Yo Revo. Every time you say "and" that means its another wish. That is the ultimate corruption to wishes is asking for multiple things within one wish, so if a genie says you have three wishes, you throw an "and" in there, and now you have one.
From now on, if I see you tacking "and" at the end of your wish, I'll just acknowledge the first half of it.
At 6/2/13 09:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for better weather. (Seriously, it's June, and it's raining nonstop and it's damn cold. WTF?!)
Granted. The weather is perfect for everything and everyone. To combat the possibility of a shift in seasons to alter this perfect weather, however, the world is trapped in Groundhog Day for eternity. The killed in the day are reset at each new beginning. Nothing ever ages beyond this day. The memory of each recurring day passes over to the next...yet, the day never changes.
This wears thin on the world's collective sanity for eons of immeasurable time. Chaos and dissent become common-place as the world becomes accustomed to death, carnage and dissent on a regular basis. The weather, impeccable. Infallable. The people in it, twisted with every passing simulated week. Perhaps one day, everyone can agree onto living peacefully in this limbo of reality...but as each day passes, one can only wonder if that day should ever come.
I wish I had an operational, life-size, perpetually self-sufficient Gundam.