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The Vampire Diarrhea

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Black Book 10 Points

Find the Black Book

Fang Shui 10 Points

Find the Fangs

Holy Water 10 Points

Find the Holy Water

Red Book 10 Points

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White Book 10 Points

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Stefan Cagatore 50 Points

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Author Comments

Stefano Cagatore drinks blood everynight, but he suffers of hemoglobin intolerance, he can´t stop drinking the red floyd and he can´t stop the vampire Diarrhea

The game contains small playable intro and 15 levels
5 objects are hidden in the game, can you find´em?

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Use arrows to move, up to jump and down to drop down from white and black platforms.
Esc to go back to menu level select

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I loved the graphics.

Nice Game

So the idea of getting "TOILET-PAPER" and using the bathroom was interesting the "GRAPHICS" are pretty decent though it has a mario like feel with the platformer, some added flashy effects wouldnt hurt like when getting toilet paper or something, What to say what to say, I guess I will start this review off, by saying good effort and some good amount of detail, I do like this game type and game style, Now its not perfect but has some decent potential, but does need some more of your effort and attention, But I will explain some more on that through-out the review, anyways lets get this started.

some added flashy effects wouldnt hurt like when getting toilet paper or something


Raro Pero Entretenido, Larga Vida A La Diarrea!!!:v


This was good. The control is very effective. The graphics are funny. The little vampire is cute and funny! The very concept is hilarious. Honestly I giggled like a 12 year old at every new crap joke. The puzzle like nature of many of the levels was engaging. It made me yell "HA!" every time I finally got one. And honestly, it's fun. The game made me happy. At the end of the day, that's really what we're after coming to a site like this. Nice work.