start a hall of fame in our forums and make some for the more influential Barracks members, including the likes of Major-punk, Phantom, Slash, etc. I'd love for the members that knew them to write about them, as it'd be a great tribute to those that worked the hardest to make the Barracks what it is.

I'm glad to think that there are others amongst us who would agree with the proposition. Sort of a 'History of the Barracks' part, would that be too much to suggest?

In other news, for those of you who are interested in stats - I'm making myself available to update my third list, hopefully starting on Saturday afternoon. I already update the Protectors and Responses lists, but I'll let you guys build a little tension over which list I'll be taking on as well ;)

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At 5/14/08 12:07 AM, NEVR wrote: IT'S YOUR ROSTER, HELP MAKE IT BETTER!

Nice attitude. :-) I also like the thread...good stuff.

At 5/14/08 05:58 PM, Coop83 wrote: I'm glad to think that there are others amongst us who would agree with the proposition. Sort of a 'History of the Barracks' part, would that be too much to suggest?

Nope. Not at all. I recommend starting with commending individual members first, though. Major-punk is a great place to start. He was, in fact, Barracks member #2 (if you count me as the first)! And you've been around the Barracks for a loooooooooooong time, so I would like for you to draft up Major-punk's hall of fame article first. You can put it in any thread on the Barracks forums for now. I need to tidy up the forums and make some new groups and such. I can move threads around, so use your best discretion. Let me know how that sounds.

Let's go for a DEFCON Update:

Same for now, DEFCON 3. Portal is churning about at a decent clip, so keep alert, guys!

And now, time for some business.

I meant to post last night, but allergies got to me really bad. New Jersey got hit hard this year, and I'm quite sensitive to it.

Anyway, I made some nominations, most of which went unchecked. Therefore I'm announcing some appointments tonight:

I doesn't take a big brain to figure out I am appointing Supreme Commander SlashFirestorm as my new Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer! Slash has done so much for the Barracks in so many ways, and he knows this place inside-out. He has indeed run the Barracks before in my absence, and there is no reason he can't do it again. I certainly hope to see you show that mug around here more, and with you good luck in the role!

I am appointing Brigadier General NEVR as our new Portal Operations Officer! He is definitely fit for the job, with this Portal Watch membership, high activity rate, and keen eye on the Portal. I certainly hope he'll keep us fully equipped for protecting the Portal.

I am also appointing Private TheNossinator as our new Barracks NGPD Laison! You are indeed well-equipped for the role, and hope that you can use your influence in both groups to keep relations strong!

Lastly, I'm appointing Sergeant First Class AnalPenguinFarming as our new Barracks NGDD Laison! I know you are busy with revamping the NGDD and working hard there, but I believe that it'll put you in the perfect position to keep both groups informed about each other and foster relations between the two. I'm sure you'll do perfectly for letting the NGDD know the Barracks is always there to extend a helping hand.

The last step to make these appointment official is for the four members to accept the positions. Please respond back and let me know.

Of course, there's a fifth member of the Barracks I appointed for a position that I did not appoint. I didn't forget about him, as that is Master Sergeant PossiblePancakes. I am actually withdrawing my nomination for him as the Intelligence Operations Officer. This is because I am not only concerned this might not be the best role for him, but I am also not sure we even need an Intel Ops at this stage of the game.

However, we are still in need of a Portal Violations Officer, and I feel that Pancakes will be better suited for this role. I have talked this over with quite a few Barracks members, and feel comfortable appointing him to the position! His keen eye on the Portal helps determine how we can further check for those malicious review and flash that come about, and being a Portal Watch member doesn't help, either. While he doesn't post as often, I happen to know he is online all the time, and is best suited for the role.

That being said, I need to know if you accept the role as well, Pancakes.

Last order of business tonight will be my State of the Barracks address. I first want to hear from our new officers as to whether they accept their roles, and I will later address their duties in my SotB address.

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Reason to believe the Flash is stolen: The account that submitted this Flash was registered to Newgrounds with an AOL account, not a Grab.com account; user is 15 and according to his user page "kinda into Flash." I don't think a 15 year old that is only kinda into Flash could develop a game as professional as that.

Also, thank you for my recommendation, Eagle, as we have discussed on AIM I would probably be more suited for the Portal Violations Officer position, apparently other members believe the same. However, whatever I am assigned to I will be happy to carry out my duties.

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At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/14/08 12:07 AM, NEVR wrote: IT'S YOUR ROSTER, HELP MAKE IT BETTER!
Nice attitude. :-) I also like the thread...good stuff.

Heh, thanks. There's certainly some good ideas cropping up in that thread. Whilst I'm on the subject, I might as well plug it a bit further to try and get some more response...

Roster Expansion Ideas thread - for those of you who haven't visited or left any feedback or input, DO SO NOW!

I am appointing Brigadier General NEVR as our new Portal Operations Officer! He is definitely fit for the job, with this Portal Watch membership, high activity rate, and keen eye on the Portal. I certainly hope he'll keep us fully equipped for protecting the Portal.

Thanks EagleRock, I accept the position and will carry out my duties to the best of my ability! :)

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At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, EagleRock wrote: The last step to make these appointment official is for the four members to accept the positions. Please respond back and let me know.

This is my official acceptance to the position of Elite Guard Barracks Liason. I'm happy to be appointed to the position and I'll serve it well. I'll make the announcement to the NGDD as soon as another member posts, this way I'm not double posting like a moron and more people will pay attention to the news.

My first report will be made on Friday night when I return from my job.

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Heh, you know that I accept.

Total random and non-related, but fuck, I wish they made more B/P levels. Even if there was no additional vote power boost, just having some more levels beyond 30000 would entice me into B/P'ing like a fucking crazy man again. Fighting for the top B/P rank is fine, but having a new nice shiny badge is something that appeals to me even more, lol.

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At 5/14/08 11:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Total random and non-related, but fuck, I wish they made more B/P levels.

I was talking about the exact same thing to BlueHippo earlier on AIM. He also said that even if it was just a new badge with no VP % bonus increase he'd welcome it, because there's less incentive to keep B/Ping once you get to EGSC. I can kinda see his point, and I can imagine it sucks to not rank up at all even when you B/P actively.

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I'd like to say that I officially accept the role as Portal Violations Officer here in the Elite Guard Barracks. Some of you may not be too acquainted with me as it is no secret that I have been very scarce when posting in the EGB. I assure you though that I do read up on the thread, and I do not what goes on here in the Barracks. I have been a member since page 187 and I will do my best to fulfill my role as Portal Violations Officer. I will fulfill my duties past the best of my ability, so do not fret, I will live up to EagleRock's expectations.

I would also like to bring back up The Elite Guard Barracks podcast. I don't believe most of you were around when Eagle, Phantom, AgentSmith, and Peregrinus made this first and last podcast, but I would like to make a proposal to resurrect this neat little idea for the Elite Guard Barracks. This podcast was recorded and edited by our very own EagleRock, and they used Skype to do the podcast. If Eagle wishes to continue these, I would like to know who would be up for doing one? It would be a great chance to get your voice heard even more than it is now.

That is all of me for now, I'll try and post shortly after Eagle's State of the Portal address which should be here shortly. Now you all stay snazzy! :3

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Thanks to the four of you for accepting your positions! The roster has been updated, and it's official. As far as your duties, you can find them posted on the Barracks Forums, under the FAQs section. I trust you all know where to do. As for specific duties, I'm addressing them below.

That being said, its time for my:

State of the Barracks Address

I think it's important in my long absence to let everyone know who we are and where we are going. Some of you have concerns, some of you are happy, some of you don't care. Either way, you are owed a description of what plans I have to make us even a better place than we have right now.

We are strong. I know a few of you are concered about our ranks, and our membership levels. However, I'm pleased to say, even disregarding those inactive members, we are strong, and we have a regular group of people posting here. Our thread grows by many posts a day, and we are slowly creeping towards that 1,000 page mark. While post count isn't a measure of how strong a thread is, it shows exactly how many people have been a part of the Barracks and how committed they were. I used to boast that I held a good percentage of the posts here, but since my inactivities, I'm definitely not able to claim that anymore. That being said, I am glad to see as many members posting here as I do, and am proud to say we are still here after over 2 1/2 years!

We are committed. Not just to each other, but to our cause. Since the Barracks was created, we have slowly taken up the goal of being the protectors of the Portal, not just for our own selfish causes, but for the good of Newgrounds. I have personally let tons of B/P points go towards this cause, as counter-intuitive as it may seem. However, we are working every day towards a goal for a better Newgrounds, and for this I am proud.

We are confident. Our ideals have certainly come to fruition over the past few weeks, especially since Wade stepped in and started attacking the same stuff we're been fighting against for a long time. We are also confident in our newly appointed officers, our Portal Watch members, and all of our members that they will continue to protect the Portal in the best way possible.

That being said, I think one thing you can always do is improve. The Barracks certainly has room for improvement, which I have plans to take care of. So let's get right into it:

Inactivity - I understand that many of the officers (especially myself) can be inactive, and can be for a long period of time. Not only does this keep people in the dark, it can leave us without a clear leader. I have two solutions to this: clear documentation, and active leaders. The first part I am taking care of actively, by making our practices transparent and letting everyone know what the heck goes on around here. The second part I have spearheaded by appointing new officers.

Recruitment - I know some people have concerns that we are not recruiting enough. Traditionally, we have never had to recruit actively, as most came to us. This is partially cut down by the fact that the "Elite Guard" ranks have changed, so noone knows exactly what we are anymore. I am trying to change that with the documentation I have made up. However, I think another answer is that we are not in strong contact with our allies, traditionally our strongest sources of members. That is why I am appointing fresh Laisons for our allies and reaching out to them to extend our help. The stronger each of us are, the stronger we are together.

Portal Threats - The Portal isn't the same as it was a long time ago...spammers have much more power than ever, and Newgrounds still does not seem to care about what actually ends up on the Portal, just as long as they get their B/P point. We need to combat this more, and work with Wade's new Portal Watch to keep this strong. As four of our members are on the Portal Watch, we are in a strong position to help the Portal more actively than ever. Please make sure to keep your eyes on the Portal and alert the watches of any malicious flash you find. We can turn the tables for good!

Ideals - Lastly, we need to make sure we are strong to our ideals. We cannot afford to let spammers take our votes away from fair voting and let us question our ideals. It is clear that Wade and the rest of the NG Admins don't tolerate spamming and mass-voting, and neither do we. I am committed to this goal, and plan on doing so until things are different, and those votes are back in the hands of those that are fair voters. Let us fight until the end!

Lastly, all of these goals are tied into my last point: we need to cement who we are to ourselves and the rest of Newgrounds. I have written the Barracks Manifesto to this effect. It is long, but it says exactly who we are, where we came from, what we stand for, and where we are going. A lot of what I said here comes directly from that, and I hope that you all read it. It'll make no question of what the Barracks is, and it is somethign we can all stand behind. It's located on our forums here:

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Elite_Guard_B arracks/index.php?showtopic=482

That is all I had. I thank you for your time, and again congratulate our new officers.

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At 5/14/08 11:49 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I would also like to bring back up The Elite Guard Barracks podcast. I don't believe most of you

I'm up for it, my voice isn't as whiny as it sounded on that old mic anymore. let's go for it.

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At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, EagleRock wrote: I am also appointing Private TheNossinator as our new Barracks NGPD Laison! You are indeed well-equipped for the role, and hope that you can use your influence in both groups to keep relations strong!

Thanks for this opportunity guys, I accept your appointment and my responsibility.


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Great post Eagle! I really am liking these "State of the Barracks" addresses. I'd like to do the same thing for the Newgrounds Department of Defense. I was thinking of starting something similar, but not quite as intense-sounding. More like a "State of the Portal," but never really got around to it.

Anyway, even at my job I've found some time for Newgrounds (as terrible as it may seem) but hey, I like the site, and anyone here understands that they'll try to get on from anywhere. I've picked up almost 75 B/Ps here, and passed my 3,000 Blam mark while I've been here, so it can't be all that bad.

I've also been working on my NGDD report - it will definitely be ready for tomorrow evening.

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Yesterday was very even for me in the way of B/P. I ended up getting 25 Blams and 27 Saves for the day, but for the majority of the day my gains were actually dead even, as I showed EagleRock at one point over AIM.

I don't know if this is just coincidence or what, but I'm hoping that things are beginning to turn in the portal. Even Wade said to me the other day that he's much more pleased with they way people are voting at the moment. So I think that we in the EGB can give ourselves a little pat on the back for pioneering our fair voting ideals, as it seems that finally the word is spreading.

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At 5/15/08 01:48 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Congrats to everyone with their new positions!


State of the Barracks Address

That was pretty inspiring and hopefully lets everyone from members to people stopping by to see what we are about get a clearer view of what exactly that we do here in the Barracks.



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At 5/15/08 10:56 AM, NEVR wrote: Yesterday was very even for me in the way of B/P. I ended up getting 25 Blams and 27 Saves for the day, but for the majority of the day my gains were actually dead even, as I showed EagleRock at one point over AIM.

I don't know if this is just coincidence or what, but I'm hoping that things are beginning to turn in the portal. Even Wade said to me the other day that he's much more pleased with they way people are voting at the moment. So I think that we in the EGB can give ourselves a little pat on the back for pioneering our fair voting ideals, as it seems that finally the word is spreading.

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For the past couple of weeks now my B/P has been much more even and its a nice feeling. Ever since Wade's first thread there has been a change in the portal ( for the better) and hopefully this will keep changing for the better.

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At 5/15/08 02:13 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 5/14/08 11:49 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I would also like to bring back up The Elite Guard Barracks podcast. I don't believe most of you
I'm up for it, my voice isn't as whiny as it sounded on that old mic anymore. let's go for it.

Whiny my ass...it wasn't whiny. I just wished the latency wasn't so bad "across the pond." I'm willing to do another podcast, but it does take quite a bit of work to edit the podcast and clean it up. I'm willing to do it though, especially since now would be a great time to do so.

At 5/15/08 07:41 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Great post Eagle! I really am liking these "State of the Barracks" addresses. I'd like to do the same thing for the Newgrounds Department of Defense. I was thinking of starting something similar, but not quite as intense-sounding. More like a "State of the Portal," but never really got around to it.

I'm glad to hear! I know it's tough doing what you're doing, which is why I want to make it clear that we're hear to help.

Anyway, even at my job I've found some time for Newgrounds (as terrible as it may seem) but hey, I like the site, and anyone here understands that they'll try to get on from anywhere. I've picked up almost 75 B/Ps here, and passed my 3,000 Blam mark while I've been here, so it can't be all that bad.

I've also been working on my NGDD report - it will definitely be ready for tomorrow evening.

That's great! Remember, I'm not asking for more than a simple two or three line update, but anything you report will be perfect. I just want to make sure we keep constant communications between both groups, that we make each other aware of our current events, and keep ties strong where they might have slacked.

At 5/15/08 03:55 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Thanks for this opportunity guys, I accept your appointment and my responsibility.

Great to hear! I shall update the roster accordingly, and wish you luck! We certainly need communications between the two groups, and I'm sure you'll fit the position perfectly.

At 5/15/08 10:56 AM, NEVR wrote: Yesterday was very even for me in the way of B/P. I ended up getting 25 Blams and 27 Saves for the day, but for the majority of the day my gains were actually dead even, as I showed EagleRock at one point over AIM.

I don't know if this is just coincidence or what, but I'm hoping that things are beginning to turn in the portal. Even Wade said to me the other day that he's much more pleased with they way people are voting at the moment. So I think that we in the EGB can give ourselves a little pat on the back for pioneering our fair voting ideals, as it seems that finally the word is spreading.

I think it is, slowly but surely. The more we work towards this goal, and the more we work with Wade's Portal Watch, I think the better we'll be. Keep up the good work all!

At 5/15/08 11:40 AM, Joshiwa wrote: That was pretty inspiring and hopefully lets everyone from members to people stopping by to see what we are about get a clearer view of what exactly that we do here in the Barracks.

That's the hope. At least, once this page moves on, I think the Barracks Manifesto will do a great job of it as well, and is a quick, easy, one-link explanation of our intentions.

That being said, I did have one or two things to add to my address, as I was getting quite tired at the end and actually forgot to mention some things, which I'll do real quick here:

Officer Activity - Some people were concerned about the activity of some of the officers, even of some of my new appointees. First off, everyone has lives, and I'm not criticizing anyone of being inactive. However, I don't think that inactivity is the case with most of the officers. I know that a lot of you in fact lurk and are around all the time. Unfortunately, lurking doesn't let the members know you're around. Basically, the solution here is an occasional post (even once a week) to let the Barracks know you are indeed around and not AWOL. I'd encourage the officers to "stop in" the Barracks every now and then just so there's no question.

Barracks Clean-up - This last point isn't really about others, but more about what I intend to do. I think we can "spruce things up" around here, specifically the forums. While they are fine right now, I want to really revamp how the forums are structured and make it easier to know where to put things, and have more functionality and security. I am considering doing this by either revamping the current system, or by making a new forum altogether. If I did make a new forum, I would probably host it on my own server and build the forums off of phpBB, which I have had much success with (even professionally). I'd like some discussion as to whether we should stay where we are or if we should move on to another forum.

That's the only two points I missed. Thanks to everyone for reading, and I'm looking forward to your suggestions!

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At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/14/08 05:58 PM, Coop83 wrote: I'm glad to think that there are others amongst us who would agree with the proposition. Sort of a 'History of the Barracks' part, would that be too much to suggest?
Nope. Not at all. I recommend starting with commending individual members first, though. Major-punk is a great place to start. He was, in fact, Barracks member #2 (if you count me as the first)! And you've been around the Barracks for a loooooooooooong time, so I would like for you to draft up Major-punk's hall of fame article first.

I'd better dust off my best Scoop Chang (Futurama's News Reporter) impression. It's going to take some time to put that together, but I'd be honoured to commemorate one of our finest.

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At 5/15/08 11:59 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Officer Activity - Some people were concerned about the activity of some of the officers, even of some of my new appointees. First off, everyone has lives, and I'm not criticizing anyone of being inactive. However, I don't think that inactivity is the case with most of the officers. I know that a lot of you in fact lurk and are around all the time. Unfortunately, lurking doesn't let the members know you're around. Basically, the solution here is an occasional post (even once a week) to let the Barracks know you are indeed around and not AWOL. I'd encourage the officers to "stop in" the Barracks every now and then just so there's no question.

Ha, somehow I suspect I fall into that category a lot of the time... and as you say, I'm not usually inactive (and if I am I try to make it known that I will be and for how long), rather I tend to lurk rather than post (and always have done), and often I don't find the time/enthusiasm to say something. Rest assured I am around almost every day, and often for large parts of it, ready to jump in if needed.

Barracks Clean-up - This last point isn't really about others, but more about what I intend to do. I think we can "spruce things up" around here, specifically the forums. While they are fine right now, I want to really revamp how the forums are structured and make it easier to know where to put things, and have more functionality and security. I am considering doing this by either revamping the current system, or by making a new forum altogether. If I did make a new forum, I would probably host it on my own server and build the forums off of phpBB, which I have had much success with (even professionally). I'd like some discussion as to whether we should stay where we are or if we should move on to another forum.

Forum activity is very sporadic, though they do serve a useful function. A bit of a clean up would be nice in there, though what we have now is adequate for our purposes. Would just be nice to have something a bit prettier, and also being on the invisionfree thing we do tend to get a bit of spam (which myself and the other moderators do our best to cleanup)!

As for the rest of your state of the Baracks address, I like what I have read, and fully support all of the officer appointments- one of the best features of this group is the reward for being an active and trustworthy member, and I remember well how honoured I was to be asked to become an officer here. I hope all those who have been asked enjoy their new roles, and those that haven't see it as a spur to greater things here and in the portal in the hope of becoming officers in the future.

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At 5/15/08 01:22 PM, Coop83 wrote: I'd better dust off my best Scoop Chang (Futurama's News Reporter) impression. It's going to take some time to put that together, but I'd be honoured to commemorate one of our finest.

You're one of our longest-standing members, and I entrust you to the role. Take all the time you need, as you can't rush important stuff like this. Hopefully I can get some fix for the forums soon, so you have a proper location for it.

At 5/15/08 01:40 PM, Sentio wrote: Ha, somehow I suspect I fall into that category a lot of the time... and as you say, I'm not usually inactive (and if I am I try to make it known that I will be and for how long), rather I tend to lurk rather than post (and always have done), and often I don't find the time/enthusiasm to say something. Rest assured I am around almost every day, and often for large parts of it, ready to jump in if needed.

I know this to be true, of course. I just want to make sure everyone else knows. That was my only point :-) You'll notice I certain officers didn't get swapped, yours included. That means I still trust you are fully capable of the role. :-) Thanks for the post!

Forum activity is very sporadic, though they do serve a useful function. A bit of a clean up would be nice in there, though what we have now is adequate for our purposes. Would just be nice to have something a bit prettier, and also being on the invisionfree thing we do tend to get a bit of spam (which myself and the other moderators do our best to cleanup)!

The sporadic activity is what concerns me the most. I would prefer the members to go on the forums more often, but I feel like I need to meet them half-way. Therefore, I have the following plans for the Barracks Forums:

- Host them from my own server, so we do not lose posts anymore like we did in the past
- Use phpBB, which in my experience, is the best forums to use for our purposes
- Make the forums pretty with a nice black-and-orange theme to complement Newgrounds
- Create incentives for posting, including fun and interesting post-ranks, and rewards for member interaction
- Secure the forums from spammer threats and create a secure forums for Barracks discussions
- Create a "Records Room" like we had in the past, for all Barracks knowledge (including the roster updates, hall-of-fame articles, etc.)

I've done stuff like this before, so I think it'll turn out well. I plan on creating the virtual machine on y new server to host the forums soon. My server setup is quite professional, so, disbarring power loss/ISP outage, we should expect nominal downtimes. Here are the uptimes for my two current servers:

eaglerock@eagledeb:~$ uptime
10:16:29 up 180 days, 21:06, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

eaglerock@delorean:~$ uptime
13:57:18 up 39 days, 18:13, 2 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

The top one is my production server, so as you notice, I don't screw around. :-)

As for the rest of your state of the Baracks address, I like what I have read, and fully support all of the officer appointments- one of the best features of this group is the reward for being an active and trustworthy member, and I remember well how honoured I was to be asked to become an officer here. I hope all those who have been asked enjoy their new roles, and those that haven't see it as a spur to greater things here and in the portal in the hope of becoming officers in the future.

I'm glad you feel the way you do about my address, and having your support means a lot. Hopefully your schedule will allow you to post more often, or even just pop on IM. If not, of course, I know you're here for when needed. Thanks again!

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At 5/14/08 11:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Heh, you know that I accept.

Total random and non-related, but fuck, I wish they made more B/P levels.

I'll agree you with you when i make it EGSC or SC :)

I'm not such a big fan of having more B/P ranks because i don't think it is so easy getting to EGSC nowadays...

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At 5/15/08 04:15 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I'm not such a big fan of having more B/P ranks because i don't think it is so easy getting to EGSC nowadays...

Are you kidding? It's probably easier than it ever has been in the past now. More and more people are joining the site every day. Compared to 4 or 5 years ago I'd say the flow of flashes into the Portal is at it's highest within the past couple of months. Although I could be wrong.

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At 5/15/08 04:15 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I'm not such a big fan of having more B/P ranks because i don't think it is so easy getting to EGSC nowadays...

I don't think it was ever EASY to get to EGSC, but I assume your point is more along the lines of the fact that it's more difficult to attain B/P right now than it used to be, back in the day. I'd have to agree with you there.

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At 5/15/08 07:21 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 9756

Flag it as unsuitable: pornographic video.

Blammed. I told Wade about it too, so maybe some action can be taken against the author.

Also, dunno if anybody saw, but some kid just submitted 2 'Ronald McDonald day' flashes, both of which were blammed very fast. Those guys are kinda pathetic... they should probably just give up :)

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OK, sorry for the double-post, but I had to point out that video. I'm sure it'll get flagged!

At 5/15/08 01:48 AM, EagleRock wrote: State of the Barracks Address

Great State of the Barracks, sir EagleRock! I read it all, and it shows exactly what we are today, Great job.

How do you find the time to write all those things?

At 5/14/08 11:24 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/14/08 11:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Total random and non-related, but fuck, I wish they made more B/P levels.
I was talking about the exact same thing to BlueHippo earlier on AIM. He also said that even if it was just a new badge with no VP % bonus increase he'd welcome it, because there's less incentive to keep B/Ping once you get to EGSC.

Or they could create a B/P level between Commander and Supreme Commander or between General and Commander. The percentage bonus is quite big between them, so it would be nice if they separated the gaps.

At 5/15/08 10:56 AM, NEVR wrote: Yesterday was very even for me in the way of B/P. I ended up getting 25 Blams and 27 Saves for the day, but for the majority of the day my gains were actually dead even, as I showed EagleRock at one point over AIM.

I am trying to keep a 35 B/P per day pace. They are usually even in Blams and saves, but sometimes I get more Blams. It's weird, my B/P difference is 1.318.

At 5/15/08 06:06 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 5/15/08 04:15 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I'm not such a big fan of having more B/P ranks because i don't think it is so easy getting to EGSC nowadays...
Are you kidding? It's probably easier than it ever has been in the past now. More and more people are joining the site every day. Compared to 4 or 5 years ago I'd say the flow of flashes into the Portal is at it's highest within the past couple of months. Although I could be wrong.

But the problem is that there's also a lot of spam. Even if there are more flashes, it's still hard to get to EGSC voting fair nowadays. Still, I'll get there in... 2 years or so.

Oh, and before I forget...

Congratulations NEVR, Slash, TheNossinator, AnalPenguinFarming and PossiblePancakes for your new officer positions!

Back to the (now busy) Flash Portal!

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At 5/15/08 07:42 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: OK, sorry for the double-post, but I had to point out that video. I'm sure it'll get flagged!

Glad you did. However, it did get blammed, and as NEVR said, I do hope Wade takes proper action against the author. Good hustle, soldiers!

Great State of the Barracks, sir EagleRock! I read it all, and it shows exactly what we are today, Great job.

Thanks!

How do you find the time to write all those things?

I can actually write this stuff rather quickly. The Barracks Manifesto, for example, took me about 30 minutes of actual sit-down typing. Granted, I was doing other stuff at the time, so it took me about 2 hours total, on and off. Like I said, most of this is actually just writing down on paper what was already fleshed out, so it comes easily to me. Grad school groomed me well for writing exorbitant amounts of text in relatively short amounts of time. :-)

Are you kidding? It's probably easier than it ever has been in the past now. More and more people are joining the site every day. Compared to 4 or 5 years ago I'd say the flow of flashes into the Portal is at it's highest within the past couple of months. Although I could be wrong.

I disagree. In my heyday of B/Ping, star-pacing was easy. Of course, it depended on how fair your voting was...

But the problem is that there's also a lot of spam. Even if there are more flashes, it's still hard to get to EGSC voting fair nowadays. Still, I'll get there in... 2 years or so.

The Portal is slower than in, say, 2005, but it is much harder voting fair, too. I can only gross 50-60 B/P a day where I used to make 150-160 a day (for roughly the same amount of time on the Portal).

At 5/15/08 08:57 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: Officer FamilyGuy05 reporting for duty!

Thanks for your application, Private! However, I am afraid you do not qualify for membership. Being a member requires a bare minimum of 50 non-spamlike posts on the BBS. It looks like none of your posts qualify. If you want to join the Barracks, I encourage you to straighten-up your post quality and build up a better post history. Then, if you re-apply, you might qualify.

Last but not least, let's go for a:

DEFCON Update:

I'm keeping the DEFCON where it is (DEFCON 3), becuase the Portal has slowed down again. We saw a good amount of action this afternoon and evening, but that wave has waned. However, let's keep vigilent and check for any malicious threats on the Portal tonight. I've seen quite a few stolen flash out there, so keep your eyes peeled!

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Today has been an eventful day I suppose. I got up, went to school, played with a rubber chicken after school with friends, and came home. It was my mom's 50th birthday today, so me and the rest of my family really spent most of today together.

I should be a lot more active once school gets out next week. I vacation from May 30th-June 9th, but after that the only thing that will keep me off Newgrounds is work and friends. So I should be able to do a lot more stuff for the Barrac