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You know, I always seem to post right before a roster update.

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008
It's still Monday.

Damn, it's Tuesday already! This weekend went too fast.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
32 // 04417 // 124 // 17.7 // 05.1+ // HeavenDuff
33 // 04242 // 066 // 09.4 // 05.7+ // TheThing
34 // 03418 // 015 // 02.1 // 00.1+ // I-Love-Caitlyn

I like that my average went up; I really worked hard to get up there. Now if only I can get it to 12 a day...

I really need to get on my lazy ass and hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander.

Hail, my fellow Barracks' members! I am back once again with empty promises to be active. It seems like the administration is doing a lot more to clean up Newgrounds, which is great by the way. Who will assist me in guarding the Portal this fine night?

At 1/22/08 12:17 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I really need to get on my lazy ass and hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander.

Hail, my fellow Barracks' members! I am back once again with empty promises to be active. It seems like the administration is doing a lot more to clean up Newgrounds, which is great by the way. Who will assist me in guarding the Portal this fine night?

I would take a run, but I am too sleepy right now...and heartbroken that Wikipedia fucking lied.

That site is dead to me. I wish to beat the staff savagely with, say, the shiny new level icon I have acquired this night.

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Thanks again for the update Sterockicky, and an extra one for keeping me on the list in my long absence.

Sterockicy's note:
Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

ye

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 539
Lilhunter03 - 442
NEVR - 434
Idiot-Finder - 328
AnalPenguinFarming - 282

Ha! Not even close. Damn I've slacked off

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Idiot-Finder (2)!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Sentio + 61.0, pwroftheseagoat + 20.9, Sir-Nuts + 14.8!

Congrats to the achievers!

Random word: Traveller!

They always seem like deeply satisfied people.

01 // 60086 // 050 // 07.1 // 00.5+ // X-Naut

Be-lated congrats on 60k

02 // 58194 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.6- // Phantom

Hmm if he doesn't come back for awhile (realisticly like a year =/) I may be able to pass him. Long ways to go still.

03 // 51189 // 043 // 06.1 // 00.5+ // Major-punk

Gee.. I don't go back to school until thursday so I should be able to pull off more then 50 in the next two days, depends if I'm home really. Oh well I do plan on going faster then this it just takes time to shake the dust off...

04 // 50437 // 242 // 34.6 // 03.5- // Seamonky

More incentive to pick up the pace

At 1/21/08 07:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I found a good thread in General.

Looks like Wade's reaching the end of his rope with award-stealing alts and alt-users.

Bravo, I say to this. Bravo.

wow... he is mad...
I agree with him 1000%... (yes... 3 ceros... XD)

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

thanx a lot... you almost have the 1k... nice...

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 539
Lilhunter03 - 442
NEVR - 434
Idiot-Finder - 328
AnalPenguinFarming - 282

?????

what???...

dam... is the first Time I don't appear on the TOP GAINERS... :'(

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Thanks for the update, Stero :)

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
05 // 41433 // 539 // 77.0 // 61.0+ // Sentio
07 // 35382 // 221 // 31.6 // 20.9+ // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 35051 // 254 // 36.3 // 00.9+ // Coop83

A couple of sleeping giants just above me appear to have woken up. The sea goat is indeed powerful, but at least Sentio is putting some pace up to compete with Dream-of-Duke :P

09 // 33963 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.5- // SlashFirestorm

He's just keeping the engine ticking over until he gets his chance to light the fires again :P

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Thanks for the update, Sterockicy!

Sterockicy's note:

Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

I left you some yesterday, I think they were 3.

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 539
Lilhunter03 - 442
NEVR - 434
Idiot-Finder - 328
AnalPenguinFarming - 282

Congratulations! As usual, I'm not here. =P

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Idiot-Finder (2)!

Congratulations!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sentio + 61.0, pwroftheseagoat + 20.9, Sir-Nuts + 14.8!

Yay! I'm here again!

Random word: Traveller!

That isn't very random for me, I was travelling a few days ago.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

29 // 05128 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // Solidone
30 // 05039 // 282 // 40.3 // 05.0+ // AnalPenguinFarming
31 // 04910 // 197 // 28.1 // 14.8+ // Sir-Nuts

Damn, I was closer to them last week. If Solidone keeps inactive, I'll pass him next week. Or not...

I couldn't B/P more because the Flash Portal was variating a lot this week. It had days without Under Judjement submissions, days full of them...

Link to previous update.

It's back! Weeeee!

At 1/22/08 12:17 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I really need to get on my lazy ass and hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander.

That will take a while, you're still a Staff Sergeant.

Hail, my fellow Barracks' members! I am back once again with empty promises to be active. It seems like the administration is doing a lot more to clean up Newgrounds, which is great by the way. Who will assist me in guarding the Portal this fine night?

Hey you're back, yet again! Yeah, the administrators are starting to get mad with the spammers and are deleting those idiots. Well deserved to them. I'll be at the Flash Portal tonight, I think. Maybye if my brother goes to sleep a little early today, I'll have a chance.

At 1/22/08 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I would take a run, but I am too sleepy right now...and heartbroken that Wikipedia fucking lied.

Wikipedia lies all the time. I don't trust it a lot, I usually seach in other sites to confirm the information. Remember: Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia, anyone can edit it.

That site is dead to me. I wish to beat the staff savagely with, say, the shiny new level icon I have acquired this night.

Congratulations on reaching level 27! I think it looks better than your last one.

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008
Sterockicy's note:
Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

:)

Top 5 Gainers:

Grats to you all!

Special Congratulatory list:

Returning to the list: None!

I'm returning to the list... if possible of course! :)

At 1/21/08 07:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I found a good thread in General.

In GENERAL? There's no such thing as a good thread in General!

Looks like Wade's reaching the end of his rope with award-stealing alts and alt-users.

Oh, ok. Maybe there is!

Bravo, I say to this. Bravo.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!
Hip, Hip, Hooray!
Hip, Hip, Hooray!

At 1/21/08 08:43 PM, NEVR wrote: Ironic thing was, yoshi77777 was posting in there with his classic sycophantic comments, saying he agrees with it all, when I'm SURE he uses alts in his 'Lucky 7 crew', and apparently used one to make abusive reviews with. Such hypocrites, some people.

I swear, that guy is a waste of space.

Not to mention he's used multiple accounts to get around the 2 Flash submitted a day, PLUS they were stolen.

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Thank you muchly!

Sterockicy's note:

Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

eh?

Well, then review my stuff!

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 539
Lilhunter03 - 442
NEVR - 434
Idiot-Finder - 328
AnalPenguinFarming - 282

Wow, nice week for you guys.

jerks

26 // 07195 // 074 // 10.6 // 12.8- // RSQViper
27 // 07190 // 058 // 08.3 // 08.7- // PantyWipe

Not a great week for me, but I still managed to pass somebody.

Who-du-thunk-it?

30 // 05039 // 282 // 40.3 // 05.0+ // AnalPenguinFarming

Damn it! Slow down, you bastard!!!

At 1/21/08 07:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I found a good thread in General.

Looks like Wade's reaching the end of his rope with award-stealing alts and alt-users.

Bravo, I say to this. Bravo.

About time- delete a few big, well known accounts and the problem will vanish pretty much over night. Also a very funny thread with all the people cheating the system trying to say they aren't, despite Wade knowing damn well that they are- he wouldn't delete any accounts without solid proof.

At 1/21/08 09:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 22, 2008

Yay, I've been looking forward to this one, can't imagine why...

Sterockicy's note:

Help me to get to 1,000 responses!

Added a few...

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 539
Lilhunter03 - 442
NEVR - 434
Idiot-Finder - 328
AnalPenguinFarming - 282

Wheeee, back where I belong, sadly for one week only (unless everyone fancies being really slow again this week). Congrats to the other people who made it on here.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sentio + 61.0, pwroftheseagoat + 20.9, Sir-Nuts + 14.8!

Wow, that is a BIG increase- I didn't think I was going that well, though I guess I've been glued to this laptop all week. Good to see pwroftheseagoat still picking up a few points, just so long as it is fewer than me =P.

05 // 41433 // 539 // 77.0 // 61.0+ // Sentio

Over 75 per day, nice. This week could be pretty solid as well, I had one exam this morning so just one more to go now, then back to the reality of lectures and work, rather than lazing around at home revising/BPing.

Exam went really well by the way, just in case anyone wanted to know...

At 1/22/08 03:11 AM, aldlv wrote:

what???...

dam... is the first Time I don't appear on the TOP GAINERS... :'(

You can't make it every week, just got to B/P when you can. Unless you have no life of course, then you can B/P to your hearts content week after week... but personally that sounds pretty crap to me.

At 1/22/08 08:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

A couple of sleeping giants just above me appear to have woken up. The sea goat is indeed powerful, but at least Sentio is putting some pace up to compete with Dream-of-Duke :P

More like briefly stirred before going back to bed again... just a small reminder to ol' Dukey that he can't just breeze past me =D. There is no way I am letting him past if I can possibly help it. Plus I would like to make the top 50 one of these days...

Well good Sirs I dont know what your "recruiting" standards are so to speak, and as I'm sure is blatently obvious I am new to the community aspect of newgrounds.
I read a few of the introductory posts and you guys seem like a good group, and if you dont mind a rookie sticking around (and would be willing to throw me the occasional helping tip or some decent advice) that would be great.

<o

At 1/22/08 05:33 PM, x0Exodus0x wrote: Well good Sirs I dont know what your "recruiting" standards are so to speak, and as I'm sure is blatently obvious I am new to the community aspect of newgrounds.
I read a few of the introductory posts and you guys seem like a good group, and if you dont mind a rookie sticking around (and would be willing to throw me the occasional helping tip or some decent advice) that would be great.

Dear civilian x0Exodus0x, you can't join The Elite Guard Barracks. To enter the Barracks, you must have a rank of Private and above (2500 B/P+).

But you can still join the Newground's Department of defense, if you want to join a club related to our Barracks.

Welcome to Newgrounds, everything, by everyone. Enjoy your stay.

Improved standard note?

I'm sure some of you must have heard by now about the Heath Ledger situation. For those of you who haven't, here is a news article about his death. 28 years old, that's pretty messed up.

At 1/22/08 08:30 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm sure some of you must have heard by now about the Heath Ledger situation. For those of you who haven't, here is a news article about his death. 28 years old, that's pretty messed up.

I heard about it and its all screwed up... it really is.

At 1/22/08 04:33 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 1/22/08 03:11 AM, aldlv wrote:

what???...

dam... is the first Time I don't appear on the TOP GAINERS... :'(

You can't make it every week, just got to B/P when you can. Unless you have no life of course, then you can B/P to your hearts content week after week... but personally that sounds pretty crap to me.

XD...
no, don't worry... I'm just kidding
I like been in the first place... (I'm very competitive), that's why I say it...
but... it doesn't matter...

btw... guys... University is the best dam thing ever...
I am in Chemical Engineer... & there are so many beautiful girls... so many... I think I'm going to get a girlfriend before half of the year... XD

that will make me stay out of NG a lot more... (I wasn't sure how to translate this phrase, sorry if this sounds crappy)

The portal was rather slow for one of my first days back... I only got roughly 50 b/p points total. :/

Better luck tomorrow I guess.

*Salutes

Thanks for the update Sterockicy. It seems my progress has been slowed down a bit, because of school(god damn it). Can't wait for the weekend, so I can get that wonderful thing called free time lol.

*Salutes, then runs to the Portal*

At 1/22/08 08:30 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm sure some of you must have heard by now about the Heath Ledger situation. For those of you who haven't, here is a news article about his death. 28 years old, that's pretty messed up.

Yeah, I read about it yesterday on a Brazilian news site. Did he really die because of a sleeping pills overdose? And he was only 28, which is even worse because his carrer was still in its beginning. Now he'll sleep forever... in peace.

At 1/22/08 08:54 PM, aldlv wrote: btw... guys... University is the best dam thing ever...
I am in Chemical Engineer... & there are so many beautiful girls... so many... I think I'm going to get a girlfriend before half of the year... XD

that will make me stay out of NG a lot more... (I wasn't sure how to translate this phrase, sorry if this sounds crappy)

My mother said that her University ages were one of her best years, but it takes a lot of time in your life. And sure, both your future girlfriend and university tasks will take a lot of time in your life, but I hope you can find a small gap between them to go here.

*Salutes*

At 1/22/08 04:33 PM, Sentio wrote: More like briefly stirred before going back to bed again... just a small reminder to ol' Dukey that he can't just breeze past me =D. There is no way I am letting him past if I can possibly help it. Plus I would like to make the top 50 one of these days...

Oh boy. I'd better increase my efforts. I am slowly reeling him in, but the tune of some 4,000 B/P is going to be quite a task to haul back.

At 1/22/08 08:30 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm sure some of you must have heard by now about the Heath Ledger situation. For those of you who haven't, here is a news article about his death. 28 years old, that's pretty messed up.

Shocking.

Oh well, life goes on. Not his, but if I cried every time someone died, I'd have drowned or dehydrated by now.

At 1/23/08 12:42 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: The portal was rather slow for one of my first days back... I only got roughly 50 b/p points total. :/

Better luck tomorrow I guess.

*Salutes

Meh, I managed 50 points on what I thought was a rather swift day. It doesn't look like I'm getting anywhere near as many points today :(

Awesome update Stereo, and congrats everyone on their bping acheivements because we just look that much sweeter with our huge e-penises. I'm back at college now unfortunately so my posts will be limited, but I'm still always working on getting to NG at least once a day. But as for right now I'm going back to bed.

At 1/23/08 08:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: Shocking.

Oh well, life goes on. Not his, but if I cried every time someone died, I'd have drowned or dehydrated by now.

Well, quite.

Meh, I managed 50 points on what I thought was a rather swift day. It doesn't look like I'm getting anywhere near as many points today :(

I'm doing rubbish today. 24 B/P thus far.

I'm not sure if anyone has posted anything on this relatively new crew, The Garbage Whistle Crew. I can't believe that there are as many idiots on Newgrounds as there are. I guess I just understand the logic of morons who want to make a negative thing a positive thing.

What's next, The Club For Retarded People Who Are In The Hospital For Being Molested By Their Overstressed Parents?

At 1/23/08 08:30 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I'm not sure if anyone has posted anything on this relatively new crew, The Garbage Whistle Crew.

I get a good lol at some of the new clubs. A couple days ago, there was an "Anti-Kanye West Club", because the club starter thought that West was stealing Daft Punk songs, and making it sound like a little kid was singing.

What's next, The Club For Retarded People Who Are In The Hospital For Being Molested By Their Overstressed Parents?

Actually, I'm in that club.

Not really. Please don't call DYFIS

At 1/23/08 08:39 PM, TheThing wrote: I get a good lol at some of the new clubs. A couple days ago, there was an "Anti-Kanye West Club", because the club starter thought that West was stealing Daft Punk songs, and making it sound like a little kid was singing.

Wow, that made me laugh just read that. lulz

Actually, I'm in that club.

O.o

Also, I'm not sure if this

Flash is stolen or not. I know that the audio was from Robert Moran from WittyWizard.com, but I'm not sure if Robert animated it. The only reason that it raised suspicion in my eyes is because the member who submitted that Flash gave no thanks to Robert.

I'll look into this more closely.

Well if you go to my profile you will find that I made it to 1,000 responses. I believe I am the first person on NG to reach that number and something pretty awesome happens when you do. You can no longer see any of the responses. It just goes to a blank white screen! How strangely cool is that. An upside to that is that I can post comments really quickly(because they still count, I just can't see them). So get ready for a post saying 2,000 replies soon! Thanks to all that helped me reach this goal of mine.

Also, in completely different news, the "Aussie" Heath Ledger death story has taken a new twist. The sleeping pills found on his bed contained every single tablet. Therefore he hadn't taken any before his death. Creeeeeeeepy!

*Salutes*

At 1/23/08 10:46 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Well if you go to my profile you will find that I made it to 1,000 responses. You can no longer see any of the responses. An upside to that is that I can post comments really quickly(because they still count, I just can't see them). So get ready for a post saying 2,000 replies soon!

*Salutes*

Wow darcness1 has to much free time.
*Salutes*

At 1/23/08 10:51 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:

Wow darcness1 has to much free time.
*Salutes*

Why the hell can everyone else see the page of comments and I can't. For me it attempts to load it then it just says "done" with a white screen. It's like my computer just gives up....

*Salutes*

I just managed to view the comments then. I cleared my cache and cookies and refreshed that page and it worked. But when I went to the portal and back again it was gone. I guess once it loads other things it just doesn't have anymore room. Oh well, it's pretty awesome none the less!

At 1/24/08 12:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Why the hell can everyone else see the page of comments and I can't. For me it attempts to load it then it just says "done" with a white screen. It's like my computer just gives up....

Clear your cache, Foo!

Also, I have confirmed that this Flash is not stolen. While the audio is not the Flash author's, all of the animation is.

*Salutes*

At 1/23/08 08:30 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I'm not sure if anyone has posted anything on this relatively new crew, The Garbage Whistle Crew. I can't believe that there are as many idiots on Newgrounds as there are. I guess I just understand the logic of morons who want to make a negative thing a positive thing.

What else do you expect from Yoshi7777 and his lousy crew? What a fucking retard he is...

All of 'em are retards/

At 1/23/08 10:46 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Well if you go to my profile you will find that I made it to 1,000 responses.

Ok, I'll say it:

A ton of those don't even count. Heck, you posted a crapload of them so I don't see how they can honestly count towards you 1,000.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin-eater!