It was an accident!
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At 11/25/09 02:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote: You have an extra "t" in your title
LOL PWNED.
It'll come back, assuming it hasn't used up 8 of its 9 lives.
I laugh at your sigs!
Next time tape a piece of buttered bread to it's back...o wait, that'd be worse 0_o
quick fake a seizure!!!!!
but..... if that fails.....ummmm just a heads up this is for dramtic events only...... but if you havve to kill your neighbor and eat their body....
At 11/25/09 02:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote: You have an extra "t" in your title
Eh?
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/25/09 06:38 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 11/25/09 02:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote: You have an extra "t" in your titleEh?
He means the title should be " I was an accident! "
Which means, You should have not have been born, In order to save the cat's life.
Yes I obvious.
just say the cat was on the window sill and you made a loud noise and it got scared and fell out the window.
At 11/25/09 06:39 PM, Tykwa wrote:
Yes I Robot.
What's eating your grapes, once little accident and you think I'm Mao during the "Cultural Revolution".
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/25/09 06:56 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Stupid typo
I think I gave myself brain damage...
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/25/09 06:59 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 11/25/09 06:56 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Stupid typoI think I gave myself brain damage...
You did, A long time ago, Who the fuck throws cat's out of a tall-ass window?
you put it out of it's fat missery. be happy, you just prefformed a mercy kill.
it is dead, right?
NEVER FORGET
At 11/25/09 07:20 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: Oh lawl, and you think that was a good idea.
Two stories aren't that high and also, cats land on their feet right? So it should have survived!
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot. Did it say anywhere in what you read that their bones are strong enough to survive a 2-story fall? A human skeleton would be more likely to survive that. That, and it was a fat cat. They're weaker because of their weight...
A fat cat would probably be more likely to survive the fall. The fat will cushion the cat and thus reduce the rate of acceleration when the cat hits the bottom. Not to mention the fact that bones and vital organs will be less exposed.
At 11/25/09 10:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 11/25/09 07:20 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: Oh lawl, and you think that was a good idea.Two stories aren't that high and also, cats land on their feet right? So it should have survived!
Even if it did land on it's feet, It built up too much velocity on the way down, It probably smashed it's head on the ground, broke the ribcage, shattered it's brain-skull, broken bones, If anything, Your ass ran out of their asap, After dropping a cat 2-stories, And it was probably semi-alive, broken bones, and suffering, if anything it's animal cruelty.
Well, considering he died when he dropped on the concrete, which is quite strange, considering if something drops it doesn't automatically DIE. Either, your not telling the whole story, or it actually did happen. Regardless, there are two options, and their both based on morals. You can either...
A) Tell the truth, and tell him that it was an accident (if it really was) and then explain to him your "theory". He could either beat the shit out of you, or accept that you were doing a science experiment...
B) Lie to him, and just go back to his/her house, and be like "Hey, where the hell's your cat? *Blank look here*". And then he/she will not know you did it, unless your horrible at lieing and give it away at some point.
Either way, it's based on your morals. Good luck, I would hate to be in the situation your in. haha.
Perform a ritual in which to resurrect it.
Now I'm gonna walk you threw this so make sure you have your sacrificial knife with you as well as everything else
What you're gonna need for this specific ritual is a few shrunken heads, a sacrificial table, a virgin, and a good old big pot.
Now I'm gonna show you exactly where to cut the virgin. See right here it's about 2 inches from the left and right breast and then BAM. See just look at that virgin die, it's beautiful. Now of course it'll take a while for the virgin's spirit's to effect the cat so I have a pre-sacrificed virgin over here. What you're going to have to do now is take the shrunken heads and slice them, not dice them that's very important, and add a little E.V.O.O.
Once they've moistened up a little it's good to just drop them into the virgins chest one by one. Now, as you can tell there's that aura of spirit around you and you best not try to disturb it or you can disrupt the process. Just a few more seconds and BAM you're cats alive.
Next we're going to show you how to appease the gods with a side of a good harvest, it's gonna be great don't change it
I want my own show
well... you realy are the idiot finder... u found your true meaning in life... kill all cats... did the thing die? if so then you are going to have to apologise one day or another... but as it stands right now you should ask your parents... there is nothing that you can do... say that you were drunk... or high... so that you were impared in the act of doing so... and you wont find your self in a legal issue... just be warned... you gota make sure that the story does not get to the owner... and that your story that you tell your parents is correct down to the detail...
dont ou think maby you should have held the cat 5 feet off te ground and tested it that way not from a 2nd story window.
you my friend are a DUMB FUCK.
did the thought of maby this could kill the cat enter your mind?
want sum free shit?
At 11/25/09 11:17 PM, Cuttingedge wrote: You fucked up your cat... good job!
What are you talking about?
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
did the cat died?
if not take care of that cat then when she is healed give the cat to your neighbor and just pretend that you found the cat 2 streets below
At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot. Did it say anywhere in what you read that their bones are strong enough to survive a 2-story fall? A human skeleton would be more likely to survive that. That, and it was a fat cat. They're weaker because of their weight...
No sir you are the idiot, as cats have been thrown out of planes in US government experiments and have survived and lived normal lives. In fact, a cat is more likely to survive a drop from anywhere above the seventh floor of a building. Mwah
I'm sorry idiot finder, but this is just sad. Especially to think the cat was still alive broken bones and all.
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At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot.
WKUK?
How can it be a fucking accident if you had 2 minuites of climbing to think about what the hell you were doing. You're a sick fucking bastard. I hope you rot in hell for abusing animals.
At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Drang wrote: Go buy him another cat that looks exactly like that cat. Or go bury it in the Pet Cemetery. What are you wating for? Go now!
Pet sementary* just read the book too :D
You are now aware that this is a stupid sig.
