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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 01:35 PM Reply

I didn't lose mine until I was 19. My friend didn't lose his until he was 20 or 21. I'd say he was the oldest.

I'm unsure I'll ever have sex again though, if that means anything :D

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 01:44 PM Reply

At 10/6/12 10:55 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: ...so i'm trying. I am. But nice guys really do finish last, I don't have the ego nor the idiocy of the common ass wipe to slap some randoms girls ass in a bar and have her happily join me back at my place.

Well nothing you talked about was much nicer than that, honestly.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 01:47 PM Reply

At 10/5/12 03:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I know a 32 year old one. She

I'm not sure I believe it.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 04:48 PM, Helbereth wrote: Society is doomed. The subject of this thread is proof.

I would agree with this lol. The fact that sex in the past 100 years has turned from taboo to much-do is quite ridiculous. Hell, even the idea of sharing those moments with others makes me lose some faith in humanity. Seems like nothing can be personal anymore. People talk about having sex like people talk about politics... all the time yet nothing really changes.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:39 PM Reply

At 10/6/12 03:33 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: I would agree with this lol. The fact that sex in the past 100 years has turned from taboo to much-do is quite ridiculous. Hell, even the idea of sharing those moments with others makes me lose some faith in humanity. Seems like nothing can be personal anymore. People talk about having sex like people talk about politics... all the time yet nothing really changes.

Sex never should have been taboo in the first place. It's a bigger part of a person's life and identity than most people seem to think. IMO being open about it makes a lot of people happier.

In the past, people like this would have felt (more) alone and ashamed than they do today.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:40 PM Reply

At 10/6/12 03:33 PM, AgentXRifle wrote:
I would agree with this lol. The fact that sex in the past 100 years has turned from taboo to much-do is quite ridiculous. Hell, even the idea of sharing those moments with others makes me lose some faith in humanity. Seems like nothing can be personal anymore. People talk about having sex like people talk about politics... all the time yet nothing really changes.

How is it any different? I put my penis in your vagina, and then we both cum. Well oh my, that sounds like a win-win situation. I am sure it will be different and more special with my wife, but I don't wanna wait around for that day.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:44 PM Reply

I'm not sure if I know any aged 18 or older.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 04:01 PM Reply

I lost my virginity when I was 14, never really had problems. My last count was with a dozen women. It really is not that hard, just talking to women. Use your words, girls love a man who has wit.

I however know this one guy who works at WhatABurger, I think he has Asbergers. Does not make eye contact, socially awkward. I asked him if he was a virgin and he admitted to it. The furthest he has gotten was, feeling up a girl. He is 26 by the way.

I just feel bad for the guy, I asked him i he wanted to go to the bar. And he declined, I can see that he has social issues...But, best I can do. Is be a good friend, and get him laid.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 09:04 PM Reply

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 04:56 AM Reply

Update!!!!!

I'm n ow a 26 year old virgin.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:45 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 04:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Update!!!!!

I'm n ow a 26 year old virgin.

April 24th. I'll catch up to ya.

Is this a happy birthday moment?


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:47 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:45 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/9/13 04:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Update!!!!!

I'm n ow a 26 year old virgin.
April 24th. I'll catch up to ya.

Is this a happy birthday moment?

I guess so. YOu should pop up to Scotland on a day that I'm off. ;)


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:53 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:47 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I guess so. YOu should pop up to Scotland on a day that I'm off. ;)

We should meet in the middle. Brough.

;(


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:57 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:53 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/9/13 05:47 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I guess so. YOu should pop up to Scotland on a day that I'm off. ;)
We should meet in the middle. Brough.

;(

Werll, dingo usually organises a glaSGOW meet. If you head to the next one..... ;)

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:08 AM Reply

The oldest virgin I know? Check back in many years time and it will be me

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:11 AM Reply

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:11 AM Reply

I like how you guys complain about being virgins but don't do anything about it, just sit in front of your comps all day.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:19 AM Reply

Maybe they choose to save sex for love like uncle cast?


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 09:04 AM Reply

Myself I guess (20 years old). But unlike the guy in the video I have touched boobs before.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 09:10 AM Reply

My best friend who's about a year older than I am. He doesn't care though and neither do I.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 10:12 AM Reply

After I turned 17, I didnt seem to have much of a problem getting laid despite the fact that I don't even try and that I'm very strange.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 10:20 AM Reply

I know someone who's 27 and still a virgin, and i think he'll stay that way for a long time simply because he's lacking some social skills, he's way to shy and insecure...it quite sad to see him that way really..


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 10:53 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 10:12 AM, Clubaseal wrote: After I turned 17, I didnt seem to have much of a problem getting laid despite the fact that I don't even try and that I'm very strange.

Ah, but yeah i'll be a lil more relevant with the topic. I know someone who is in his mid-20s, hasn't gotten laid, yet has this God-complex running his brain, convincing him that every girl he meets is head over heels in love with him.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 11:15 AM Reply

Here is some advice:

- Girls. Lose weight. If your BMI is in the low 20s and you're in your 20s, you can just go sit at a bar and get hit on. You could make an online dating profile and get 10 guys every day. If you're still a virgin a month later and it's not by choice, you are one fucked up person and should seek mental help.

- Guys: Get a good job. The younger you are, the more having money matters and the older you are, the more NOT having money makes you a total piece of shit unattractive loser who no girl will find attractive ( strangely ). You can have almost any defect, if you have enough financial security you can find someone to bang. Money is the most important thing after the mid-20s. Before that, be tall and handsome. It's easy; just be born that way.
Failing all that, remember that you can lower your standards lol. Make an online profile, there's dozens of fat frustrated feminazis who get little attention from guys, so go court those. Warning: They are ugly, bitches and their career prospects usually lie in the Starbucks / Safeway range, but with a huge debt from their doctorate in East Asian studies with a minor in history.

At the end of the day, if you are a guy, you will most likely have to make the first move so if you're a shy antisocial nerd, go make an online dating profile and don't wait for girls to magically fall onto your lap. And lose some weight, for god's sake. Lol.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:07 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 11:15 AM, poxpower wrote: Here is some advice:

Theres being honest.

Theres being brutally frank.

Then, theres being poxpower.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:17 PM Reply

I think society and the media projects the image that everyone is having sex all the time. I don't think that's the case for a lot of shy, introverted, ordinary people. I've lost mine, and I'm 21 but I have a bunch of close friends who are still virgins, I'd probably go as far as saying that out of everyone I know my age it's about 50/50.

As for OLDEST, I'm assuming here, but my parents have a christian friend they knew from a different town they grew up in who has never had a boyfriend or got married. And I'm assuming that devote christians wouldn't have sex before marriage as it's against what they believe in, and she must be nearly 50 by now.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:21 PM Reply

The oldest virgin I know, is your mom.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:33 PM Reply

This reminds me of that viral video of a woman saying she's "Sixty [something] years old and I'm a virgin... I'm sorry, 'technically'."


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