At 11/25/09 02:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote: You have an extra "t" in your title

Took me a second, but GOOD ONE.

At 11/26/09 02:32 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 11/25/09 02:28 PM, Niloc14 wrote: You... fucking idiot. Did it say anywhere in what you read that their bones are strong enough to survive a 2-story fall? A human skeleton would be more likely to survive that. That, and it was a fat cat. They're weaker because of their weight...

No sir you are the idiot, as cats have been thrown out of planes in US government experiments and have survived and lived normal lives. In fact, a cat is more likely to survive a drop from anywhere above the seventh floor of a building. Mwah

I'm sorry but you are still the idiot here because i call total bullshit on this.
I also call bullshit on the whole story and i think that idiot-finder is a drama queen and a attention whore.

And for last!
Did the scientist who wasted tax money to fling a cat out the window of a airplane look like this?
Because it would have explained alot.

At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Any advice? Seriously!

So, kids, what did we learn today?
Today we learned that fat cats do not land on their feet. Generally, fat beings are less agile and prone to accidents - the same reason you don't see 300-pound polevaulters or acrobats.
Today we also learned that fat cats are also fragile. Their bones break and their internal organs rupture, leaving them to suffer a slow, agonizing death, because cats were not created with the purpose of throwing out from windows.
And the last thing we learned today is that, if this story is true, you're massively fucked; If it isn't, then you are a troll and need to find solace under a bridge as soon as possible.

are you fucking retarded?

Seriously...thats gotta be one shit scared cat...

Just call Chuck Norris, he'll make all your problems go away...

At 11/26/09 04:09 PM, HyperGumba wrote: Sir,you are soooo fucked right now. If not,you will be.

what's your problem?

Give me a break, I was curious.

At 11/25/09 02:07 PM, zalecot wrote: you dropped a cat.... out of a window... and didn't think it was a bad idea?

I was thinking the same thing.

buy him a new cat that looks just like it

At 11/26/09 10:52 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: buy him a new cat that looks just like it

It's too late for that, it won't work.

Sue the people who told you those cat-lies.

At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.
it's an accident!

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At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I swear I didn't mean it!

I was at my neighbor's house that morning when I saw his fat cat lying on a couch. I read that cats have exceptional reflexes and can land on their feet. Also the fact that their bones are soft allows them to be flexible like snakes (come to think of it, they both have the same eyes, fangs, and can shed as well). Curious, I picked up that cat and climbed up the stairs where I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.

What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.

I'll never live this one down, it's an accident!

What should I do? Any advice? Seriously!

Really? I italicized the errors with your plan. Advice, pay for a new cat, apologize, and get arrested for animal cruelty. Bastard -.-

At 11/27/09 03:35 PM, Rockyusa wrote:

Really? I italicized the errors with your plan. Advice, pay for a new cat, apologize, and get arrested for animal cruelty. Bastard -.-

I'm waiting for it to blow over, it'll take time.

Well then find the kitty.

At 11/28/09 11:51 AM, Rockiton341 wrote: Well then find the kitty.

It's dead.

At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I swear I didn't mean it!

I was at my neighbor's house that morning when I saw his fat cat lying on a couch. I read that cats have exceptional reflexes and can land on their feet. Also the fact that their bones are soft allows them to be flexible like snakes (come to think of it, they both have the same eyes, fangs, and can shed as well). Curious, I picked up that cat and climbed up the stairs where I open the bedroom window and dropped it from there.

What happen is that it went splat and I ran out of the house before my neighbor came back from the basement.

I'll never live this one down, it's an accident!

What should I do? Any advice? Seriously!

Idiot finder, you don't find idiots, because you are one. I mean seriously?!?! What in the Hell were you thinking? Common sense dictates not to throw s*** out the window unless it's very tough. Humans could survive that fall, but they would be crippled, a cat is smaller, see where I'm going here?!?! Just don't to stupid s***! Thats like judging how your hard your tv is, then procedding to take a sledge hammer to it's screen! It's just, stupid!

thats rude!!! :P ,i also hear dogs can't taste electricity

At 11/29/09 12:38 PM, agustana wrote: I hate cats.

Only old ones, kittens are cute.

I'm contacting the authorities. The jury does not believe your testimonial.

Things like that don't happen by accident :V
Seriously, why would you think it would be a good idea to do that.

If I were you I'd just go up to the neighbors and try to explain the stupid move.

Or you could do the more funny/insane thing which would be calling the protection against animal abuse hotline and say the neighbors dropped it :V

What the fuck made you think dropping a cat from a bedroom window would be a good idea?

The Authorities have been contacted.

Leave this thread now.

face palm

it looks like you have found yourself this time buddy

Wait for your neighbour's car to come, and throw the cat in front of it.
He/she will think they drove accross their own cat.

I sure as hell hope this is one of your stories.
If not, you're a dumbass.

At 11/29/09 02:51 PM, Jackho wrote: Wait for your neighbour's car to come, and throw the cat in front of it.
He/she will think they drove accross their own cat.

I wish someone told me that sooner.

Well, I decided to man up and apologize. But it turns out to be a bad idea, he went insane.

At 11/25/09 02:06 PM, ScaryMovieGirl wrote: Blush a lot.

Good adivce xD

Don't Worry, it was just sleeping.