At 8/20/13 03:50 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish for ice cream
Granted. The only food you are allowed to eat for the rest of your life is ice cream. You get diabetes and die after about a year.
I wish I played drums for the band Social Distortion.
At 8/20/13 03:56 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I played drums for the band Social Distortion.
Granted, the band breaks up in 2 weeks.
I wish I had a monster truck.
Inhale
At 8/20/13 03:58 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish I had a monster truck.
Granted, you buy a new truck and it looks nice. At night, however, it turns into a monster, breaks into your house and eats you.
I wish I had an xbox360 that worked properly.
At 8/20/13 04:00 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had an xbox360 that worked properly.
Granted, your siblings stuff cookies into the xbox.
I wish I had a gameboy.
Inhale
At 8/20/13 04:01 PM, HolidayJester wrote:At 8/20/13 04:00 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had an xbox360 that worked properly.Granted, your siblings stuff cookies into the xbox.
I wish I had a gameboy.
Granted, but It doesn't work
I wish I had a loli to fuck.
At 8/20/13 04:05 PM, kisame wrote: I wish I had a loli to fuck.
Granted, she is 58 years old. You then get herpes the night after.
I wish I owned a farm.
Inhale
At 8/20/13 04:06 PM, HolidayJester wrote:At 8/20/13 04:05 PM, kisame wrote: I wish I had a loli to fuck.Granted, she is 58 years old. You then get herpes the night after.
I wish I owned a farm.
this is the kinda farm you get
i wish for beter dna to make me strong fast and skills
At 8/20/13 04:19 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: i wish for beter dna to make me strong fast and skills
Granted, You use those skills at the gay stip club.
I wish for the perfect car.
Inhale
I wish I could succeed in life.
Granted by gaining a long life but you fail at every aspect of life . love, business,sports friendships ECT
I wish for fresh boobie milk
At 8/20/13 04:50 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for fresh boobie milk
Granted, there're from your grandma.
I wish for a cookie cake.
Inhale
At 8/20/13 04:55 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for roast chicken.
Granted, it comes to life and kicks you in the balls.
I wish for radioactive goo to make my turtles the ninja turtles.
Inhale
At 8/20/13 04:55 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for roast chicken.
Granted, but the chicken had rabies.
I wish I had the power to control time, pause, speed up, slowdown, and traveling.
I wish I had the power to control time, pause, speed up, slowdown, and traveling.
granted but you gain the powers by transforming into a portable dvd player
I wish to have my own nuclear arsenal
At 8/20/13 04:57 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish I had the power to control time, pause, speed up, slowdown, and traveling.
Granted, unfortantly when using your powers by zapping out of regular flow of time a myterious time monster appears and rapes, kills, rapes, and eats you in that order. No one could have predicted it.
I wish to be in extremely good shape so the girls would love me.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 8/20/13 05:52 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish to be in extremely good shape so the girls would love me.
Granted, however despite looking like a 6ft Chisled Douche you are not, women only love you for your looks and after years and years of denial, you realize that no woman ever truly loved you, as the one who did was pushed away by your crowd of groupies. You commit suicide at 26.
I wish that I could install Command and Conquer The First Decade onto my Windows 8 computer :/
At 8/20/13 05:52 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Granted, but you die from radiation poisoning.
I wish I posted the 2,000th reply to this thread. Oh look, I did! Good luck corrupting this wish!
Granted, but it was taken away from you
I wish be in great shape.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 8/20/13 05:59 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish be in great shape.
Ahem...
At 8/20/13 05:59 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: Ahem...
The posts are jumpy today....SORRY. :(
At 8/20/13 05:58 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish that I could install Command and Conquer The First Decade onto my Windows 8 computer :/
Granted, but in a strange turn of events your computer screens turns into a wormhole. Sucking you into the game. You weren't not very good at it...
I wish for awesome gun.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 8/20/13 06:07 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
I wish people wouldn't reply to a thread just a few seconds before I do.
Granted, you're now the only person to reply to a thread, ever.
At 8/20/13 06:09 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I am boss at C&C.
also you get salmonella.
...wtf?
At 8/20/13 06:13 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish that I was banging pippa middleton
Granted, but it's a cardboard cutout
I wish that I could be as cool as Tom Fulp
At 8/20/13 06:30 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote:
I wish that I could be as cool as Tom Fulp
Granted. You freeze tom death. No mortal was meant to be that cool.
I wish for me and all my Newgrounds friends to get front row seats at a Proclaimers concert.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 8/20/13 06:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for me and all my Newgrounds friends to get front row seats at a Proclaimers concert.
Granted, but you are held up in traffic.
I wish for a two way ticket to the moon.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 8/20/13 07:40 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish for a two way ticket to the moon.
Granted. Your seat is right new to the first crying baby in space!
I wish for a semi automatic crossbow.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 8/20/13 09:35 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Granted, but the arrows come right back at you and kill you.
I wish I was a forum mod.
Granted. You are a forum mod for .5 seconds.
I wish the Newgrounds user VinnyXY would become rich.
At 8/20/13 09:45 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for happiness.
Granted, later you're really sad.
I wish for sex
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 8/20/13 09:55 PM, Tankdown wrote:At 8/20/13 09:45 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for happiness.Granted, later you're really sad.
I wish for sex
Granted, you have sex with your grandma.
I wish someone had corrupted my wish 2 pages ago.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
I wish I could own the skull in my user icon.
Granted but the xray machine lands on your head killing you instantly so you never get to see the icon
At 8/21/13 12:40 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:Granted but the xray machine lands on your head killing you instantly so you never get to see the icon
I wish I could own the skull in my user icon.
I wish someone would remind me to remember to wish
