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I would tell you all a pedophile joke, but it's childish.

You could just look at the back of a Penguin bar, you know, they have shit jokes on every one of their bars.

I think the manufacturers of those chocolate bars tried to find a joke based around their product, then went "fuck it, chocolate is enough to make someone happy", but removing the jokes would've cost them money or something.

Whatever bet Penguin lost to get absolutely retarded things printed on their product- I dunno, but I can't think of any other reason why a multi-billion dollar industry couldn't get better jokes.

I would have made a gay joke, but fuck it...

At 4/20/12 07:15 PM, RightWingGamer wrote:

At 4/20/12 07:07 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I used to be a banker. But I took an arrow in the knee.

I am so, so, very, very sorry.

AHAHAHAHA! Pissed muself.

Tarzan is swinging through a jungle, he comes to a clearing and looks over to a hill, he sees a herd of Elephants. What does he say?

"Oh there's some elephants."

An hour later he comes back to the same clearing and the Elephants are now all wearing shades, what does Tarzan say?

Nothing he doesn't recognize them.

Unfortunately, the worst joke I ever made was related to Monster Hunter. Most of you guys won't get it. I actually made the joke on accident.

Evade + 2... I could roll with that.

why did the chicken cross the road? google it

At 10/5/12 05:43 AM, Kwing wrote: Unfortunately, the worst joke I ever made was related to Monster Hunter. Most of you guys won't get it. I actually made the joke on accident.

Evade + 2... I could roll with that.

Hey, that's funny even to casual gamers. I chuckled.

Are " Yo Mama!" jokes allowed?

What's the hardest thing about eating bald pussy?

Taking off her diaper.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms.

here's one that my friend told me that makes no sense, maybe someone can explain this to me?

him: do you like tennis?
me: yeah sure i guess
him: me neither

when is a door not a door
when it's ajar... OR BUSTED OFF ITS MOTHERFUCKING HINGES BAH ME WITH A SHAWTGUN!

Here's one I heard that was unbearably awful.

A dog goes into a bar and is limping. He says to the bartender, "They shot my paw!".

WOW, is that bad.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".

At 4/20/12 05:28 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Women's rights.

Jokes poking fun at women aren't funny!
PERIOD

;)

At 10/14/12 06:08 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: An Englishman a Scottishman and an Irishman go into a bar, and the bartender says; "What is this some kind of a joke?"

I like that a lot.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

wiped his arse

What happened to the frogs car?
It got toad away.

I'm so fucking funny it's ridiculous

Ehem

Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting black woman
You: Interrupting bla....
Me: MMMHHHHMMMM

As an Irish American I am hard pressed to say I could willingly participate in Riverdance WHICH I DON'T! All it is is just fast paced goose-stepping whilst being paralyzed from the waist up! So against my will I went to a Riverdance class and started with the footwork and then unfortunately my nose was itching somethin' fierce and I just couldn't take it any more and lifted my arm to scratch it. To which the teacher just completely lost it and with his arms firmly at his side bellowed "You cannot use your arms in the riverdance! You mustn't use your arms in the riverdance! Your in serious trouble boyo! Come on!" then pointed to me with his leg "You! Let's go!"

How did The Navy SEALS find and kill Osama Bin Laden so efficiently?

They just kept following the goats because goats are Osama Bin Laden's concubines!

SMALL CHILDREN EXPERIENCING LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH!

At 10/14/12 10:23 PM, koopahermit wrote:

Ehem

Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting black woman
You: Interrupting bla....
Me: MMMHHHHMMMM

PHPGPHPHPHPHPPHPHPHHPHZTPPHTPHTPPTHPTHTHPPPHTPHPTHPTHPTHPTHP h

What's green and says "Hey, I'm a frog"?

A talking frog..

Video game violence must be banned.

If you poop in holy water... does that make it holy shit?

Fuck, that was actually good.