At 9/12/07 07:56 PM, Chlamydius wrote:At 9/12/07 07:51 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Hahah, you don't wash your penis! Grooosss.I was it thoroughly.
Masturbation and washing are two different things, Nev.
And stop stalking me!
Don't flatter yourself. I always lurk here, its just not everyday someone says they have a dirty penis.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 07:59 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Masturbation and washing are two different things, Nev.
Soapy hands ;).
Don't flatter yourself. I always lurk here, its just not everyday someone says they have a dirty penis.
Suuuureeee.
At 9/12/07 08:25 PM, Mendou wrote: I'm gone for a few hours yet i come back to see people talking about there dirty dicks.....
Just Nevs. Im sure most people tend to wash here. I hope.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 07:39 PM, Nev wrote: On the subject of penis tone. The penis is darker than other skin parts - its true because I'm very pale (and proud!). Yet it always remains under a layer of clothes (or at least, normally it does).
Wouldn't it be the opposite?
At 9/12/07 08:32 PM, Twone wrote: Wouldn't it be the opposite?
Its not >:(. Me and my friend agree on this.
And fuck you Sam! Now everyone thinks I have a dirty penis!
At 9/12/07 08:50 PM, Nev wrote:
And fuck you Sam! Now everyone thinks I have a dirty penis!
Hahaha oh god, Im laughing irl now. <333
I come into this thread once, and like that, YOUR REPUTATION IS DONE.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
YO I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE DIRTY DICKS ARE AT
At 9/12/07 09:01 PM, Fatboy wrote: YO I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE DIRTY DICKS ARE AT
Ya, Nev has been sticking his penises in bums. Maybe there is a line up somewhere since he went perma dirty.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 09:02 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 9/12/07 09:01 PM, Fatboy wrote: YO I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE DIRTY DICKS ARE ATYa, Nev has been sticking his penises in bums. Maybe there is a line up somewhere since he went perma dirty.
Bums? Like... hobos?
Homo hobos?
Homobo.
No, that just sounds like a gay wind instrument never mind.
At 9/12/07 09:05 PM, Fatboy wrote:
Bums? Like... hobos?
Homo hobos?
Homo hobo's bums!?Nev, no limits!
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 09:06 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 9/12/07 09:05 PM, Fatboy wrote:Bums? Like... hobos?Homo hobo's bums!?Nev, no limits!
Homo hobos?
You made me look up the term "hobo porn" and the BBS was the second result.
AND SO WE COME BACK ROUND FULL CIRCLE
At 9/12/07 09:05 PM, Fatboy wrote:At 9/12/07 09:02 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 9/12/07 09:01 PM, Fatboy wrote: YO I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE DIRTY DICKS ARE ATYa, Nev has been sticking his penises in bums. Maybe there is a line up somewhere since he went perma dirty.
Homo hobos?
Homobo.
Dude, can I steal that word? In one week everybody in my classes will be saying it.
Hero to the world.
At 9/12/07 09:11 PM, eyeothestorm wrote: Dude, can I steal that word? In one week everybody in my classes will be saying it.
Would it even be possible for me to say no?
I FORBID THEE FROM USING A WORD THAT I USED UNDER NO ACTUAL LAW OR GOVERNING BODY WHATSOEVER.
At 9/12/07 09:02 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 9/12/07 09:01 PM, Fatboy wrote: YO I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE DIRTY DICKS ARE ATYa, Nev has been sticking his penises in bums. Maybe there is a line up somewhere since he went perma dirty.
I'll stick my dirty penis in your bum if you don't take back the claims that I have a dirty penis >:(!
At 9/12/07 09:25 PM, Nev wrote:
I'll stick my dirty penis in your bum if you don't take back the claims that I have a dirty penis >:(!
I'm just going by the information YOU shared.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 09:28 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I'm just going by the information YOU shared.
I said darker tone.
You said dirty.
I assume you think black people are dirty too?
Fucking racist!
At 9/12/07 09:52 PM, Nev wrote:At 9/12/07 09:28 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I'm just going by the information YOU shared.I said darker tone.
You said dirty.
Dirty dicks are a darker tone.
YOU said you're pale. What do black people have to do with this?
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
At 9/12/07 09:55 PM, Kurofelis wrote:
Dirty dicks are a darker tone.
YOU said you're pale. What do black people have to do with this?
ooooh snap :D
Nev is getting ambushed.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
Am I enabled to come here to describe my pen0r?
At 9/12/07 09:10 PM, Fatboy wrote:
You made me look up the term "hobo porn" and the BBS was the second result.
Were you intrigued? :P
AND SO WE COME BACK ROUND FULL CIRCLE
Indeed. So are you enlightened now or do you feel molested by the thought?
At 9/12/07 09:55 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Dirty dicks are a darker tone.
No dirty dicks are dirty.
Penis' are naturally a darker tone than your skin... or at least my pale skin anyway.
I wash my penis thoroughly and daily (unless I'm being lazy and not showering... ie, when I have no need to).
YOU said you're pale. What do black people have to do with this?
I raised an innocent point about skin tones.
Sam made a joke saying that it was dirty (which everyone seems to be taking a bit too seriously).
So by the joke Sam thinks that darker tone = dirty.
Black people have a darker skin tone... therefore it could be implied that Sammiepants thinks they are dirty as well.
Jesssssuuus.
At 9/12/07 10:05 PM, Nev wrote:
Black people have a darker skin tone... therefore it could be implied that Sammiepants thinks they are dirty as well.
No no darling, you have skewed the point. I never said Dark skin means dirty. When your skin has paches of dark tone, such as your penis, then its dirty :)
Its the range, not the tone.
Black people aren't dirty for being dark toned, but if their penis changes color then I might consider it.
And to be honest, no ones posts actually seems serious that your penis is dirty, CALM DOWN<3
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 10:09 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: No no darling, you have skewed the point. I never said Dark skin means dirty. When your skin has paches of dark tone, such as your penis, then its dirty :)
I haven't skewed the point at all.
You've just made it very confusing. Why couldn't you just accept the racist comeback :(. I'd <3 u.
At 9/12/07 10:44 PM, Nev wrote:
I haven't skewed the point at all.
You've just made it very confusing. Why couldn't you just accept the racist comeback :(. I'd <3 u.
I DON'T NEED YOUR DIRTY <3's
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 9/12/07 10:46 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I DON'T NEED YOUR DIRTY <3's
FINE I'll GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY SMELLY COCK!
At 9/12/07 11:00 PM, Nev wrote: FINE I'll GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY SMELLY COCK!
I'm here for you.
At 9/12/07 11:00 PM, Nev wrote: FINE I'll GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY SMELLY COCK!
Of course it's gonna be smelly since it's under your legs and it can get really sweaty, which leaves a bad smelling oder. :/
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At 9/12/07 11:49 PM, Seamonky wrote:At 9/12/07 11:00 PM, Nev wrote: FINE I'll GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY SMELLY COCK!Of course it's gonna be smelly since it's under your legs and it can get really sweaty, which leaves a bad smelling oder. :/
Thats why I use Febreeze.
*Cheesey salesman grin* :D
At 9/12/07 11:49 PM, Seamonky wrote: Of course it's gonna be smelly since it's under your legs and it can get really sweaty, which leaves a bad smelling oder. :/
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE YELLOW!
