Just saw the video, and something tells me this is what will happen if I get anywhere close to this guy's situation.
Many of my friends are still virgins, mostly because they want to wait until they have a steady job and are no longer in school. However, I may be the only person I know who has never had a girlfriend, touched boob (on purpose), or even kissed. Given the fact that I'm not too confident in myself, I will most likely remain a virign forever.
Not for a lack of trying, though. This summer, before our graduation, I did manage to ask one of my closest female friends on a date sometime in the future(Didn't really specify a certain point, just "in the future." Kinda hard to date someone when you are at a college three hours away from where they live, after all.). She said yes, but she was laughing a bit nervously after I did so. Some people told me that this is a sign that she likes me, but something about it just seems a bit off...
All in all, I'll probably live by this slogan: "Girlfriend-free since '93."