Hey I have this friend named Liam, and some of the things he does bothers me. He brags a lot about his gaming skills, and how is so much better and smarter than me (which is not true), he's scared of everything, his jokes are bland, he is fucking tedious sometimes, and he just simply loves to annoy the fuck out of me. How do I get rid of him? He keeps on calling my phone, calling me on steam, and typing nonstop messages on facebook, steam, etc... I would just simply block him, but that's a little harsh. How can I get rid of im?

At 8/13/12 08:41 PM, MotokoFan wrote: Hey I have this friend named Liam, and some of the things he does bothers me.

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Doesn't sound like you are his friend.

Sounds more like an acquaintence....maybe you shopuld look the definitions of both up to hwlp you figure out what they are !

You just gotta find his secret dirty place and put it in. Ya know? Put it in.

At 8/13/12 08:41 PM, MotokoFan wrote: Hey I have this friend named Liam, and some of the things he does bothers me. He brags a lot about his gaming skills, and how is so much better and smarter than me (which is not true), he's scared of everything, his jokes are bland, he is fucking tedious sometimes, and he just simply loves to annoy the fuck out of me. How do I get rid of him? He keeps on calling my phone, calling me on steam, and typing nonstop messages on facebook, steam, etc... I would just simply block him, but that's a little harsh. How can I get rid of im?

1. Get a weapon and eliminate the problem.
2. Call the the principal or whatever to report him.
3. Call the police.
4. Call his parents.
5. Block him.

Just tell him to fuck off.

Don't reply/answer anything he sends or change up your hang out spots or tell him to fuck off.

How can you even call someone like that your friend?

Just block him and pretend he doesn't exist.

Uh, you're a piece of shit! become a teenage suicide statistic motherfucker

Tell him you have feelings for him, that you've been in love with him for years. It works every time.

Unless he happens to feel that way about you, in which case I have no suggestions.

At 8/13/12 08:52 PM, e-lord wrote: why do you associate with yourself in the first place?

if you want him gone grow a pair and tell him to go away

I did once, but then he just started cursing me out and offended me like a retard, but then came back.

At 8/13/12 08:52 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Tell him you have feelings for him, that you've been in love with him for years. It works every time.

I like the notion that you have done this to several people specifically to alienate them.

Simply ignore them? I guess its not always as easy as it has been for my past friends.

At 8/13/12 08:59 PM, e-lord wrote:

At 8/13/12 08:54 PM, MotokoFan wrote:

At 8/13/12 08:52 PM, e-lord wrote: why do you associate with yourself in the first place?

if you want him gone grow a pair and tell him to go away

I did once, but then he just started cursing me out and offended me like a retard, but then came back.

came back? came back where?

high school?

No, he just kept talking to me again, in person, and online chat. And I don't have the balls to to tell him to fuck off.

At 8/13/12 08:45 PM, steph2568 wrote: Just tell him to fuck off.

Really.

If that's a bit too extreme for you, then just ignore him. Don't take any of his calls or respond to any of his messages. He'll get the point sooner or later.

Release your inner BEAST known as APATHY!

That will solve the problem, mostly.

At 8/13/12 08:41 PM, MotokoFan wrote: Hey I have this friend named Liam, and some of the things he does bothers me. He brags a lot about his gaming skills, and how is so much better and smarter than me (which is not true), he's scared of everything, his jokes are bland, he is fucking tedious sometimes, and he just simply loves to annoy the fuck out of me. How do I get rid of him? He keeps on calling my phone, calling me on steam, and typing nonstop messages on facebook, steam, etc... I would just simply block him, but that's a little harsh. How can I get rid of im?

he's not a friend if he does what you say he does, now is he?

just ignore him and/or block him on facebook. it's not harsh considering what he is doing to you

At 8/13/12 08:56 PM, Buoy wrote:

At 8/13/12 08:52 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Tell him you have feelings for him, that you've been in love with him for years. It works every time.

I like the notion that you have done this to several people specifically to alienate them.

Oh I've set the record quite certainly. They call me ladykiller because I kill their hearts.

But in all seriously, nope. I just do it accidentally with my feelings. Me + hand 4ever xoxo

Let him know how you feel first and that he is getting on your nerves. Then if he persists, block him. I like that you are nice enough not to block him straight away (I would) but with the details you provided I think the best thing to do would be ignoring him. Really you don't even have to do anything but not respond to his rants.

NmW

Track his IP and murder him.

Record him being a prick and take it to his parents. Then get to know his parents better and stay friends with him, and you can be a secondary father to him.

Shit on his chest!

Tell your friend he is being irritating. Why sugar coat things?

Just be front. Say, "hey, I'm tired of you being a complete douche and to be honest; I'm tired of pretending to be your friend. So, I'm going to make this quick: Fuck off."

Then put him on ignore on everything you have him added on. People come and go, learn to let go and forget.

Grab his cock

you can punch me, I deserve it

At 8/13/12 08:41 PM, MotokoFan wrote: he just simply loves to annoy the fuck out of me.

He only does that because he really likes you.

At 8/13/12 08:41 PM, MotokoFan wrote: Hey I have this friend named Liam

Hah, no way!

Anyway, you just gotta confront the guy and tell him to back off

Just ignore him. Everytime he calls, just ignore it and send him a message along the lines of, "Sorry, I'm busy."

For Facebook, you can appear offline to certain friends. You can just use the same line, "Sorry dude, I've been real busy."

I have a certainly grace period I give to people where I give them a chance. If they're annoying or have attributes I hate, I slowly start keeping my distance. If that doesn't work, I start acting like a cunt to them. But if they're online, it's easy peasy to ignore them.

In my opinion, if this kid isn't in certain social circles you frequent or basically you don't or aren't going to see him around, then I'd just block him.

'stop being a dickhead' usually works