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At 7/11/14 04:11 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish to become the T-1000 Terminator.

Granted, you are the one in Terminator II and those exact events go down.

I wish I had a green, a blue, an orange, a yellow, a red, an indigo, a pink, a black, and a white lantern ring, and the power to wear and control them all at the same time.

At 7/11/14 05:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for every white guy who has sung reggae and is not Sting to explode.

Granted...even if it was just a passing mimic of a verse, or just singin' "We're Jammin'" (That's two words), every white guy who has ever sang a SINGLE WORD of reggae explode. They VIOLENTLY explode...I'm talking about a bunker buster explosion, dude...I mean, shit...this is like, entire streets reduced to rubble, ash and fire... fuck. All at once man. The carnage... the loss of life...oh my god. Fuck.

At 7/11/14 05:41 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish I had a green, a blue, an orange, a yellow, a red, an indigo, a pink, a black, and a white lantern ring, and the power to wear and control them all at the same time.

Granted. They all merge together and you become the Rainbow Lantern. You're the gayest omnipotent thing around, and your weakness are Croc shoes, tacky interior design choices, clashing colors, and conservative extremists. As an added bonus, the combined engines of each lantern ring put a significant drain on its power sources...so you have to recharge almost four times a day just to do basic power abilities like flight or kinesis... Its like running on a constant, max-output supercharger at all times, just BLEEDING fuel at a rapid rate...this necessitates carrying your unwieldy oversized Rainbow Lantern around with you...and if it gets damaged, the only way to replace it is to merge one of each kind of Power Ring all over again...a difficult task to do, since the merge of the Rainbow Ring cannot be undone...once that Lantern is Kaput, the Combined Rings don't disassemble into their respective origin rings...you are left with a broken relic...a FABULOUS relic.

I wish to become a Green Lantern of the Green Lantern Corp.

At 7/11/14 06:24 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish to become a Green Lantern of the Green Lantern Corp.

Granted, but you get trapped in a room painted all yellow and never escape.

I wish that I were a character in Super Smash Bros for Wii U / 3DS.

At 7/11/14 06:37 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish that I were a character in Super Smash Bros for Wii U / 3DS.

Granted. You buy the brand new SSB, and the only character you can ever play is a Mii. Every other character causes the game to crash. $60-$80 well spent.

I wish I became Lobo, the space bounty hunter.

At 7/11/14 06:40 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I became Lobo, the space bounty hunter.

Granted, but Darkseid comes and defeats you easily.

I wish I was the Flash.

At 7/11/14 06:51 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish I was the Flash.

Granted. You got arrested for flashing in public.

I wish I was Ultron.

At 7/11/14 07:03 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish I was Ultron.

Granted, but you get defeated by the Avengers in The Avengers: Age of Ultron, and have to suffer whatever the punishment it is you'll get.

I wish I was a character in Adventure Time and would be Finn and Jake's good friend.

At 7/11/14 07:25 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish I was a character in Adventure Time and would be Finn and Jake's good friend.

Granted, but you get involved in a love square between you, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, and Flame Princess.

I wish everything was free.

At 7/11/14 07:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish everything was free.

Granted. This includes formerly incarcerated genocidal maniacs and all the materials they need. You're why the Adventure Time future happens.

I wish I was a dragon who had a tardis.

At 7/11/14 07:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish I was a dragon who had a tardis.

Granted, but as a dragon you can't use the tardis.

I wish I was a dragontamer.

At 7/12/14 09:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/11/14 07:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish I was a dragon who had a tardis.

Granted, but as a dragon you can't use the tardis.

I wish I was a dragontamer.

Granted, but you are a very bad one, and get killed on your first try.

I wish I could make popular Flash submissions on Newgrounds

At 7/12/14 10:55 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: I wish I could make popular Flash submissions on Newgrounds

Granted, but they are stolen and put on Ebaum's World.

I wish Newgrounds went well.

At 7/12/14 11:00 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Newgrounds went well.

Granted. The website formally shuts down its website with a finale of a beautiful presentation, masterfully crafted by its staff, the legends that got their start here, and includes a highlights of all of its moments, with a respectful epilogue for all of the users who had passed away. Ending on a message of hope and inspiration to all, before its servers quietly, gently, shut off. It went well.

I wish I had awesome leather gauntlets.

At 7/12/14 02:42 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I had awesome leather gauntlets.

Granted, but your hands get cut off, so you can't use them.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

At 7/12/14 03:10 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish I had a lightsaber.

Granted. You drop it and it burrows down to the center of the earth, China Syndrome, lost forever.

I wish I had my very own Gundam.

At 7/12/14 07:36 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I had my very own Gundam.

Granted. You aren't deathsythe, or heavy arms, or that one who'stechnically the leader so that's kind of cool

I wish for very valuable historic swords from all around the world that I own legally.

At 7/12/14 09:11 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish for very valuable historic swords from all around the world that I own legally.

Granted, but you fricking break all of them and can't find and ducttape. You're screwed.

I wish for Shrek to visit me tonight.

At 7/12/14 09:13 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
I wish for Shrek to visit me tonight.

Granted. I'm wearing a Shrek costume.

I wish that all diseases were eradicated.

At 7/12/14 09:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 7/12/14 09:13 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
I wish for Shrek to visit me tonight.

Granted. I'm wearing a Shrek costume.

I wish that all diseases were eradicated.

Granted, you're the last one to die of cancer.

I wish for your Shrek costume.

At 7/13/14 10:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for your Shrek costume.

Granted. It's full of fleas.

I wish you had a pirate ship.

At 7/13/14 10:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 7/13/14 10:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for your Shrek costume.

Granted. It's full of fleas.

I wish you had a pirate ship.

Granted, and you are keelhauled.

I wish I was a Viking.

At 7/13/14 10:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I was a Viking.

Granted, and you're Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon.

I wish I commanded the Death Star.

At 7/13/14 01:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 7/13/14 10:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I was a Viking.

Granted, and you're Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon.

I wish I commanded the Death Star.

Granted, but the Death Star gets blown up.

I wish for my own indestructible Death Star.

At 7/13/14 01:27 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for my own indestructible Death Star.

Granted, but you can't control it and it destroys Earth.

I wish I had a perfect bike.

At 7/13/14 02:54 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 7/13/14 01:27 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for my own indestructible Death Star.

Granted, but you can't control it and it destroys Earth.

I wish I had a perfect bike.

Granted. It's the Evel Knievel motorcycle.

I wish monster trucks were literally monsters.

I wish monster trucks were literally monsters.

Granted, but you can't drive them and they now terrorize the Earth. Smooth move asshole.

I wish that monsters didn't exist.

At 7/14/14 02:53 AM, brokenbones117 wrote: I wish that monsters didn't exist.

Granted, but man is the worst monster of all, as such humanity is now extinct.

At 7/14/14 05:49 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/14/14 02:53 AM, brokenbones117 wrote: I wish that monsters didn't exist.

Granted, but man is the worst monster of all, as such humanity is now extinct.

I wish you'd made a wish. God damn it.

At 7/14/14 09:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/14 05:49 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/14/14 02:53 AM, brokenbones117 wrote: I wish that monsters didn't exist.

Granted, but man is the worst monster of all, as such humanity is now extinct.

I wish you'd made a wish. God damn it.

Granted, but my wish was to be the final post in this thread.

At 7/14/14 10:57 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/14/14 09:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/14 05:49 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/14/14 02:53 AM, brokenbones117 wrote: I wish that monsters didn't exist.

Granted, but man is the worst monster of all, as such humanity is now extinct.

I wish you'd made a wish. God damn it.

Granted, but my wish was to be the final post in this thread.

Granted, but now you're on my hit list. And you don't want to be on my hit list.

I wish for this guy to make his own final post.