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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 18:47:14


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7426 4/1190 In his comments on the flash hes says it has a link to a picture of porn ,i dont know if this is true as i have not completed it. By the way the rooster is great.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 19:52:17


At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.

The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 21:02:48


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote: I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Now that is one impressive cock.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-24 22:41:46


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.
The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

Ugh, here it comes...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

COCK JOKE! =P

Well, that's our new mascot! Everyone agrees?

Couldn't resist ;P

Yeah, I know those situations. Read this page for example, same thingy happened with me and good ol' Stero... yeah read it.

At 6/24/08 09:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote: I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!
Now that is one impressive cock.

A high-ranked cock, you meant.

Back to... sleep?
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 00:26:31


At 6/24/08 07:52 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/24/08 06:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way the rooster is great.
The rooster? Heh, I know you meant the roster, but that whimsical little spelling error gave me an amusing idea...

I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 05:16:33


At 6/24/08 08:28 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Passed in which way? The stat-whoring way, or the maturity thing, because when you are concerning the latter, we've all passed him.

The only way that was left for me to pass him :P

This is just about the most mature group of users I've seen in a while. It's quite refreshing to come here after being surrounded by idiots for the majority of my day. It's also good to see a familiar face around here. Glad you decided to pop in, Coop.

I still do from time to time. Summer is quite a busy season for me, but now that I've booked Clock Day off work, I'm ready for what they want to throw at me!

By the way, how could you forget to salute?

*Salutes*

Didn't realise that it was a requisite any more. I'm more of an informal Supreme Commander

At 6/24/08 08:34 AM, NEVR wrote: It's great to see you finally knock him off his ivory tower. I can't wait until he returns to NG after the summer and sees that he's been passed by 2 ( and maybe more by that point) of his rivals (I believe pwroftheseagoat passed him recently too, right?)

Yeah, he got past about 3 weeks ago, so now it's a sprint to the top 50


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 08:27:30


At 6/25/08 12:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?

Absolutely, If EagleRock approves ;P

At 6/25/08 05:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:
By the way, how could you forget to salute?

*Salutes*
Didn't realise that it was a requisite any more. I'm more of an informal Supreme Commander

It's not really a requisite. Informal is good too. SOMETIMES BETTER.

Yeah, he got past about 3 weeks ago, so now it's a sprint to the top 50

I'm sure you'll get there soon enough. It's nice to see your name on the official top 50 savers list, though (the one on the rankings page, I mean).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 09:19:08


At 6/24/08 01:21 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Coop83 - Passed his long time rival Dream-Of-Duke :P

Thanks Josh. Not a rival, per se. Rival indicates that I feel that we are equal. I know that I am superior, because I've got the balls to go out into the world and get a job (Since he kept giving me stick over dropping out of University)

Random word: Turbo

Looks like my Turbo sputtered and died over the weekend :P Still, I've got some momentum, at least.

>>> 06 || [ 42790 ] || [ 367 ] || [ 52.4 ] || [ 07.3+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41325 ] || [ 328 ] || [ 46.9 ] || [ 06.5 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Still motoring on. I'm closing on the top 50 for B/P now and both Sea Goat and myself will be joining as the first 50 users to 50k!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 13:15:17


What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him? I'll be on my way as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 15:54:33


At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him?

DoD, a hero? What have you been smoking, man?! ;P

I'll be on my way as well.

To passing Duke, you mean? If so, I wish you luck. I'd find it amusing if when he returned to NG, he'd been passed by loads of people. He'd have to extend his villainous speeches to threaten more than just Coop :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 16:21:35


At 6/25/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him?
DoD, a hero? What have you been smoking, man?! ;P

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paper lace13.shtml

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-25 23:16:26


amusing idea...


I present to you all, THE EGB ROOSTER!

Couldn't resist ;P

He looks awesome a real good mascot. He looks like a active member a shame, you dont have a real one. I keep getting the spelling wrong.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 02:09:37


GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 02:19:17


At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

Sorry civilian but you do not meet the requirements to join our ranks. You need at least 2500 B/P points to join the barracks, try the NGPD when you reach 400 B/P and 50 posts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 05:51:24


At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What's the chance Dream-of-Duke will become an hero once he finds out Coop have finally passed him? I'll be on my way as well.

Because for all this time I've been passing him off as the villain, but now that I'm in the lead I reveal my evil plan and tell you that it is me you should have feared all along, MWAHHAHAHA!

Seriously, that's just not going to happen. I'm the hero of the portal, because I vote what a movie should score. Therefore I vote right and how can you go against that without being bad?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 13:07:56


At 6/26/08 05:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Seriously, that's just not going to happen. I'm the hero of the portal, because I vote what a movie should score. Therefore I vote right and how can you go against that without being bad?

It would just mean that all you care about is that point and not what is behind that point, someones hard ( or not so hard) work.

The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 13:32:47


At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

I don't think politic forum spammers are allowed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 16:24:45


At 6/25/08 08:27 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/25/08 12:26 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahaha, its Colonel Rooster!!!!

That is one AWESOME rooster, new mascot of the EGB?
Absolutely, If EagleRock approves ;P

Yeah, but first we need to FIND EagleRock! Anyone knows where is he at?

At 6/25/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/25/08 01:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I'll be on my way as well.
To passing Duke, you mean? If so, I wish you luck. I'd find it amusing if when he returned to NG, he'd been passed by loads of people. He'd have to extend his villainous speeches to threaten more than just Coop :)

It would be pretty funny to see his reaction when he discovers about 20 people passed him. =)

At 6/25/08 11:16 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: He looks awesome a real good mascot. He looks like a active member a shame, you dont have a real one. I keep getting the spelling wrong.

Don't worry about the misspelling. I used to say rooster until Stero pointed it out with that joke. I didn't pay attention at that time, so I used to type rooster.

At 6/26/08 02:09 AM, GunnerX86 wrote: GunnerX86 reporting, Sir!I would like to be apart of the Elite Guard,Sir!

I was missing this. You know, teh n00bs. It's been a long time since someone like him tried to join.
___________

My pace is much better so far. I'm at rank #395 at the moment, but I know I already passed DarkSoldier. Yay!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 17:03:10


At 6/26/08 01:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

LOL! It's exactly how I always envisioned it ;P

At 6/26/08 04:24 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Yeah, but first we need to FIND EagleRock! Anyone knows where is he at?

Busy living life to the full. I think he told me a few weeks ago that he and his wife had found a house they wanted to buy, so maybe he's busy moving right now.

It would be pretty funny to see his reaction when he discovers about 20 people passed him. =)

He'd still proclaim that he'll eventually be the king of B/P. To be honest, I don't fancy his odds against Afro_Stud...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 18:15:23


The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?. I wont ever get to Afro level, i wonder does he bother to go to the portal ,to get any more b/p aprt from depositing. He must have never logged of will anyone, ever overtake him there? I still got like over 500 points to next badge.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 18:29:10


At 6/26/08 06:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?.

Its rooster or cock, a roaster is something used to roast beans, chickens, peanuts, etc.

I wont ever get to Afro level, i wonder does he bother to go to the portal ,to get any more b/p aprt from depositing. He must have never logged of will anyone, ever overtake him there?

He still gets in the 70 B/P a day range every roster so I doubt he will stop anytime soon. No one will pass him for a very long time if ever.

I still got like over 500 points to next badge.

Get a move on soldier! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:17:59


At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update Josh :D

Top 5 Gainers:
Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

Kinda pissed off I'm not on here, but you snooze you lose :P

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)

It'll be a few weeks till I'm back on here

Top 3 biggest average rises: Penguinlink (34.0+), aldlv (17.4+), Sentio (12.0+)

Nice to see Penguinlink & Sentio back in good form,ah the good old days :D

Random word: Turbo

Random Response: Negro :O

>>> 14 || [ 24476 ] || [ 517 ] || [ 73.9 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Joshiwa, General

Looks like you're going to be very hard to catch :(

>>> 15 || [ 23678 ] || [ 280 ] || [ 40.0 ] || [ 05.6 - ] || Shanus, General +1

A very bad pace, silly Shanus partying all week :P

>>> 16 || [ 23477 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 09.0 ] || [ 02.3 - ] || bifgis, Lt. General -1

Glad to pass you, but sad to see you have such a small pace while I did it :(

>>> 17 || [ 21110 ] || [ 118 ] || [ 16.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || NEVR, Brig. General

Come on back NEVR :P

In other news, I've gotten pretty good B/P all week all over 60, except for Tuesday where I got 6 :P
But well on my way to Commander, but no point in racing Josh there, he'll just win :/

Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D


Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge || Elite Guard Barracks || Review Request Club || NGLog

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:19:59


At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

Grr I mean http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217. That'll teach me to type so fast.

Ends double post shame :(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:21:33


At 6/26/08 07:19 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D
Grr I mean http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217. That'll teach me to type so fast.

Ends double post shame :(

Ok this is just looking like spam now. Some days I do wish there was an edit button :(

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6217

And it really is worth a look see


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:42:02


Nice triple post there Shanus. :P

At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
Thanks for the update Josh :D

Anytime.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (15), Mendou (5), lilhunter03 (2)
It'll be a few weeks till I'm back on here

Will be glad to see you back on there.

>>> 14 || [ 24476 ] || [ 517 ] || [ 73.9 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Joshiwa, General
Looks like you're going to be very hard to catch :(

Hopefully I will be able to stay ahead of you.


In other news, I've gotten pretty good B/P all week all over 60, except for Tuesday where I got 6 :P
But well on my way to Commander, but no point in racing Josh there, he'll just win :/

I am so close to Commander I can taste it, its only time separating me and its killing me. But I will be glad to see you there with the nice golden tank.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:49:11


At 6/26/08 06:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The spelling does confuse me so its roaster right?

The correct spelling is 'roster'. ;P

Short post but I'm making it on my iTouch, and it takes forever to write anything on this damn thing. I wish it were more compatible with Newgrounds - you can't even watch flash on it, so I can't B/P. At least I can make a few posts on it I guess.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-26 19:53:12


At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 517
Mendou - 453
lilhunter03 - 371
pwroftheseagoat - 367
aldlv - 357

top 5... nice... =D
was a nice week... but, it wasn't that nice at the university... :'(

Top 3 biggest average rises: Penguinlink (34.0+), aldlv (17.4+), Sentio (12.0+)

17... sounds ok...

>>> 20 || [ 16564 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 51.0 ] || [ 17.4+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 15693 ] || [ 453 ] || [ 64.7 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15015 ] || [ 371 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 08.9 - ] || lilhunter03, Captain

ohhh... both will pass me...
very soon...
I don't think I will get to 20K before they pass me...
so... i'm out of the top 20...

btw... nice to see that lilhunter03 is 'full' back...

btw... Sir-nuts on top 400... nice job...
you are almost there (there = top 300 list... XD)

At 6/26/08 07:21 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 6/26/08 07:19 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 6/26/08 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh and if any of you guys haven't seen this yet it's comes highly recommended by me. And has the smell of a daily award alright, check it out :D

yep, daily

except if stamper and JohnnyUtah finish the MGC today... : )


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-27 04:00:00


At 6/26/08 01:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: It would just mean that all you care about is that point and not what is behind that point, someones hard ( or not so hard) work.

If I didn't care about the work, why have I written so many reviews and generated so many responses? It's just a case of finding the authors who are worth helping and doing a good job with helping them.

The classic struggle between Coop and DOD :P

The sad thing about this is that I've got almost as good a beard as Ming the Merciless :$ I keep mine trimmed down to a point and the moustache is really going to take some work to get there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-27 07:53:58


Still around people, but I'm not sure for how much longer... this will be a long post that many won't care about, but I feel this community is one I am particularly close to so there a few things I want to say about my absence.

I'm not the most active person in here anyway, so I'm sure I haven't been missed, but it has been over a month now since I last posted here, or indeed anywhere on NG. The reason for that is that my father passed away suddenly (heart attack at just 49 years of age), and needless to say I have been busy organising the funeral and sorting out his finances etc. To be honest there has been little time for grieving, though myself and the rest of the family have certainly taken it hard.

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been. Despite this though I've been popping onto here and reading posts on a number of occasions over the past months, as this is the one place in my life where things have just continued on as normal. To me NG has always been an escape from reality, and now more than ever I enjoy that (until this post blows all of that of course...). I don't want to leave and I don't plan on leaving, but I just can't be as active as I once was...

(End depression, time for some happier stuff)

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

So, after all of that, I'm not leaving, but I won't be around much either. I'd like to remain a part of the community here, after all this is my real home on NG- the first place I joined and the one that means the most to me, but I don't have the time to be active in pushing this place into the future.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-27 08:52:49


At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: Still around people, but I'm not sure for how much longer... this will be a long post that many won't care about, but I feel this community is one I am particularly close to so there a few things I want to say about my absence.

Damn, that's a tough one man. You have my sympathies and if you need to talk, just hit me a PM.

I've seen posts before, one in here not too long ago, about people feeling after a tragic event that they have been wasting their lives and intend to make the most of them more in the future. I can understand this sentiment completely, and I am closer to my family now than I have ever been.

Yeah, I know that you form greater emotional ties with the ones that are left behind. Grief unites you and from that position, you move forward, stronger.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons). As a result I am bound to be here less as I enter the real world of work in the coming months. Also I have an incredible girlfriend who I want to spend more time with now that I'm free from the shackles of final year study (it just goes to show that anyone can find a great girl!). It all adds up to less time on NG, but at least looking to the future I am happy and things are looking bright.

Congratulations on the Degree and the Girlfriend. Now good luck with getting employment sorted out, as it's the long road for you now ;) Stay in touch with us, you know the friendly url that you can find us all loitering at in any case. newgrounds.com isn't that hard to remember, is it?


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