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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:37 PM
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yes first cut off any communications with your dad (and mom if she takes your dad's side) already booted your GF out your apartment, so nothing there... just basically live your life now and try not to mention this at the family reunion lol
Posted at: 5/11/09 04:40 PM
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Until this thread i'd never fully appreciated just how many people only read the first couple of posts.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:43 PM
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People really need to start FUCKING READING.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:44 PM
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You're so clever!
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He was just giving her some late lunch, nothing's wrong with that.
Posted at: 5/11/09 04:46 PM
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At 5/11/09 04:37 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male bye
Hypocrite much?
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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:50 PM
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At 5/11/09 03:53 PM, Figter wrote: This wasn't exactly what i was expecting
Strange. EXACTLY what I was expecting.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:52 PM
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Ahaha, very well done good sir, very well done indeed.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 04:57 PM
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At 5/11/09 03:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD BE FUNNY IF A GUY MADE A THREAD ABOUT A COCK AND BY COCK I MEAN ROOSTER GET IT LMAO LMAO LMAO????
That would be too much to handle.
Posted at: 5/11/09 05:05 PM
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At 5/11/09 04:28 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: Hurr, hurr, hurr. Sexual misunderstandings leading to puns is soooooooooooo funny.
You know what's really funny? That so many people have fallen for this.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:07 PM
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ok this kind of made a shiver go down my back, since one, your dad is having sex with a far younger girl, which, seriously, is gross, and two because your girlfriend actually let him, and to answer your question, kick his ass, kick your girlfriends ass for being a whore then leave town
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
Posted at: 5/11/09 05:08 PM
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Lol George Foreman.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:09 PM
forget what i just said, picture didnt freaking load at first
Posted at: 5/11/09 05:28 PM
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Well played sir, well played.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:31 PM
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My GF is pretty petite too ;D
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:45 PM
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Kill your father and buy a new grill. They're not very expensive anyway...
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:47 PM
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Just WOW! Thats why I like old fashioned out-door grills, they never cook with anyone else....wait....
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Posted at: 5/11/09 05:55 PM
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At 5/11/09 05:07 PM, robotking98 wrote: ok this kind of made a shiver go down my back, since one, your dad is having sex with a far younger girl, which, seriously, is gross, and two because your girlfriend actually let him, and to answer your question, kick his ass, kick your girlfriends ass for being a whore then leave town
Why did you kind of... not read at least 3 or 4 replies down? Who cares if the picture didn't load - when I first saw the picture I thought it was just random (lol) and I thought he wasn't making a joke...
Ah well, good jokes take a few minutes to work out.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:25 PM
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WHAT!? \That is soo fucked up you should beat the shit out of him right now
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:27 PM
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Haha, this was fucking excellent.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:28 PM
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Wow. Clever.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:29 PM
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Profile says you're 14. If this is true, report it to the cops and he'll be arrested for pedophilia. But I don't think a 14 year old goes to work.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:31 PM
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At 5/11/09 09:29 PM, Bran-Man wrote: Profile says you're 14. If this is true, report it to the cops and he'll be arrested for pedophilia. But I don't think a 14 year old goes to work.
Nah, he said his GF is only 2 years old.
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At first my thoughts were "Dude that is fucked up!" but then I saw the picture and I gotta tell you, that was the funniest thing I've seen or heard in my life.
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Horrible, forced play on words is.... Well, you know.
Posted at: 5/11/09 09:32 PM
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Do something dick-like to him as pay back.
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Posted at: 5/11/09 09:33 PM
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Your girlfriend is a George Forman Grill??
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I honestly can't tell whether to laugh or cry...
Not at the post, but the posters...
Wait... I didn't pay attention.
Posted at: 5/11/09 09:35 PM
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What you did there, I see it..
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