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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 13:13:36 Reply

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 13:22:17 Reply

Err, a couple of my mates are 23 and still virgins, they're the oldest ones I can think of..


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 13:51:28 Reply

My buddy was 21 (?) when he lost his...I don't know any virgins though

I'll probably never have sex again, so....haha

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 15:16:31 Reply

Myself, unfortunately... I'm 21. I attribute it mostly to anxiety, I've been in multiple situations where I could have lost it, but I get incredibly scared by the prospect in the moment and can't take the lunge to actually make it happen.

Its easier to just not do it. Definitely suffering from putting the pussy on the pedestal. The longer it goes on the easier it is to just say its never gonna happen.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 15:20:45 Reply

At 1/9/13 03:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Myself, unfortunately... I'm 21. I attribute it mostly to anxiety, I've been in multiple situations where I could have lost it, but I get incredibly scared by the prospect in the moment and can't take the lunge to actually make it happen.

Did the girls in question know you were a virgin?

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18 now
never even kissed
please kiiiiillll me


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 15:27:22 Reply

At 4/13/12 04:13 PM, SKHM wrote: Who is the oldest virgin that you personally know, Newgrounds?

Thinking about it, that would probably be my late great-aunt, who passed away at the age of 95 a few years back and as far as any of us can remember, never had any amorous connections in her entire life.

That said, I only knew her as an old spinster, but from what my Dad says, she never changed - must have been born at about aged 60 and lived like that for the best part of 100 years.


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At 1/9/13 11:15 AM, poxpower wrote: Here is some advice:

Are you a virgin bro, you don't know what you're talking about at all.

- Girls. Lose weight.

Fat girls have no problem getting laid.

- Guys: Get a good job. The younger you are, the more having money matters and the older you are, the more NOT having money makes you a total piece of shit unattractive loser who no girl will find attractive ( strangely ).

This is not necessarily true, my ex gf was hot and I had not money at all, I know a lot of cases like this.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 15:40:18 Reply

At 1/9/13 03:35 PM, iamjoe666 wrote: This is not necessarily true, my ex gf was hot and I had not money at all, I know a lot of cases like this.

I'm one of them. Problem is, they only put up with so much

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At 1/9/13 03:20 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 1/9/13 03:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Myself, unfortunately... I'm 21. I attribute it mostly to anxiety, I've been in multiple situations where I could have lost it, but I get incredibly scared by the prospect in the moment and can't take the lunge to actually make it happen.
Did the girls in question know you were a virgin?

One did, I actually told her right before, and that was the exact reason it didn't happen. "It shouldn't be with me"


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 16:08:46 Reply

At 1/9/13 03:35 PM, iamjoe666 wrote:
Are you a virgin bro, you don't know what you're talking about at all.

No and yes, I do know.
It's called statistics.

While anyone can potentially get laid, the things that increase your chances are well known.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 16:28:51 Reply

I know a guy who's twenty-two and he hasn't even had his first kiss. I didn't hold hands for the first time until I was eighteen.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 17:08:39 Reply

I think the oldest virgin I ever knew was somewhere in his early twenties when he finally lost it. Most people I know lost their virginity between ages 14-18.


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At 4/13/12 04:24 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: My buddy who I've known since elementary school and he's 19. But he's not socially awkward or anything, he just hasn't been in a relationship long enough to have sex.

The day I got my first kiss was the day i lost my virginity

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 18:27:18 Reply

I posted on this thread when It came out, but the oldest virgin I currently know is 18. I don't see anything wrong with it. I think once you hit 25 and your still a virgin, It's a little old to have not had sex (If you want to, but It still hasn't happened).


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 18:31:31 Reply

At 1/9/13 05:51 PM, Piemix wrote: The day I got my first kiss was the day i lost my virginity

Almost same story here. My first real kiss, was followed by an intense dry humping/fingerbanging/handjob session. I probably could've had sex, but I wanted to wait.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 19:18:08 Reply

All of the members of "FSU's College Republicans", so early to mid twenties. Pussy fags.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 19:19:49 Reply

23 in 9 days


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:03:43 Reply

- Girls. Lose weight.
Fat girls have no problem getting laid.

It's true. Drunk guys LOVE fat chicks.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:09:47 Reply

Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? 2013-01-09 20:23:44 Reply

At 1/9/13 08:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?

Well I'm sorry your genitals are made out of granite but sex is kinda fun for the rest of us.


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At 1/9/13 08:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Sex isn't the most important thing. Besides if you're planning to have a kid it's useless. Don't go off and say "it's fun" or that "I have no life". Truly think about it, what's the point?

It's fun. It's good for you (good for the heart, circulation, genital health, etc). Burns calories. And if it's accompanied by love, can be the best bonding you can experience with your partner. Sex with someone you love is the best thing ever.