fix the spiders
the spider hint is a FUCKING LIE. i was right above the god-damn spider and it STILL FUCKING KILLED ME. I'm sorry, but the fucking spiders ruined the game completely for me.
Reviews for "Thelemite"
one major problem
During the part where it says "Hey a thingie fell out of the transporter", there were still some flying thingies on the map that were moving around while the dialogue was playing. This is what played out in my head before I decided to give up:
"Oh great, more flying thingies. Oh yay, it killed me. Great, now the dialogue is starting over. Yay, it killed me again. Hooray! I can't move! And now I'm stuck, and it's raping me. Oh wait, I almost got through the dia-... nope, now there's two of them."
So.... basically what I was experiencing was a major bug in the game itself where I was unable to continue because I kept dying before I could get through the dialogue.... That really took away from the overall experience. However, everything up to that point was amazing. I don't know if I'm the first person to discover this, it's probably a glitch or something, but it suxored majorly. Like, being haxored and made to say embarassing things that bring my sexual nature into question suxored.... If the game stayed paused during the dialogue this wouldn't have happened. Just a suggestion. Still, everything else was very entertaining.
old school games
This reminds me of some of the old nes games my little brother used to play. Where it didn't matter how many power ups you had or how skillfully you could run and gun the levels, if you weren't a high grade psionic there was no way you could beat the final boss. Game was good overall, but i'm not going to spend half an hour trying to kill a copperhead by grabbing it's head 30 times in a row. Especially when the snake randomly says "Nuh-uh!" and ignores my grab and bites me 100 times in a row because the first bite stun-locked me. Anyone who has reached the final boss and figured out how to fight him should understand my labored metaphore.
Fun, BUT
Pyromaniac and Quantum Ninja medals are both borked. -2 points EACH.
I H8 DOSE DAMN MUSCULAR MUTANTS!!!!!!!