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Reviews for "Thelemite"

MASHUP SUPREME

I'm having difficulty moving my fingers to type this after mashing on X for the last half hour, and mostly because I cannot get past the Spiderlaser. Yes, there is a Spiderlaser, and he is too powerful. Everything before the Spiderlaser was pretty enjoyable! ... but I stopped there.

whats the point of the health bar?

brilliant game, and i love the graphics to boot. but i hardly understand why there is a health bar, mostly everything kills you with one hit, regardless of "health" upgrades. a good example is when the spider thing is on the bridge, the thing shouldn't kill me with one hit but effect my health the longer i sit in it's attack, anything else just feels lazy.

spiderlaser....

maybe if spider laser wasent so impossible............

For what is essentially a button-masher with god-mod power-ups, this is a pretty fun game. I blame the funny script and intense music for the ".5" in this rating.

(PS: A lower rating doesn't necessarily mean a less fun game. Sometimes, it just means a simple or less polished one.)

It was fun at first....

This game seemed to just drag out forever without any breaks inbetween and eventually I just had it! It was fun at first with the asshole commentary, and of course the mission control which seems to need you but also seems to want to kill you at the same time. That was cool, and it for some reason made me think of the X-men. Now, eventually the gameplay just got extremely repetitive and very dull.

Please put some features to make the game more exciting because all I did about 100% of the time was press "x".