Aaaand the text is too small to read without eye-meltage. Behold! I shall type it manually. You all owe me for taking the time out of my day to go above and beyond for you. What can I say, I'm a saint.

PANEL 1:

Sai: "That was a bit uncalled for. However, it's not the first time I've had an angry 'business partner."

Sai: "Now, competition is bad for business, but a good businessman relishes it and doesn't lose his composure..."

PANEL 2:

Treforce (with new and improved bowl cut): "Rebecca, did you just kick a TRIAD in the face!?"

Rebecca: "Ha ha! Yes! Did you see it? He went down like a punk, huh?"

PANEL 3:

Chrisseh: "Damnit, Rebecca! I know that you don't like that he stole your tech, but he's a damn Gangster! You should have just let it go! I'm going to stay out of this..."

PANEL 4:

Sai: "Oh, what's all this? It seems some 'random' assassins appeared out of nowhere and not at my behest! How unfortunate for you. And how fortunate for me.
You know, these fellows owe me a favor or two, and I'll be happy to call them off provided you can afford it. I don't forget things so easy, and I didn't get to where I am by letting trangressions like the one you just pulled go past me. Choice is yours, partner."

Disembodied Narrator: "Sai calls in one of his many favors! What will Rebecca do!? Where did all the Zombies go!? Did Stephen buy anything from Sai? All these questions should be answered...or ignored. Pick one."

Panel 1: DL contemplates "Just how long have we all been in this shit hole of a house? I want supreme powers or more vodka or something! Just look at my side burns. I look like fucking Abe Lincon"

Panel 2: DL's sanity snaps. Muttonchops just ain't cool.

Panel 3: DL blowing shit up

PIC

double post but fuck it.

By "Blow her up" I mean the house

At 12/22/11 08:45 PM, Silo2000 wrote:

Disembodied Narrator: "Sai calls in one of his many favors! What will Rebecca do!?

Thank you sir. you just made the story go to a point I was hoping for.

this one might take a while, but by GOD it will be awesome when its over. =^_^=

Damn right it will. It better be.
I took the obvious route with that, since in this case, the obvious route is clearly the best route.

Two pages worth of comics cut into many smaller pieces to fit on here. Observe the gradual degradation of skill.

Panel 1: DL Blowing shit up.
Panel 2: Goth: "Stop this madness and get back in line."
Panel 3: Aero:" But master, It's Christmas."
Panel 4: Goth:" I suppose we shouldn't deny little DL his fun on Christmas."
Panel5: Goth: "And not to mention that magnificent display of raw testosterone deserves some merit."
Panel6: The source of the noise that Harukawa said Aero heard finally decides to make itself known..What's in store for our anti-heroes next?

It turned out to be BLUDGEON, From 2 guys 1 hammer....errr.. I mean Smilinghatred comics: http://darkesthatred.deviantart.com/art/
Smilinghatredcomic-1-113503142 , http://darkesthatred.deviantart.com/gall ery/24330610#/d1vkrsb , and so on and so forth (Too lazy to post em..If you actually give a fuck find em yourself.) And the shitty TFHHA ripoff The never ending story.

Panel 1: Bludgeon stands there menacingly as only Bludgeon, or any cliche psycho murderer would do. (But the twist is he has a santa sack!)
Panel 2: Aero mistakes Bludgeon for jolly old St. Nick.
Panel 3: Bludgeon showers gifts of deadly arms and explosives upon the deathbringer crew.
Panel 4: Goth: "Bludgeon, where did you get this?" Bludgeon: "I stole it from a man in a suit". Goth: "I'm sure that won't have any repercussions."
(The gang eye their newfound toys.)

At 12/25/11 02:56 AM, GOTHtheDEATHBRINGER wrote: Bludgeon: "I stole it from a man in a suit"

I lol'd hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ham6vFy8v 2I

Panel 1: The anti-heroes take a sexy Christmas photo with their new weapons.
Panel 2: Socl slinks away while they pointlessly pose.
Panel 3: HOLY SHIT THE CAR SURVIVED THE CRASH!(second crash) and has the carrying capacity of over 1500 pounds. Fucking badass car.
Panel 4: Cat-
Panel 5: Car.

My four part Christmas special ends with a hideous degradation of quality that cannot be matched. It's far too small to see, but that's a good thing.

Panel 1: Goth: "Dude I think you just hit some guy's cat."
Panel 2: DL: Hehehehaaha AWWWwww YEEaaah
Panel 3+4: Pfft, you really think I'd ignore all that talent?3: Flappy:" Tiger? Tiger?" 4: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
Panel 5: You spot a wild battletoad
Panel 6: Goth: "Oh hey look a toad." I am aware of how ridiculous this looks..Hopefully it's too small a picture for you to be though.
Panel 7: DL holding dynamite: "Y'all know what's gonna happen next."

PUT YOUR WAR FACES IS ON LADS! IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi, here's my post, this is Jessica and Emily

Jess: Really?
Emily: hey you wanted bondage, now move it!....hehe....
Jess: well that explains the noise....
Emily...is that a toad?

At 12/25/11 09:43 PM, foozzys wrote: hi, here's my post, this is Jessica and Emily

here's better quality
http://www.iaza.com/work/111227C/iaza125 77977611300.jpg

1st Panel
DL: DIE BITCH-TOAD! *Holding dynamite stick and lighter*
2nd Panel
Toad: Bring it!
3rd Panel
Aero: *Notices Foozy and Emily* Look Master! Hookers.
4th Panel
Goth: That's very hot but I'll have to deal with them later. Take Bludgeon and go get them for me
Aero: A special mission just for me? ://D
Goth: Ah, your optimism is refreshing.
5th Panel
Foozy: You're taking the fun out of bondage *still pulling the cart*
Emily: What do you mean? I'm having tons of fun
6th Panel
Aero: *climbing up on Bludgeon* Come on Bludgy Master wants hookers
7th Panel
We're on an epic quest to across the floor boards : D
--

Part2

Socl flees from Goth and company, horribly outnumbered and she takes refuge behind Silo's arms cache. DL's wonton destruction of everything is burning the house down.

Suddenly, out of the shadows, a stray zombie attacks. Socl's broken wrist and lack of weapons is going to make this fight difficult. However, much to her suprise, Ryan FINALLY shows up (he was running in slow motion or something) and decapitates the zombie with a 'Dead Island' style electric machete he somehow obtained in the time between leaving Sai and getting to Socl. Maybe that's why it took so long to get there >.>.

Also, Zell appears out of nowhere! He kind of disappeared... turns out he was just waiting for his chance to walk dramatically away from a blazing fire and make a grand re-entrance.

p.s.: fire filter rape.

The start of epicness
part 1 of 3

At 12/29/11 01:40 PM, Treforce wrote: The start of epicness
part 1 of 3

Please ignore the fact that I forgot to post the picture...

The Triad assassins stand around and watch Rebecca power up her... sex machine? (see: From Dusk 'til Dawn. Watching it atm. You will get the joke :P)

Two of the assassins, Ricky Tan and Xiang, stand by and comment on the situation, waiting patiently for the next 2 parts.

(part 2 and 3, anybody? :D)

At 12/29/11 01:42 PM, Treforce wrote:

At 12/29/11 01:40 PM, Treforce wrote: The start of epicness
part 1 of 3

Please ignore the fact that I forgot to post the picture...

RC, your balls are showing.

Emily think's she can take Bludgeon
But fails...
then Foozzy's and Emily get taken away =/

At 12/31/11 01:24 AM, foozzys wrote: Emily think's she can take Bludgeon
But fails...
then Foozzy's and Emily get taken away =/

Your characters seem to prove them selves pretty useless for this sort of stuff.

Panel1: Aero: "Master" Goth: "Hurry up"
Panel2: Aero :(
Panel3: Aero: "This house is on fire!"
Panel4: Aero: "Forget the hookers, we'll have to get new ones once we get out of here"
Panel5: Foozys: "Hey wait for us"
Panel6: Emily:" Foozy where are you going," Foozy: "Following those people" Emily:"Why?!" Foozy: "Because the house is burning, and I don't wanna burn."
Panel7: Foozys and Emily: "Wait!"
Panel8: Foozy and Emily: " We want to live!" Aero: " I guess they thought they were getting paid."

Now they need to find a way around the fire to get to goth.... Oh the suspense..

Toadbattle

Larger size: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/3 65/1/f/tfhha__toad_battle__by_darkesthat red-d4ktyvb.jpg

Panel3: Goth: "It can't be killed by conventional means!
Panel4: DL: "Hey bitch toad."
Panel8: Toad: "Aww shit."

Better version: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/3 65/4/1/tfhha__toad_battle_2_by_darkestha tred-d4ku01a.jpg

Gradual degradation of quality..we meet again..

DL zombified

Panel4: Goth using Havay's necronomicon: " Rise, rise rise, I command you to RISE and awaken!"

Panel6: Lasergates/nigerduck: " Do we really have time for this shit? The house is on fire!"

Picture
Panel 1 - Goth : "I was expecting him to be a bit more...sentient..."
Panel 3 - Masked man "Dumbass, why did you have to zombify him? It makes them useless. You've probably forgotten the plan too"
Panel 4 - Goth "Who the hell are you?"
Panel 5 - DL"I can't believe you ruined my living doll. I had to give a mad scientist a handjob to ge that made so I could keep my ass safe"
Panel 6 - DL "Still I'm amazed that after all this time you've still managed to do nothing"
Panel 7 - Goth: "So any leads on treasure in this shit hole?"
Panel 8 - Dramatic zoom out of the house in HD quality "Yeah it's here somewhere alright"

Last panel is an homage to Treforce. Love that guy.

Did Goth's parrot turn into a... little child that is stealing his hat? Not sure what is going on there >.>

At 1/1/12 01:52 AM, Harukawa wrote: Did Goth's parrot turn into a... little child that is stealing his hat? Not sure what is going on there >.>

Nah I forgot about it while drawing the pic and realized after. The little girl is Aeroblade

This is getting too confusing for me. I'm too busy with work to draw for this anymore anyway. Also, I'm almost 26. Time to grow up and quit having fun with silly things like comics. Everybody knows the real money is in designing packaging and advertising. So yeah, that aside, there are also some personal issues as well. So yeah, maybe someday I'll return, but don't count on it. Have fun. Feel free to kill my characters in a violent manner.