did the cat died?
if not take care of that cat then when she is healed give the cat to your neighbor and just pretend that you found the cat 2 streets below
At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot. Did it say anywhere in what you read that their bones are strong enough to survive a 2-story fall? A human skeleton would be more likely to survive that. That, and it was a fat cat. They're weaker because of their weight...
No sir you are the idiot, as cats have been thrown out of planes in US government experiments and have survived and lived normal lives. In fact, a cat is more likely to survive a drop from anywhere above the seventh floor of a building. Mwah
I'm sorry idiot finder, but this is just sad. Especially to think the cat was still alive broken bones and all.
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At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot.
WKUK?
I guess my kick made his penis explode...
How can it be a fucking accident if you had 2 minuites of climbing to think about what the hell you were doing. You're a sick fucking bastard. I hope you rot in hell for abusing animals.
At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Drang wrote: Go buy him another cat that looks exactly like that cat. Or go bury it in the Pet Cemetery. What are you wating for? Go now!
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You are now aware that this is a stupid sig.
At 11/25/09 02:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote: You have an extra "t" in your title
Took me a second, but GOOD ONE.
At 11/26/09 02:32 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot. Did it say anywhere in what you read that their bones are strong enough to survive a 2-story fall? A human skeleton would be more likely to survive that. That, and it was a fat cat. They're weaker because of their weight...No sir you are the idiot, as cats have been thrown out of planes in US government experiments and have survived and lived normal lives. In fact, a cat is more likely to survive a drop from anywhere above the seventh floor of a building. Mwah
I'm sorry but you are still the idiot here because i call total bullshit on this.
I also call bullshit on the whole story and i think that idiot-finder is a drama queen and a attention whore.
And for last!
Did the scientist who wasted tax money to fling a cat out the window of a airplane look like this?
Because it would have explained alot.
At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Any advice? Seriously!
So, kids, what did we learn today?
Today we learned that fat cats do not land on their feet. Generally, fat beings are less agile and prone to accidents - the same reason you don't see 300-pound polevaulters or acrobats.
Today we also learned that fat cats are also fragile. Their bones break and their internal organs rupture, leaving them to suffer a slow, agonizing death, because cats were not created with the purpose of throwing out from windows.
And the last thing we learned today is that, if this story is true, you're massively fucked; If it isn't, then you are a troll and need to find solace under a bridge as soon as possible.
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Seriously...thats gotta be one shit scared cat...
Just call Chuck Norris, he'll make all your problems go away...
At 11/26/09 04:09 PM, HyperGumba wrote: Sir,you are soooo fucked right now. If not,you will be.
what's your problem?
Give me a break, I was curious.
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At 11/25/09 02:07 PM, zalecot wrote: you dropped a cat.... out of a window... and didn't think it was a bad idea?
I was thinking the same thing.
run away and hide before anyone catches you!
quick!
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At 11/26/09 10:52 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: buy him a new cat that looks just like it
It's too late for that, it won't work.
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At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.
it's an accident!
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At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I swear I didn't mean it!
I was at my neighbor's house that morning when I saw his fat cat lying on a couch. I read that cats have exceptional reflexes and can land on their feet. Also the fact that their bones are soft allows them to be flexible like snakes (come to think of it, they both have the same eyes, fangs, and can shed as well). Curious, I picked up that cat and climbed up the stairs where I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.
What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.
I'll never live this one down, it's an accident!
What should I do? Any advice? Seriously!
Really? I italicized the errors with your plan. Advice, pay for a new cat, apologize, and get arrested for animal cruelty. Bastard -.-
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At 11/27/09 03:35 PM, Rockyusa wrote:
Really? I italicized the errors with your plan. Advice, pay for a new cat, apologize, and get arrested for animal cruelty. Bastard -.-
I'm waiting for it to blow over, it'll take time.
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At 11/28/09 11:51 AM, Rockiton341 wrote: Well then find the kitty.
It's dead.
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At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Practicing cruel experiments on animals is wrong and you should be punished.
I fixed it for you.
At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I swear I didn't mean it!
I was at my neighbor's house that morning when I saw his fat cat lying on a couch. I read that cats have exceptional reflexes and can land on their feet. Also the fact that their bones are soft allows them to be flexible like snakes (come to think of it, they both have the same eyes, fangs, and can shed as well). Curious, I picked up that cat and climbed up the stairs where I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.
What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.
I'll never live this one down, it's an accident!
What should I do? Any advice? Seriously!
Idiot finder, you don't find idiots, because you are one. I mean seriously?!?! What in the Hell were you thinking? Common sense dictates not to throw s*** out the window unless it's very tough. Humans could survive that fall, but they would be crippled, a cat is smaller, see where I'm going here?!?! Just don't to stupid s***! Thats like judging how your hard your tv is, then procedding to take a sledge hammer to it's screen! It's just, stupid!
thats rude!!! :P ,i also hear dogs can't taste electricity
At 11/29/09 12:38 PM, agustana wrote: I hate cats.
Only old ones, kittens are cute.
I'm contacting the authorities. The jury does not believe your testimonial.
Things like that don't happen by accident :V
Seriously, why would you think it would be a good idea to do that.
If I were you I'd just go up to the neighbors and try to explain the stupid move.
Or you could do the more funny/insane thing which would be calling the protection against animal abuse hotline and say the neighbors dropped it :V
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