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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

Is that supposed to be entertaining or something?

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:39 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 06:36 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Is that supposed to be entertaining or something?

I suppose it's a little cruel to be entertained at the misfortune of another, but yes it is. I can understand if someone doesn't find it enjoyable, however.

What do you find entertaining, in general? I'm curious.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:45 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 06:39 PM, SKHM wrote:
At 4/13/12 06:36 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
What do you find entertaining, in general? I'm curious.

Plenty of things.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:46 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 04:13 PM, SKHM wrote:
Here is a video of a thirty-year-old virgin touching a boob for the first.

I could definately feel that hesitant nature of that dude, I would be be shy to If knew I was going to do something that felt very awkward for the first moment that it would happen but I Less beaten around the bush.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:47 PM Reply

I knew a guy that was pushing 28 that was still a virgin, but that was like 5 years ago. I've yet to know for sure if he still is. He wasn't a bad looking guy, by any means. Nerd, yes definitely. But he told me a couple of years earlier a 14 year old wanted to jump his balls but he didn't because, well, she was 14 and I commended him for that. Just because he's a virgin doesn't mean he doesn't have standards.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 06:54 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 05:32 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: It took me a while... I was in my twenties.

Holy shit no one cares. TL;DR


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 03:24 AM Reply

I know a 32 year old one. She isn't ugly or anything, it's just taken her a long while to discover that she is a homosexual - I had found this surprising as most of us have a clear idea by the time we are teenagers, but I have heard of this happening from time to time.

Apart from that, myself. Nearly 26 now.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 03:36 AM Reply

wait a sec are u trying to make me mad again

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 03:38 AM Reply

At 10/5/12 03:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Apart from that, myself. Nearly 26 now.

Mrs ZAAL not doing fulfilling her wifely duty?

Also, myself. Nearly 26 now.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 03:42 AM Reply

At 10/5/12 03:38 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/5/12 03:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Apart from that, myself. Nearly 26 now.
Mrs ZAAL not doing fulfilling her wifely duty?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D

No. If I wasn't hanging out with a kind of special friend on my days off it would have been over a year since I've kissed.

Also, myself. Nearly 26 now.

:(

Don't worry, someone will come along. Wish it could be me. ;)


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 03:52 AM Reply

At 10/5/12 03:42 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D

No. If I wasn't hanging out with a kind of special friend on my days off it would have been over a year since I've kissed.

I'd call that depressing but the last time I made out with someone I was 15 and drunk, blacked out and came to with my tongue down some guys throat.

Don't worry, someone will come along. Wish it could be me. ;)

Its me which is more of the issue. Had chances I guess, I'm just not comfortable sexually. Got to accept me before I accept someone else.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 05:50 AM Reply

I know a 27 year old virgin and i suspect he'll stay one for the next couple of years, he's just the guy in the video


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 07:39 AM Reply

At 4/13/12 04:21 PM, Hemlok wrote: My dad

You were adopted? :O

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 08:38 AM Reply

At 4/13/12 05:40 PM, RockLou wrote: I'm a 21 year old virgin, and suspect I will stay like this for the rest of me life. yaaaaay

Hmm I have somewhat of a same view about that sort of life and go with the idea that I can pretty much forget about reproducing after all their are people and perhaps rest of your own family tree that could replace you and probably be like a dozen times more better. Rather I not have to do it by force to actually have my way or perhaps other means to simulate what the feeling of getting laid could possibly feel like. At least it's not a Grim Out look.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 10:27 AM Reply

At 10/5/12 03:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd call that depressing but the last time I made out with someone I was 15 and drunk, blacked out and came to with my tongue down some guys throat.

Here, have a drink. ;)

Its me which is more of the issue. Had chances I guess, I'm just not comfortable sexually. Got to accept me before I accept someone else.

I don't think I've ever had the chance, but I've turned a couple of girls down out of moral ambiguity. I don't think you have to accept yourself before you can accept someone else and there are plenty of people who will lovwe you for who you are.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 10:30 AM Reply

Well I'm 18 and I've never done anything sexual with a girl. I've made out with one before though and she was hot so I have some hope. I can talk to girls too, I'm just not especially good at it.

But whatever, it will happen eventually.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 01:45 PM Reply

I knew she was going to pull that "OMG I said touch me not molest me!" on the poor guy.

It's almost cruel to do that to him, because they damn well know that's as good as it's going to get for him.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 01:55 PM Reply

Quite frankly, i'm the oldest virgin i know.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 02:11 PM Reply

At 4/13/12 04:24 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: My buddy who I've known since elementary school and he's 19. But he's not socially awkward or anything, he just hasn't been in a relationship long enough to have sex.

Long enough? If she hasn't fucked you within three months...


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 02:32 PM Reply

By the age of 20 only one of my 5 or six close friends and myself had had any meaningful contact with the opposite sex... but now 7 years later we have all had at least one significant relationship, and two of us (including myself) are married. The one who got lucky first has had by far the most sexual partners, but also by far the shortest relationships overall (his longest is only a few months).

I don't know anyone my age who hasn't had sex at least once.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 10:46 PM Reply

i am the oldest virgin i currently know


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 5th, 2012 @ 11:12 PM Reply

Why'd they start slapping him?
It seemed like they were bullying him, he was obviously reluctant to grasp her breast.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:04 AM Reply

Hi, I'm asexual and wet pussies scare me


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:14 AM Reply

I don't really know anybody thats at the age where being a virgin is a big deal. Alot of my friends have already had sex before. I'm still a virgin, i've gotton my fair share of bj's and handy's, but i've still yet to actually have sex. But yeah, the most of my friends are 16 - 17, i'm 15. Most people in my grade are 16 though, I think it's where my birthay falls with signing up for school in preschool, therefore im younger then anybody.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 03:16 AM Reply

Just watched the video, I feel bad for that guy. He seemed very unconfident and shy. That girl didn't help the uncomfortable situation by pulled that "molesting me" card.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 04:30 AM Reply

I know some guys who are waiting cuz they are christian. They are college age so around 18-20 I think.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 07:46 AM Reply

That was a very depressing video as that guy looks very upset and scared. If he's not a mong though, then it is funny.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 10:22 AM Reply

You know what's even more depressing than being a 30 year old virgin? Being 15 and having to take care of a child, which happened to one unfortunate naive new girl at my former high school last year.

I'm the oldest virgin I know and really it's not really a big deal, it doesn't haunt me in my sleep and I don't feel deprived as a result. There are a lot of good reasons one abstains from sex, especially in this culture that glorifies the act like a deity.

On the nature of that video the girl looked like the kind of loser whom, if offered, I wouldn't even touch her breasts for fear of contracting herpes by way of breath.


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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 10:55 AM Reply

Well I have a friend slightly older then me, and like me he is also a virgin. The reason he's a virgin is really a lack of initiative and confidence.

Me personally, being 21, I have come close but twice i've lost my chance just in this year.
-First was a chick who was incredibly stupid but wanted to do a one time thing with me with no strings attached....and out of no where she before we get to do anything she tells me i'm using her, and after getting tired trying to convince her otherwise I tell her off.

-The second one I was suppose to meet for a trip in Ottawa. I was gonna pay for the hotel, the food, the entertainment, everything. She was down for it, and we even shared sexual fantasies and a couple pics over texts and Facebook. But just before I make the reservation she suddenly backs down from the trip with no reason.

...so i'm trying. I am. But nice guys really do finish last, I don't have the ego nor the idiocy of the common ass wipe to slap some randoms girls ass in a bar and have her happily join me back at my place.

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Response to Oldest virgin you know? Oct. 6th, 2012 @ 11:28 AM Reply

Just saw the video, and something tells me this is EXACTLY what will happen if I get anywhere close to this guy's situation.

Many of my friends are still virgins, mostly because they want to wait until they have a steady job and are no longer in school. However, I may be the only person I know who has never had a girlfriend, touched boob (on purpose), or even kissed. Given the fact that I'm not too confident in myself, I will most likely remain a virign forever.

Not for a lack of trying, though. This summer, before our graduation, I did manage to ask one of my closest female friends on a date sometime in the future(Didn't really specify a certain point, just "in the future." Kinda hard to date someone when you are at a college three hours away from where they live, after all.). She said yes, but she was laughing a bit nervously after I did so. Some people told me that this is a sign that she likes me, but something about it just seems a bit off...

All in all, I'll probably live by this slogan: "Girlfriend-free since '93."


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