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Oldest virgin you know?

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 19:19:49


23 in 9 days


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:03:43


- Girls. Lose weight.
Fat girls have no problem getting laid.

It's true. Drunk guys LOVE fat chicks.

Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:09:47


Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:23:44


At 1/9/13 08:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?

Well I'm sorry your genitals are made out of granite but sex is kinda fun for the rest of us.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:33:27


At 1/9/13 08:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?

It's fun. It's good for you (good for the heart, circulation, genital health, etc). Burns calories. And if it's accompanied by love, can be the best bonding you can experience with your partner. Sex with someone you love is the best thing ever.