Yea. . .Uhm. . .
it's a great game except for the fact that spiders can shoot from 4 screens away and hit dead on, as well as kill with one hit. so. . it's hard to calculate when and where they'll fire and thus causing 50 deaths in a row with no progress. The only factors in actually getting near are luck and timing. I don't like a game where "luck" is such a huge factor. won't give a higher mark due to that but the rest of it was pretty cool.
Nice game..
I would have really enjoyed it and gave you a 10 star rating easily, but I won't. Why? Just let me ask you one question: What the fuck was in your mind while putting those fucking overpowered spiders in there?
I mean, the first was one was beatable with luck, but when some time later they come in groups, I feel like havin no chance there. Maybe you can survive them having HP and shield upgraded too full, but I hadn't. I didn't want to give it 50 tries to get the points to upgrade it, I tried it like 20 times and stopped playing because this is so dependend on luck I got too frustrated.
one major problem
During the part where it says "Hey a thingie fell out of the transporter", there were still some flying thingies on the map that were moving around while the dialogue was playing. This is what played out in my head before I decided to give up:
"Oh great, more flying thingies. Oh yay, it killed me. Great, now the dialogue is starting over. Yay, it killed me again. Hooray! I can't move! And now I'm stuck, and it's raping me. Oh wait, I almost got through the dia-... nope, now there's two of them."
So.... basically what I was experiencing was a major bug in the game itself where I was unable to continue because I kept dying before I could get through the dialogue.... That really took away from the overall experience. However, everything up to that point was amazing. I don't know if I'm the first person to discover this, it's probably a glitch or something, but it suxored majorly. Like, being haxored and made to say embarassing things that bring my sexual nature into question suxored.... If the game stayed paused during the dialogue this wouldn't have happened. Just a suggestion. Still, everything else was very entertaining.
big guy
he can't die I guess
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repetitive
also the X button attack's energy is a stolen sprite from Little Fighter 2's justin
but other than that its kinda OK...