At 10/30/14 11:54 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 10/30/14 11:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/30/14 11:47 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish i had a 20 inch rock hard cock thats mine not someone elses

Granted, you now have a 20 inch tall stone statue of a rooster in your garden, and it is all yours.

I wish "cock" didn't have two meanings.

granted it now has 6

i wish i had a 20 inch rock hard penis

Granted, but no woman wants to fuck you because you're still ugly.

I wish you'd at least appreciated my cock joke.

At 10/30/14 11:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

i wish i had a 20 inch rock hard penis

Granted, but no woman wants to fuck you because you're still ugly.

I wish you'd at least appreciated my cock joke.

granted but you cant remember it.

i wish every hot girl loved fucking my 20 inch rock hard dick

At 10/30/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish every hot girl loved fucking my 20 inch rock hard dick

Granted, you end up killing them all with it.

I wish you'd shut up about dicks.

At 10/30/14 12:04 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/30/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish every hot girl loved fucking my 20 inch rock hard dick

Granted, you end up killing them all with it.

I wish you'd shut up about dicks.

granted i will now talk about vaginas
i wish i had a girl friend with a tight vagina

At 10/30/14 04:31 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish everyone on the forums had a custom avatar.

Granted, but the avatars have very limited customizable function and look the same after a while.

I wish that the person below had dicks for fingers and toes, as well as a dick for a nose.

At 10/30/14 06:27 PM, SentForMe wrote:

I wish the creator of this thread @Mike1231 would make another post in this thread. Seriously, all he did was create this thread and never made another post in it. He actually hasn't made a single post in almost a year.

Granted. He spams this thread with pictures of his mangina.

I wish I hadn't buttfucked my roommates mom.

At 10/30/14 06:49 PM, SentForMe wrote: I wish could store stuff in alternate dimensions and thus have a fairly small house, but still be able to have all the stuff I want in easy reach.

...Sounds like you want a dresser from Animal Crossing. Seriously, you can fit more stuff in there than in most of your house.

Granted, but the portal to the alternate dimension closes never to be reopened for thousands of years, and all of your stuff is lost. Hope you can afford the replacements!

I wish I could make good art.

At 10/30/14 08:15 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish I could make good art.

Granted. You have outdone all of the masters of art, and now everyone feels jealous of you as a result.

I wish that I was the most wanted person on Earth.

At 10/30/14 11:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that I was the most wanted person on Earth.

Granted, you're wanted for murder, and everyone wants to turn you in to prison for your life sentence.

I wish that Douglas Adams was still alive and well.

At 10/30/14 11:19 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 10/30/14 11:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that I was the most wanted person on Earth.

Granted, you're wanted for murder, and everyone wants to turn you in to prison for your life sentence.

I wish that Douglas Adams was still alive and well.

Granted, but he dies from an assassin's bullet instead, resulting in a manhunt, with people spreading conspiracy theories about his death.

I wish that John Jonah Jameson had the superpowers of his choice.

At 10/30/14 11:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that John Jonah Jameson had the superpowers of his choice.

Granted. Not only is there a comic that barely anybody read where Spiderman's boss gets superpowers, but a real man in Kentucky that goes by the same name is having an argument with his wife. The crotchety old-timer is a hoarder, and fed up with the constant mess in his Kentucky home, he shouts "I wish I could just burn this whole shit-hole down and start over!!!"

His wife escapes but John J. Jameson dies in the ensuing flames. The event is an enigmatic footnote to his small Kentucky home-town's daily newspaper.

I wish that everyone in my family and all of my friends had no more debt to pay.

At 10/31/14 03:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish that everyone in my family and all of my friends had no more debt to pay.

Granted, you pay all of their debt.

I wish OWS had been successful.

At 10/31/14 03:56 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 10/30/14 11:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that everyone in my family and all of my friends had no more debt to pay.

granted but for each debt forgiven you must give up a body part

i wish i was a millionare

At 10/31/14 10:42 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish i was a millionare

Granted, in some unstable currency, you are a millionaire.

I still wish OWS had been successful.

At 10/31/14 12:08 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/31/14 10:42 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish i was a millionare

Granted, in some unstable currency, you are a millionaire.

I still wish OWS had been successful.

granted but only for a single day
i wish you were dead

At 10/31/14 12:10 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish you were dead

Granted, I become a ghost and haunt you forever.

I actually wish for this.

At 10/31/14 12:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/31/14 12:10 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish you were dead

Granted, I become a ghost and haunt you forever.

I actually wish for this.

granted but you can never leave my house and are forced to witness all my sexual encounters

i wish i was dead

At 10/31/14 12:25 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 10/31/14 12:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/31/14 12:10 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wish you were dead

Granted, I become a ghost and haunt you forever.

I actually wish for this.

granted but you can never leave my house and are forced to witness all my sexual encounters

i wish i was dead

Granted, but you are now a zombified vampire slayer.

I wish that popcorn molested people.

At 10/31/14 07:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that popcorn molested people.

Granted. Did you know all the fallen participants of the user icon battle have a grudge on you?

I wish for some popcorn that won't molest me.

At 11/2/14 08:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/31/14 07:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that popcorn molested people.

Granted. Did you know all the fallen participants of the user icon battle have a grudge on you?

I wish for some popcorn that won't molest me.

granted, however someone jerked off in the popcorn anyways.

I wish the media was honest

At 11/2/14 10:31 AM, thespazicat wrote: I wish the media was honest

Granted, all media are shut down.

I wish the caps lock key didn't exist.

At 11/2/14 10:32 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/2/14 10:31 AM, thespazicat wrote: I wish the media was honest

Granted, all media are shut down.

I wish the caps lock key didn't exist.

Granted, but now keyboards don't exist either.

I wish that the user below corrupted their own wish.

At 11/2/14 12:40 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the user below corrupted their own wish.

Granted.

I wish to die a horrible death.

At 11/2/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to die a horrible death.

Granted, but instead of a horrible death, you die a happy one instead,

I wish I could meet Tom Fulp in person

At 11/2/14 01:23 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 11/2/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to die a horrible death.

Granted, but instead of a horrible death, you die a happy one instead,

I wish I could meet Tom Fulp in person

Granted, but you meet him 100 years in the future.

I wish that I was an indestructible giant robot that is loaded with all sorts of built-in weapons, and that the user below can pilot/control me.

I wish that I was an indestructible giant robot that is loaded with all sorts of built-in weapons, and that the user below can pilot/control me.

Granted I use you to bang robo sluts

I wish I could watch porn during no fap November

At 11/2/14 03:14 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

I wish that I was an indestructible giant robot that is loaded with all sorts of built-in weapons, and that the user below can pilot/control me.

Granted I use you to bang robo sluts

I wish I could watch porn during no fap November

Granted, but it's octogenarian porn.

I wish the user below was a trillionaire.

At 11/2/14 04:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish the user below was a trillionaire.

Granted. I use the money to blow up Canada. Just Canada.
You somehow get blamed for it, though.

I wish the user above was dirt poor.

At 11/2/14 06:32 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 11/2/14 04:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish the user below was a trillionaire.

Granted. I use the money to blow up Canada. Just Canada.
You somehow get blamed for it, though.

I wish the user above was dirt poor.

Granted. You die penniless.

I wish that the user below was suddenly an evil mastermind and is skilled at everything.

Granted I use my skills to convince you to be my bdsm sex slave and destroy you asshole and dick
I wish I could cum fire when I want to and cum normal when I want to