I have no words for the truly evocative style of artwork. The flowing, organic colors, a variety of which could not be found in any Crayola factory, could easily bring any grown man to tears. This magnificent palimpsest features a massive spectrum of characters, from the charmingly original Mr. Dinosaur to the elegantly sized Big Frank. Free of the moribund ideas of "symmetry", "lowercase", "logic", and "straight lines", The Best Game Ever Made truly does not give itself credit. Why, the daring introduction of the three-nippled Gilda got this here game slapped with a Mature tag. For the au courant gamer, this is for you.