Terrible
It could've been fun, but whatever was fun, you had to ruin it with some of the WORST programming I've ever seen. Why the hell do the pigeons kill him in one hit? Why the hell does almost EVERYTHING kill him in one hit?
Reviews for "Thelemite"
Meh.
Got real boring, real fast. You don't control the combat, you just press X over and over and the game plays for you. The only time you do control your guy is when you have to annoying run from one end of the city to the other at the end of each and every mission.
Faulty
Presentation was OK. But i cannot get past the How to play screen..... =(
Sosker responds:
There's a clickable close button in the middle of the screen with an X.
lol
It was so funny i just couldn't stop laughing, i mean even now i chuckle ever so often thinking of it! Your wit, sir, is unmatchable! never has there been one so clever, so capable of turning such simple words into such a whimsical tail of creator and creation, the later seemingly lacking in intelligence. Clearly your story was that of creation standing against the overwhelming hatred of those that failed to understand its ways of love and life. It tries to spread its love of life with those around him but they don't respect the love or the life of something so pure, so what do they do? Tell it to destroy and in turn be destroyed for the creation was rightly feared. In it held the power and inconceivable intelligence to free the world of anger and war and death. But it stays it's hand and never strikes first unless, of course, instructed by the creator who distorts the actions of it's creation making those around it full of fear and hate. Such a sad story but it ends very happily! For realizing who the tricksters are set the mutant free. Free from the torment of constant hate and jealousy. did i not speak of the jealously, of the spark that leads to hatred like the strike of a match? The jealousy that corrupts the minds of those unwilling to see what they have or what they are capable of? Feebly they cling to what they believe is right and just and deny the simple facts that could free their bodies and minds to the lies of the creator. The lies of life itself! But the fear is also understood by the inconceivably intelligent mutant for this freedom is madness. A madness of infinite possibility, of reaching unimaginable heights, and daring the impossible. If all are capable of this madness it no longer is madness, but fact and reality only waiting to be shaped by the next madness.
Controls are to simple or more animations for attacks, invincible charging is lacking of skill, why can't i charge while falling?, overall it was way to easy
It was a nice try but you just failed to capture the moment. I don't know if front page is based on user voting but based on the stupidity of your 10's i'm guessing it's a self bump and a very bad one at that. we are not nearly as stupid as you believe, we hardly ever show it only because the internet would overflow with our girth. Yes those going to newgrounds are not always seeking a challenge of logic and thought, but that does not mean we are not fully capable of extremely complicated lines of thought, most of which would break a more feeble mind. Do not underestimate us as your creator did his creation.
"IF you wnna beat the fire guy, then you need ubermode unless your really good. To get ubermode i think you need enough of the rock things. maybe. You can get alot from the snake monster."
I mean, really? Thanks for the tip! I had trouble sitting in one place to kill him! So much easier! I remain unimpressed.
crap
I got through 4 levels by doing nothing just pressing X. That's f***ing boring.