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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-07-08 12:57:16 Reply

I would tell you all a pedophile joke, but it's childish.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-07-08 13:03:27 Reply

You could just look at the back of a Penguin bar, you know, they have shit jokes on every one of their bars.

I think the manufacturers of those chocolate bars tried to find a joke based around their product, then went "fuck it, chocolate is enough to make someone happy", but removing the jokes would've cost them money or something.

Whatever bet Penguin lost to get absolutely retarded things printed on their product- I dunno, but I can't think of any other reason why a multi-billion dollar industry couldn't get better jokes.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 01:46:02 Reply

I would have made a gay joke, but fuck it...


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 03:38:19 Reply

At 4/20/12 07:15 PM, RightWingGamer wrote:
At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I took an arrow in the knee.
I am so, so, very, very sorry.

AHAHAHAHA! Pissed muself.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 05:38:51 Reply

Tarzan is swinging through a jungle, he comes to a clearing and looks over to a hill, he sees a herd of Elephants. What does he say?

"Oh there's some elephants."

An hour later he comes back to the same clearing and the Elephants are now all wearing shades, what does Tarzan say?

Nothing he doesn't recognize them.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 05:43:38 Reply

Unfortunately, the worst joke I ever made was related to Monster Hunter. Most of you guys won't get it. I actually made the joke on accident.

Evade + 2... I could roll with that.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 12:50:04 Reply

why did the chicken cross the road? google it


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 14:08:06 Reply

At 10/5/12 05:43 AM, Kwing wrote: Unfortunately, the worst joke I ever made was related to Monster Hunter. Most of you guys won't get it. I actually made the joke on accident.

Evade + 2... I could roll with that.

Hey, that's funny even to casual gamers. I chuckled.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 19:59:22 Reply

Are " Yo Mama!" jokes allowed?


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 20:00:13 Reply

What's the hardest thing about eating bald pussy?

Taking off her diaper.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-05 22:33:48 Reply

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-12 06:42:10 Reply

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-12 07:36:21 Reply

here's one that my friend told me that makes no sense, maybe someone can explain this to me?

him: do you like tennis?
me: yeah sure i guess
him: me neither


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-12 08:30:44 Reply

when is a door not a door
when it's ajar... OR BUSTED OFF ITS MOTHERFUCKING HINGES BAH ME WITH A SHAWTGUN!

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-12 12:46:28 Reply

Here's one I heard that was unbearably awful.

A dog goes into a bar and is limping. He says to the bartender, "They shot my paw!".

WOW, is that bad.


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-13 04:04:40 Reply

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-14 18:06:41 Reply

At 4/20/12 05:28 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Women's rights.

Jokes poking fun at women aren't funny!
PERIOD

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-14 18:08:30 Reply

An Englishman a Scottishman and an Irishman go into a bar, and the bartender says; "What is this some kind of a joke?"


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-14 18:12:33 Reply

At 10/14/12 06:08 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: An Englishman a Scottishman and an Irishman go into a bar, and the bartender says; "What is this some kind of a joke?"

I like that a lot.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

wiped his arse

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-14 18:15:28 Reply

What happened to the frogs car?
It got toad away.

I'm so fucking funny it's ridiculous

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-10-14 22:23:36 Reply

Ehem

Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting black woman
You: Interrupting bla....
Me: MMMHHHHMMMM


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2012-12-11 09:58:09 Reply

As an Irish American I am hard pressed to say I could willingly participate in Riverdance WHICH I DON'T! All it is is just fast paced goose-stepping whilst being paralyzed from the waist up! So against my will I went to a Riverdance class and started with the footwork and then unfortunately my nose was itching somethin' fierce and I just couldn't take it any more and lifted my arm to scratch it. To which the teacher just completely lost it and with his arms firmly at his side bellowed "You cannot use your arms in the riverdance! You mustn't use your arms in the riverdance! Your in serious trouble boyo! Come on!" then pointed to me with his leg "You! Let's go!"


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 04:10:59 Reply

How did The Navy SEALS find and kill Osama Bin Laden so efficiently?

They just kept following the goats because goats are Osama Bin Laden's concubines!


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 06:12:14 Reply

SMALL CHILDREN EXPERIENCING LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH!


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 06:13:32 Reply

At 10/14/12 10:23 PM, koopahermit wrote:
Ehem
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting black woman
You: Interrupting bla....
Me: MMMHHHHMMMM

PHPGPHPHPHPHPPHPHPHHPHZTPPHTPHTPPTHPTHTHPPPHTPHPTHPTHPTHPTHP h


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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 07:59:02 Reply

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 08:12:18 Reply

What's green and says "Hey, I'm a frog"?

A talking frog..


Otto, what a guy.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 09:12:30 Reply

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 09:34:14 Reply

Video game violence must be banned.


Science can't lie.

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Response to Give me your worst joke. 2013-02-05 13:52:57 Reply

If you poop in holy water... does that make it holy shit?

Fuck, that was actually good.

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