Excellent
a brilliant game and seriously addictive. added it to my faves straight away!!
Reviews for "Wade Defender"
Casualty responds:
thanks!
Made it to lvl 50!!!!!!!!!
Ok my score 211k, lvl5 wep(best wep),1020 shield,100healthXD(ddnt even scratch me)an 25 bonboms or whtever those r(i hav no idea hw to use em. Ok i noticed 1 glitch(at least i think it is)about whn u kill the stars.whn u kill thm u cant shoot again untill the explosion dissapears(only sometimes) that is like only a .3-.4 sec delay but in high lvls it can b very disturbing. also 1 thing i ddnt like, it is whn 3-6 guys com speeding at u like a bullet u cant shoot em all :(.Great game tho the music made my reflaxes alot btter an accuracy :) maks u hyper XD boy i rok at ths game and ummm wht lvl does it end??? i had decided lvl50. I give it 5/5 if i ddnt it'd b insulting. (I titled myself as a relle gd gamer yahoo! lol)P.S.(i kno ths ant mail) srry for the long review but its that good of a game ;)
Casualty responds:
thanks! yes lvl 50 is a very good performance.
Fun! But too easy.
{ATTENTION, THIS REVIEW HAS TONS OF JOKES. :P}
All right, boys and girls, time to load up teh BouncyTEM Review Machine!
Coming in at #1 for today is a game called Wade Defender. The goal is to defend Wade Fulp from many cursed things on Newgrounds, like Clocks, Star Syndicate, Spam, and Crappy Flashes. Graphics were decent but could use more variation in backgrounds, and could also use More enemies. The game is extremely simple but fun to play, and it's style is simple but effective. Also, be wary of any Wade Fulp's coming into your home and beating your head in with a ugly stick! No, folks, the sound won't make you do a bloodcurling scream and toss your speakers/headphones in disgust then pull out that old AK-47 of yours and shoot your own head in. The sound = just fine. Now, blowing up all those enemies with little red dots, lasers, dual lasers, rockets, and Level 30 Spear Weapon thingies has to be violent, so yay violence!! It's a game, so if it doesn't have interactivity, how the hell can it be a game, right? Due to the nature of this game, it's obviously loltastic.
All right, people, the moment you all feared. The Bad Sides Of This Game.
There's only one but it's a huge killer. It's Too Easy! The game's fun but there's almost no difficulty at 'beating' it whatsoever. The only time it really can begin to get dangerous is when the Star Syndicates appear, but if you keep your cool, you're golden. and since you can spend your money on shielding...Well, Too easy.
Overall, this game was fantastic but just a bit too much on the easy side and was rather disappointing since there really was never a challenge. However, don't let that ruin your fun on this! It's a perfect non-frustrating time killer!
10...out of 10.
Casualty responds:
hahahaha that's just the perfect review! thanks dude, keep writing review like this! And remember, it's easier to review movies you like.
FREKIN AWSOME
This game is the best!!!
Casualty responds:
nah
nice but stupid
great music stupid game
Casualty responds:
'Great review stupid author'. Oh wait, no, the review sucks too.