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Reviews for "SSAM #5"

Terrible.

First, animation was awful. The characters looked like they were sticks being slid across the screen. Second, bad plot. He goes to see her, she has someone else, some other girl likes him. Third, WTF WAS THE ENDING?! He kisses a girl, then some random guy comes out and shoots him, killing him. If I have ever seen a worse ending than that, I can't remember it.

OurGuardian responds:

Three simple words: WATCH THE OTHERS.

"Oh My God! They killed that little emo faggot!"

"You bastards!... well I would have done it if they hadnt"
Seriously... I watched the entire series like you said.
And now I can honestly, and constructively say that it sucked ass.
Everything about it was bad and clichéed, I've seen better plots come out of Hillary Duff movies, and Lord knows I hate those.
Then you had to go with a style that's been done to death before just to prove to those who still doubted it that you are completely incapable of independant thought.
But then this one just seems to help us fathom even deeper how low flash animations can go.
"Wait... it ends happily (it a completely anti thetical way when compared to the rest of the series, but somewhat happily nonetheless). The whiny loser percentage of the newgroudns audience who watches Gilmore girls and desperate housewives might not cry. Oh I know I'll kill em."
We know that was a throwaway when the character says "My life would change that day" as opposed to "Someone would do that day what I should have done myself a long time ago".
Also, all the "friend" characters save for one were introduced in this episode, which takes away any chance at credibility when he says that he should have noticed her before cause she was there the whole time. I'm not watching it again to find out her exact words, no way I'm putting myself through that mind numbing bullshit once more, no matter how short and bland it all is.
Also, everyone knows men in England will randomly shoot couples on sight. Or they do when a retarded plot device is needed.
I use the word "needed" loosely here, because it didnt bring much to a series which had been terrible from the very start.
Hey something actually good about it: Now that he's dead we can know for sure that it's over for good.
That is if you dont fish around in that old bin of clichés you seem to have and get another plot device which brings him back to life.
I'm done, but I hope you read this, mister Burgess and understand that this simply wasnt good, no matter what some uncultivated fucks may say, and that I didnt "shed a tear or two" as you would have loved oh so very very much. I hope never to see your filth on the front page ever again.