Ahaha, very well done good sir, very well done indeed.
Saw dad with his meat inside my GF!
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At 5/11/09 04:28 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: Hurr, hurr, hurr.
Sexual misunderstandings leading to puns is soooooooooooo funny.
You know what's really funny? That so many people have fallen for this.
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ok this kind of made a shiver go down my back, since one, your dad is having sex with a far younger girl, which, seriously, is gross, and two because your girlfriend actually let him, and to answer your question, kick his ass, kick your girlfriends ass for being a whore then leave town
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
forget what i just said, picture didnt freaking load at first
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
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Just WOW! Thats why I like old fashioned out-door grills, they never cook with anyone else....wait....
At 5/11/09 05:07 PM, robotking98 wrote: ok this kind of made a shiver go down my back, since one, your dad is having sex with a far younger girl, which, seriously, is gross, and two because your girlfriend actually let him, and to answer your question, kick his ass, kick your girlfriends ass for being a whore then leave town
Why did you kind of... not read at least 3 or 4 replies down? Who cares if the picture didn't load - when I first saw the picture I thought it was just random (lol) and I thought he wasn't making a joke...
Ah well, good jokes take a few minutes to work out.
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WHAT!? \That is soo fucked up you should beat the shit out of him right now
Haha, this was fucking excellent.
Profile says you're 14. If this is true, report it to the cops and he'll be arrested for pedophilia. But I don't think a 14 year old goes to work.
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At 5/11/09 09:29 PM, Bran-Man wrote: Profile says you're 14. If this is true, report it to the cops and he'll be arrested for pedophilia. But I don't think a 14 year old goes to work.
Nah, he said his GF is only 2 years old.
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At first my thoughts were "Dude that is fucked up!" but then I saw the picture and I gotta tell you, that was the funniest thing I've seen or heard in my life.
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Horrible, forced play on words is.... Well, you know.
Do something dick-like to him as pay back.
Your girlfriend is a George Forman Grill??
Human nature is disgusting, get some balls and kill him. If that is evil, then fuck me with a rake.
In all reality, does this post matter? Well if it does, go bitch at me at the profile, if you didn't well go mind your own business.
No GF deserves that shit. Especially one that can cook like that. Haha, had a good laugh.
brains.
Clever title... You actually got me with this one.
damn dude, feel bad for you, but hey there's always another GF for you out there. Hell, I saw this guy on s street corner selling them cheap! I saw this cute little one, had a black top on. thing could get hot quick.
Are you telling me we are a site of kids who stay up late and fail school so all they do is sit on NG and now they can't even read 2 paragraphs yet they take the time to look at someones personal profile and use it as an excuse to be lazy?
We are doomed.
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He says what I always want to say
Jade has a penis, shes a dude!
14 and the world of porn has already brainwashed your mind with these off the wall scenarios. very bright future ahead of us for this new generation. very progressive :\ not.
Get it guys?
Because the topic title leads you to believe that his girlfriend is cheating on him with his father. Which is why he uses GF as it stands for George Forman which is a type of grill.
Well played OP
Dude. This really is a sad story. Ive been cheated on alot by several girl friends.
BUT YOUR FATHER?!?!
Im sorry but you gotta beat his ass. I would do the same.
I couldn't hit a girl but i would definately spit in her face and tell her to get fucked.
The things you need to find out is who provoked the whole things. Is your dad just a sick perv or did your GF get horny and use your dads absesnce (if he's single) of sex to seduce him?
I actually thought that was pretty funny.
OMG! You sir, should win a prize for the most epic post of ever. Its the classic among classics. BTW, Your GF is smokin, or is she.
