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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 16:43:57 Reply

I wish I could milk spaghetti out of my nipples whenever I wanted.

Granted, But it is soured
I wish I was A supercomputer.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 17:25:51 Reply

At 6/1/13 04:43 PM, dt2311 wrote:
I wish I could milk spaghetti out of my nipples whenever I wanted.
Granted, But it is soured
I wish I was A supercomputer.

Granted, but you are trapped in the inanimate husk of a 1950's era, paper-fed, bulb-filled super computer. You are a subject of amazement in museums when children remark upon your size-to-processing ability ratio.

I wish I could transform.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 18:55:20 Reply

At 6/1/13 05:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 6/1/13 04:43 PM, dt2311 wrote:
I wish I could milk spaghetti out of my nipples whenever I wanted.
Granted, But it is soured
I wish I was A supercomputer.
Granted, but you are trapped in the inanimate husk of a 1950's era, paper-fed, bulb-filled super computer. You are a subject of amazement in museums when children remark upon your size-to-processing ability ratio.

I wish I could transform.

Granted but every transformation fails.
I wish for more pancakes than the rest of BBS.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 19:00:43 Reply

At 6/1/13 06:55 PM, ragnkinson wrote: Granted but every transformation fails.
I wish for more pancakes than the rest of BBS.

Granted, but I could only give you images of pancakes, since the BBS isn't something IRL.

I wish for a giant, rainbow-colored lizard that can fly and will never kill me.

Corrupt a wish!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 19:01:31 Reply

At 6/1/13 06:55 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

I wish for more pancakes than the rest of BBS.

Granted but YOU'RE the ingredient sweet heart!!

I wish for the user below to love me! <3


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 20:21:26 Reply

At 6/1/13 07:00 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish for a giant, rainbow-colored lizard that can fly and will never kill me.

Granted. She can even speak, and she loves you! You two fly among the clouds and your relationships bond closer and closer each day as you spend all of your time together...She never kills you....but the advanced malaria you contract from her lizard kisses does do you in...if its any consolation, it was the most wonderful week in your entire life.

At 6/1/13 07:01 PM, badfurrykitty wrote:
I wish for the user below to love me! <3

I do. I love you a little too much...no one else will be as good for you as I will...I must keep you all to myself. A lock of your hair simply won't do...I want to pickle your head into a jar, so I can preserve your beauty for an eternity... my ears do not deserve your words...my skin cannot handle your touch...only your beauty is mine to behold, and no one elses...

...I find you... I never want anyone to harm you...so for a blink of pain, I save you from a life of torment... Only I would've done it properly. It's better this way. It's better this way.

You're mine. It's better this way.

You gaze upon me from my shelf. It's better this way.

Welcome home.

...

I wish I had a soda.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 22:41:54 Reply

At 6/1/13 08:21 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I had a soda.

Granted, but it is Shit flavored soda with the HIV virus preserved in it.

I wish to have the power to make any of my desires to come true in exactly the outcome I picture it with no negative consequence for doing so whatsoever occurring, and for said power to be limited only to me and transferable only by me with no consequences whatsoever.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 23:06:41 Reply

At 6/1/13 10:41 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
At 6/1/13 08:21 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I had a soda.
Granted, but it is Shit flavored soda with the HIV virus preserved in it.

I wish to have the power to make any of my desires to come true in exactly the outcome I picture it with no negative consequence for doing so whatsoever occurring, and for said power to be limited only to me and transferable only by me with no consequences whatsoever.

Granted, but before you got your wish, someone stabs you in the head. While you live through the assault, he causes you to forget everything in the span of 5 seconds.

I wish that FPS mega man game wasn't cancelled, it comes on all consoles, and it be considered the best game ever

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 23:11:26 Reply

At 6/1/13 10:41 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
I wish to have the power to make any of my desires to come true in exactly the outcome I picture it with no negative consequence for doing so whatsoever occurring, and for said power to be limited only to me and transferable only by me with no consequences whatsoever.

Granted. As you live your life of splendor with unabashed power, you form enemies driven by envy. You were overwhelmed by the ability of clairvoyance, so you shelved it to give your mind some peace...you never heard the shot that ended your mortal, foolish life of loophole weaving.

You get what you resist.

I wish Dimebag Darrell never got killed so he was still alive today.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-01 23:13:40 Reply

At 6/1/13 08:21 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish that FPS mega man game wasn't cancelled, it comes on all consoles, and it be considered the best game ever

Granted, but right when you were about to play it, you get electrocuted to death by the console when you turn it on in a freak accident.

I wish that I inherited Bill Gates money (the money he has now, while he is alive) and that no one in the world (except Gates) knows about it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 09:01:33 Reply

At 6/1/13 11:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish Dimebag Darrell never got killed so he was still alive today.

Granted, now he kills you.

At 6/1/13 11:13 PM, Revo357912 wrote: I wish that I inherited Bill Gates money (the money he has now, while he is alive) and that no one in the world (except Gates) knows about it.

Granted, but you are run over by a bus.

I wish for better weather. (Seriously, it's June, and it's raining nonstop and it's damn cold. WTF?!)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 09:54:05 Reply

Yo Revo. Every time you say "and" that means its another wish. That is the ultimate corruption to wishes is asking for multiple things within one wish, so if a genie says you have three wishes, you throw an "and" in there, and now you have one.

From now on, if I see you tacking "and" at the end of your wish, I'll just acknowledge the first half of it.

At 6/2/13 09:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for better weather. (Seriously, it's June, and it's raining nonstop and it's damn cold. WTF?!)

Granted. The weather is perfect for everything and everyone. To combat the possibility of a shift in seasons to alter this perfect weather, however, the world is trapped in Groundhog Day for eternity. The killed in the day are reset at each new beginning. Nothing ever ages beyond this day. The memory of each recurring day passes over to the next...yet, the day never changes.

This wears thin on the world's collective sanity for eons of immeasurable time. Chaos and dissent become common-place as the world becomes accustomed to death, carnage and dissent on a regular basis. The weather, impeccable. Infallable. The people in it, twisted with every passing simulated week. Perhaps one day, everyone can agree onto living peacefully in this limbo of reality...but as each day passes, one can only wonder if that day should ever come.

I wish I had an operational, life-size, perpetually self-sufficient Gundam.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 10:10:17 Reply

At 6/2/13 09:54 AM, Phobotech wrote: Yo Revo. Every time you say "and" that means its another wish. That is the ultimate corruption to wishes is asking for multiple things within one wish, so if a genie says you have three wishes, you throw an "and" in there, and now you have one.

I was just explaining, goddamnit.

I wish I had an operational, life-size, perpetually self-sufficient Gundam.

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish to pass my 2nd-to-last school test tomorrow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 10:25:27 Reply

At 6/2/13 09:54 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had an operational, life-size, perpetually self-sufficient Gundam.

I don't know what a Gundam is so it explodes after you have it for a day.

I wish summer wasn't too hot.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 10:28:26 Reply

At 6/2/13 10:25 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 6/2/13 09:54 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had an operational, life-size, perpetually self-sufficient Gundam.
I don't know what a Gundam is so it explodes after you have it for a day.

I wish summer wasn't too hot.

Granted, you travel to where I live; it feels almost like winter although it's supposed to be summer.

I still wish to pass that test tomorrow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 10:47:52 Reply

At 6/2/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I still wish to pass that test tomorrow.

You pass it, but you get recognition in an area you didn't want, like being a store clerk or collecting animal feces.

You get your own two story house.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 11:04:45 Reply

At 6/2/13 10:47 AM, Ericho wrote: You get your own two story house.

I would wish that you had made a wish for me to corrupt, but fuck it you're on your own.

I wish I could play the drums really well.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 12:22:47 Reply

At 6/2/13 11:04 AM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I could play the drums really well.

Granted. You blast the fuck out of your drums every day, much to everyone else's amazement. This tolls a heavy price on your hearing to the point where you're legally deaf from all of the unbuffered percussion, but you still play drums really well, focusing on the proper vibrations to the rhythm.

You're wanted by a local band. You agree to perform with them! But you are literally the only good part of the entire group, yet you're too deaf to tell. You and your talents fade into obscurity.

I wish I was the President of the United States of America.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 12:36:06 Reply

At 6/2/13 12:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I was the President of the United States of America.

Granted. Now the entire world hates you. Happy?

I wish the US would still let me in.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 13:12:39 Reply

At 6/2/13 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/2/13 12:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I was the President of the United States of America.
Granted. Now the entire world hates you. Happy?

I wish the US would still let me in.

Wish granted, but you are a slave.

I wish no one's wishes will come true.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 13:23:34 Reply

At 6/2/13 01:12 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
At 6/2/13 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/2/13 12:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I was the President of the United States of America.
Granted. Now the entire world hates you. Happy?

I wish the US would still let me in.
Wish granted, but you are a slave.

I wish no one's wishes will come true.

Granted, but yours don't come true either, including this one, so... sh**.

I wish I wasn't so god damn tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 16:46:50 Reply

At 6/2/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I wasn't so god damn tired.

Granted, but now your never tired and therefore can never sleep and end up going crazy from the inability to sleep and rest.

I wish nothing bad (defined as something negative, dangerous, ill-fated, or otherwise known as something which I would consider as something that I would not want happening) will ever happen to me ever.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-02 17:26:16 Reply

At 6/2/13 04:46 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
At 6/2/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I wasn't so god damn tired.
Granted, but now your never tired and therefore can never sleep and end up going crazy from the inability to sleep and rest.

I wish nothing bad (defined as something negative, dangerous, ill-fated, or otherwise known as something which I would consider as something that I would not want happening) will ever happen to me ever.

Wish granted, but something bad will now happen to everyone you know or love. They will die.

I wish I was a forum mod so I can go on a banning spree.


Just chillin' like always.

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At 6/2/13 05:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
I wish I was a forum mod so I can go on a banning spree.

Wish granted, but any forum you become a mod in crashes as soon as you log in.

I wish I had a 1000 "non-corruptible" wishes.


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At 6/2/13 05:28 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
I wish I had a 1000 "non-corruptible" wishes.

Granted. You cannot get more wishes by wishing for them, you cannot get the same wish twice, and your 1000th wish will be your last. Not really corrupted, so much as limited.

I wish that I could never experience exhaustion or any health-related ailment by thinking too hard.


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At 6/2/13 06:10 PM, D-Nightmare wrote: I wish that I could never experience exhaustion or any health-related ailment by thinking too hard.

Granted. You are hit by a car and slam your head on the ground. You become braindead and lose the ability to think. All exhaustion and health-related ailments due to over thinking are now beyond you.

I wish I had a nice black trench coat.


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At 6/2/13 06:58 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I had a nice black trench coat.

Granted, but it get's stained with white, oil based paint.

I wish for a fish that was bluish in a dish that was tish that I could squish and swish with much boorish anguish.


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At 6/2/13 07:06 PM, Revo357912 wrote: I wish for a fish that was bluish in a dish that was tish that I could squish and swish with much boorish anguish.

Granted. Five seconds after receiving this, however, you are stabbed and killed, so you don't have time to do whatever the hell it was you were planning to do with this.

I wish I had more orange soda.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-03 10:12:20 Reply

At 6/3/13 10:03 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had more orange soda.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish to understand what Revo just said.


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At 6/3/13 10:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to understand what Revo just said.

Granted. You no longer gain any joy from the world.

I wish I could solve mathematical problems almost instantaneously.


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