At 9/12/13 03:12 PM, Steveurkel wrote: I wish I had Ron Jeremy's cock
Granted. The police break down your door in the middle of the night and arrest you, under the charges of castrating Ron Jeremy. You swear you didn't do it, but they search your room and find that you do, indeed, have Ron Jeremy's cock.
You are sentenced to death.
I wish I was stronger.