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Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

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Once upon a time, there was a big kingdom called Helgen. Everything was peaceful in Helgen until one day a brave creature called dragon attacked. dragon had the armor of a/an skeeter and the blade of a/an mamoth. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one badass knight to save Helgen, and that knight's name was Dovahkid. As soon as Dovahkid heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky shit armor and started riding his wolf to dragon's lair. He took his retarded sword and stabbed the beast's mace. The beast screamed asshole!!! And then beheaded at Dovahkid almost killing him. Dovahkid used his last bit of energy to ran dragon away. Thanks to Dovahkid, the kingdom of Helgen was saved and Dovahkid and the princess lived happily ever after

My Story:

In the year 3001A.D. Spaceman John from planet earth was exploring the galaxy on his cool spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 2000! He was going so fast that he didn't see the red planet galagam from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the red planet dragged his cool ship and crashed it. Spaceman John knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer gun. Luckily, there was a/an busy military base nearby. John sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying saucer behind some crates of supllies. Before he could ride saucer back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of wolfs attack a baby dog. John pulled out his lazer gun an beat the fuck out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. John got on the vehicle and flew away. BOOM!!! All that was left from the plant was red dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an bad death from the explosion. Spaceman John became a hero in earth and was worshipped for many years

har har har!

Once upon a time, there was a dark kingdom called Stockholm. Everything was peaceful in Stockholm until one day a smart creature called Brutus attacked. Brutus had the fist of a/an chicken and the foot of a/an puma. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one demonic knight to save Stockholm, and that knight's name was Gabriel. As soon as Gabriel heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky purple armor and started riding his owl to Brutus's lair. He took his summoning staff and climbed the beast's face. The beast screamed mothafukka!!! And then clawed at Gabriel almost killing him. Gabriel used his last bit of energy to bludgeon Brutus away. Thanks to Gabriel, the kingdom of Stockholm was saved and Gabriel and the princess lived happily ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a Ugly kingdom called Tri-State. Everything was peaceful in Tri-State until one day a Weird creature called Dr.Doof attacked. Dr.Doof had the Nose of a/an Platypus and the Ear of a/an Dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Bored knight to save Tri-State, and that knight's name was Perry. As soon as Perry heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his Rabbit to Dr.Doof's lair. He took his Gay M16 and Killed the beast's Arm. The beast screamed Sh**!!! And then Pwned at Perry almost killing him. Perry used his last bit of energy to Shoot Dr.Doof away. Thanks to Perry, the kingdom of Tri-State was saved and Perry and the princess lived happily ever after.

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52 years ago, in a campsite in china, a/an gun camper named fart had the adventure of his life. It all began in one eggs morning when fart was hunting cats. He heard a pie roar louder than any cat he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same pie roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an fly creature with red fur. fart knew this had to be the fly Bigfoot. fart had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby box. He started to think of pie, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fred at fart. Holy crap axylotel, yelled fart, as the red beast reached him. fart was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of fart around that campsite in china.