I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off Benheck and start swingin' on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Pics for you guys...

Kick his fucking ass first, tell your GF something horrible, then leave town FOREVER.

I wouldn't mind that meat inside me.

I love white meat

Wow.

Upon reading the title in the NG BBS under General Section, the first thought that came to my mind was that "Judging from the thread title, the topic starter (You) is implying that his dad stuck his meat, which is a slang-term for penis, the male sex organ, inside his girlfriend"

But after finishing the thread, I realized you were totally not talking about what I had in mind.

This wasn't exactly what i was expecting

What a asshole I hate when dad's do that. Tell his wife.

I'm sorry, but your girlfriend is hot. She never underooks!

funny.....

At 5/11/09 03:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ge it guys...because George Forman in acronym form is GF and theres...theres like meat in it, get it guys, get it??? isn't it just a SCREAM HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD BE FUNNY IF A GUY MADE A THREAD ABOUT A COCK AND BY COCK I MEAN ROOSTER GET IT LMAO LMAO LMAO????

lol.... LOL...... ROFL.... LMAO.... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

yeah we get it

You should get yourself an ephreet. It fries faster.

Kick your dads ass. You need to be more angry.
But yeah, GET PACKING.

Your dad is a peice of shit.

Rob that fucker of everything he owns, sell what you can for the money, kick the shit out of him in his sleep, and then leave.. never look back.

What you can't sell... smash on your way out the door.

Before you do that, fuck with him... jack off on his toothbrush (regularly), piss in the coffee machine... poke holes in his condoms. Get a fish and let it rot... inject the gooey liquid that oozes from said rotting fish into the seats of his car with a needle. Take a shit in his tennis shoes... whatever you can think of, Ruin his life.

Be sure to tell him what a peice of shit he is... let him carry the memory of his own son disowning him for the rest of his life. He'll act like it doesn't bother him, but it will...

At 5/11/09 03:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ge it guys...because George Forman in acronym form is GF

Aww, is that what it is? I can't see pics, my firewall blocks them because the server they're hosted on has "mature' content. Oh well, jokes on me I guess. :b

Many people seem to just post without actually reading the thread, only the title and the first 2-3 lines of the original post.

Might start getting my banstick wet.

Wow, oddly enough, I wasnt surprised.
Well played, OP, well played indeed.

I must say, well played sir.

I thought that was funny, lool

So your Pissed at him because he cooked her some breakfast Sausages?

You greedy bastard!

Yeah fuck it, some of you who posted replies along the lines of 'KICK YOUR DADS ASS OMFG' without realising that this thread has nothing to do with a girl of any sort, I'm gonna start taking names.

by which I mean banning your blind asses

At 5/11/09 04:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Might start getting my banstick wet.

you mean meaty and covered with boiling fat. LOLOLOOL

Hurr, hurr, hurr.

Sexual misunderstandings leading to puns is soooooooooooo funny.

Grow up. Seriously.

Seems a bit harsh to break up with your girlfriend over a simple grammar error

At 5/11/09 03:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ge it guys...because George Forman in acronym form is GF and theres...theres like meat in it, get it guys, get it??? isn't it just a SCREAM HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD BE FUNNY IF A GUY MADE A THREAD ABOUT A COCK AND BY COCK I MEAN ROOSTER GET IT LMAO LMAO LMAO????

LOLOLOLOLOL THT WULD B FUNNEH!!!11one

Age/Gender: 14, Male

bye

yes first cut off any communications with your dad (and mom if she takes your dad's side)
already booted your GF out your apartment, so nothing there...
just basically live your life now
and try not to mention this at the family reunion lol

People really need to start FUCKING READING.

You're so clever!

He was just giving her some late lunch, nothing's wrong with that.

At 5/11/09 04:37 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male

bye

Hypocrite much?

At 5/11/09 03:53 PM, Figter wrote: This wasn't exactly what i was expecting

Strange. EXACTLY what I was expecting.