Why did the math book jump off the shelf?
It had too many problems.
Fun to play with, even better to eat.
Give me your worst joke.
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Knock knock
Whos there?
Knock knock
Yeah whos there?
Knock knock
I just answered the door
No my name is Knock knock
*groan*
At 4/20/12 10:14 PM, tox wrote: why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he was dead
???? the joke was supposed to be bad
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At 5/20/12 10:32 AM, BobaDobo wrote: Blah
That sounds like every RPG I have ever played.
Why did John fail the driving test?
'Cause John's a rock.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
How many nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nein
Aristocrats
Refuse to even think of typing that joke out
A little kid runs up to their mother saying "Mommy! Mommy! A truck just hit the dog in the ass!"
The mother says "Rectum, dear".
The little kid says "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
Question: What do you do if a Taliban operative throws a grenade at you?
Answer: Pick it up, pull the pin, throw it back at them and BOOM! Dead. Done. Piece of Cake. Easy as pie. Can of corn. A walk in the park.
Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undoing
Perfection Is An Illusion And Delusion Of Narcissists And Despots
It's Not Who You Were It's More In Who You Are And Who You Will Be
Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store and says, "Make me one with everything."
There are 3 bacteria discussing:The bacterium of a woman's mouth,The bacterium of her ear and the bacterium of her pussy. The bacterium of the mouth says:
"Every morning a hairy guy comes in"(implying the toothbrush)"and starts patrolling in the mouth.Because I don't want him to find me and get me I hide behind a tooth so he has never caught me"
The bacterium of the ear says:"Well done my friend.The situation in the ear is something like that.A white haired guy"(implying the cotton swabs)" comes in and starts patrolling.Because I don't want him to get me,I go deeper in the ear canal so he has never caught me."
An then the bacterium of the pussy says:"Well done brothers but in the pussy things are a lot different.Almost everyday a bold guy with a pink head comes in .But that guy is really irresolute.He comes in,then he goes out,he comes in,then goes out.This happens continuously until he finally gets dizzy and throws up.That guy is a jerk"
And suddenly the bacterium of the mouth shouts:"I know that asshole too."
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The Newgrounds redesign.
That's all I need to say.
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.
So a sarah jessica parker walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
One good thing about music, is that when it hits you, you feel no pain.
-Bob Marley
At 6/15/12 02:18 AM, T3XT wrote: Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store and says, "Make me one with everything."
This is fantastic I am gonna use it.
At 6/15/12 01:10 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:At 6/15/12 02:18 AM, T3XT wrote: Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store and says, "Make me one with everything."This is fantastic I am gonna use it.
Anytime.
Also,
At 5/20/12 12:03 AM, Insanctuary wrote:At 5/20/12 12:02 AM, envyitall wrote: Straight people.Gay people.
I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
At 6/15/12 04:20 PM, T3XT wrote:At 6/15/12 01:10 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:Anytime.At 6/15/12 02:18 AM, T3XT wrote: Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store and says, "Make me one with everything."This is fantastic I am gonna use it.
Also,
Shit you beat me to it.
why did the chicken cro...
ouch, really? why did the chicken have to try and cross the road.
chicken got ran over and smashed by all 4 wheels
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you through them.
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
One goes chuga chuga chew. The other says spit out that gum.
What do Black and Hispanic jokes have in common? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
At 4/20/12 05:35 PM, Klobb17 wrote:At 4/20/12 05:28 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Women's rights.Oh ho! Well done, good sir!
Alright, I got one: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
:http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/quote/23912236 You sir just made my day
At 4/20/12 10:11 PM, Viktor wrote: If a ginger works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?
At 6/15/12 12:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/quote/24025935
its 3:14 am and i just burst out laughed
Why are infertile people a rare breed
because they don't breed at all
A crying boy,called Johnson, returns from school at home and says to his mother "Mom,kids at school call me shampoo?"
And mother replies "Come one Johnson no more tears"
Sorry for bumping but it is a great joke,isn't it?
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At 6/18/12 09:37 AM, tonypar16 wrote: A crying boy,called Johnson, returns from school at home and says to his mother "Mom,kids at school call me shampoo."
And mother replies "Come one Johnson no more tears"
Sorry for bumping but it is a great joke,isn't it?
*fixed
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