I just came up with this one:
What did the cop say to the baker? Aha! I caught you bread handed!
Can I have the award for worst joke ever?
Give me your worst joke.
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At 4/20/12 05:08 PM, MushookieMan wrote: I just came up with this one:
What did the cop say to the baker? Aha! I caught you bread handed!
Can I have the award for worst joke ever?
No:
Why did Darth Vader cross the Road? To get to the Dark side.
I get the award.
At 4/20/12 05:28 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Women's rights.
Oh ho! Well done, good sir!
Alright, I got one: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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At 4/20/12 05:08 PM, MushookieMan wrote: I just came up with this one:
What did the cop say to the baker? Aha! I caught you bread handed!
Can I have the award for worst joke ever?
The house said to the apartment building after it collapsed:
Cool stories bro. Build them again.
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I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.
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At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.
I was gonna be a doctor, but i didnt have the patients
At 4/20/12 08:27 PM, chupacabras89 wrote: Why didn't Scootaloo cross the road? because she's a chicken.
I laughed at this one.
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If a ginger works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he was dead
At 4/20/12 08:37 PM, Lionelion wrote:At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.I was gonna be a doctor, but i didnt have the patience
Fixed.
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At 4/20/12 10:21 PM, Gimmick wrote:At 4/20/12 08:37 PM, Lionelion wrote:Fixed.At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.I was gonna be a doctor, but i didnt have the patience
hahaha
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At 4/20/12 05:08 PM, MushookieMan wrote: I just came up with this one:
What did the cop say to the baker? Aha! I caught you bread handed!
Can I have the award for worst joke ever?
What was the knight that liked steak's name? WAIT FOR IT -
Sir Loin
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At 4/20/12 11:46 PM, MoonCraft wrote: YOU'RE WIENER!
*YOUR
I'm fucking retarded. Looks like I'm the joke.
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Why did the doctor get mad?
He lost all his PATIENTS!
AHAHAHAHA... Yes.
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lol whaddya call a bunch of failed abortions????
answer:
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At 4/20/12 10:21 PM, Gimmick wrote:At 4/20/12 08:37 PM, Lionelion wrote:Fixed.At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.I was gonna be a doctor, but i didnt have the patience
no, see, thats the pun, patients, cuz you know, doctors treat patients, but you cant do it if you dont have patience, and patience is pronounced exactly the same as patients....
ugh, its no longer funny if you have to explain it
why did the penis cross the road?
to get to the other vagina
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Tree farty.
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At 4/21/12 12:23 AM, psychopathy wrote: lol whaddya call a bunch of failed abortions????
answer:
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