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What the fuck made you think dropping a cat from a bedroom window would be a good idea?

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it looks like you have found yourself this time buddy

Wait for your neighbour's car to come, and throw the cat in front of it.
He/she will think they drove accross their own cat.

I sure as hell hope this is one of your stories.
If not, you're a dumbass.

At 11/29/09 02:51 PM, Jackho wrote: Wait for your neighbour's car to come, and throw the cat in front of it.
He/she will think they drove accross their own cat.

I wish someone told me that sooner.

Well, I decided to man up and apologize. But it turns out to be a bad idea, he went insane.

At 11/25/09 02:06 PM, ScaryMovieGirl wrote: Blush a lot.

Good adivce xD

Don't Worry, it was just sleeping.

At 12/1/09 03:20 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: Don't Worry, it was just sleeping.

I wish it was.

At 12/1/09 09:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 12/1/09 03:20 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: Don't Worry, it was just sleeping.

I wish it was.

I find it funny you work together with the BBS mods to delete my post revealing the truth. If anyone reads this, you'll notice that this post soon will be gone too. Lols. Idiot-finder has mod backup to help him troll.

amusing.

Found yourself yet?

geddit?

Nah seriously, go buy a cat exactily like that one and replace it.

At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What should I do?

You should sue your friend for emotional damages.

The nerve of him, having a cat that he KNEW wouldn't land on it's feet to give you mental anguish.

Yo g, ye be on Peta's hitlist, aight?

At 12/1/09 01:13 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Well, I decided to man up and apologize. But it turns out to be a bad idea, he went insane.

i lol'd at that story ur a terrible lair

At 12/1/09 03:20 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: Don't Worry, it was just sleeping.

The flies are his fwends!

At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Drang wrote: Go buy him another cat that looks exactly like that cat. Or go bury it in the Pet Cemetery. What are you wating for? Go now!

what a fantastic book.

At 11/25/09 02:46 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: You're name is perfect for this Idiot-finder. Foy you have found you're self.

You don't seem to understand the proper usage of the word 'you're'. It is a contraction, or a combination of, the words you and are. Other examples of contractions include doesn't, they're, and can't.
The word your is the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, or something that belongs to the person in discussion [or, the person you are talking to].

Here is an example.

You're an idiot.

>people think he's telling the truth.

Tell him that the window was open and the cat got on it. Then the cat slipped (sometimes it happens!) and fell out of it. Then when it hit the ground, it popped.

Oh, and nice job killing the cat. Smart one.

How is it an accident if you INTENTIONALLY go into your neighbor's house and INTENTIONALLY throw their cat out the window? These theories are best not to experiment with. Even if it still did land on it's feet, it still could die.