It was an accident!

[Idiot-Finder]

I swear I didn't mean it!

I was at my neighbor's house that morning when I saw his fat cat lying on a couch. I read that cats have exceptional reflexes and can land on their feet. Also the fact that their bones are soft allows them to be flexible like snakes (come to think of it, they both have the same eyes, fangs, and can shed as well). Curious, I picked up that cat and climbed up the stairs where I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.

What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.

I'll never live this one down, it's an accident!

What should I do? Any advice? Seriously!

[SessileNomad]

find the kitty, pet it and say your sorry

[Jinx-Studios]

Guilty.

[ScaryMovieGirl]

Blush a lot.

[Luke]

It would be nuts if you were telling the truth, hahaha.

Cool story. Homie.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 11/25/09 02:06 PM, EpicFail wrote: It would be nuts if you were telling the truth, hahaha.

Cool story. Homie.

This is serious! What should I do?

[Yutoro]

What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.

What did you drop it on? Did you throw it? WTF?!?!

[Ragnarokia]

Practicing cruel experiments on others animals is wrong and you should be punished.
Get your own cat and practice on that.

[Drang]

Go buy him another cat that looks exactly like that cat. Or go bury it in the Pet Cemetery. What are you wating for? Go now!

[Fleshlight]

You have an extra "t" in your title

[Mikay]

This is serious! What should I do!

Kill your neighbor.

No Witnesses

[The-word-destroyer]

You're name is perfect for this Idiot-finder. Foy you have found you're self.

[chiefindomer]

Just tell him the cat committed suicide because he was so fat that all of the neighborhood animals made fun of him. Then tell your friend that he should be ashamed for overfeeding his cat so much that it had to come to this.

[NeverHundred]

There is only one place were this could be settled. On a television court show. But which one? The Peoples Court? Judge Judy? Street Court?

...I just don't know anymore.

[reviewer2]

The answer: Don't drop cats out of windows, you stupid fuck

Yeah, I can't wait until you get punished.

[PaedarchyGreed]

Epic fail.

Seriously. If you thought to try such a thing on a cat at all, much less your neighbor's cat..
Epic fail. Burn.

[chowderbalboa]

At 11/25/09 02:06 PM, EpicFail wrote: It would be nuts if you were telling the truth, hahaha.

Cool story. Homie.

Your name explains it ALL

[Ericho]

The cat is actually dead?! I remembering how I once tried that on my own cat to see if cats always landed on their feet. I placed him a foot above the floor and held him from the other way up. He indeed landed on his backside. You really should never throw neighbor's pets out of the window. Maybe you could buy him a new cat.

[Mafiree]

That's just pathetic.

[Glowstick-warroir]

clean the cat up, and put it back where it was. they prolly wont even know it sotmhing happend

[Grizzli]

Run for your life. Cats hold mean grudges.

[speakerlight]

You do know that this thread will be used as evidence in court.

[aeringmaster]

Wow. You're a dumbass, I can understand if you just picked him up and did it, but from an upstairs window? What did you think would happen?

[yugimt]

Give it some CPR! hurry!

[Erty]

Pick it up and lick it while saying "kitty".

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" wow..the office was a killer today..."
*looks at splatted cat-mss*
" THE FUCK? "

[daniel667]

well im a cat lover and im shocked WHY but you where just testing and i can understand that. for what to do it depens if your nabors cat is well just a cat then go over and say your sorry and offer to work for him/her for free. if its a bloved amimal the say your sorry, offer more hours for free, get him/her a gift, and a new cat that you are 100 % shure will make his/her famly happy

[daniel667]

At 11/25/09 04:23 PM, daniel667 wrote: well im a cat lover and im shocked WHY but you where just testing and i can understand that. for what to do it depens if your nabors cat is well just a cat then go over and say your sorry and offer to work for him/her for free. if its a bloved amimal the say your sorry, offer more hours for free, get him/her a gift, and a new cat that you are 100 % shure will make his/her famly happy

never mind i change my mind. YOUR 22 MAN A 10 YEAR OLD KNOWS NOT TO DO THAT THE OLNY RESON I SAIED THAT IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A KID. go get some help you sick monster

[Idiot-Finder]

At 11/25/09 04:26 PM, Wraith2000 wrote:

At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Practicing cruel experiments on others animals is wrong and you should be punished.
Get your own cat and practice on that.

Oh, so its alright if its your own cat then?

Apparently abusing your own pet is okay.

[PlayTheGame]

You should chop your dick off and say Dick Cheney did it